Buffy: Enchantress and Slayer

A Enchanted Parody Fanfiction Story with Crossover Characters

Side Notes: If you haven't seen or read about the Avengers or Buffy the Vampire Slayer before reading this fanfiction, that's ok. This is at heart a parody.

It's not meant to be taken entirely seriously. It's just fun with the characters.

There are plenty of hidden Disney references in the movie Enchanted that I don't want to spoil here by writing them in: Because I think it's best to watch them for yourself. But, if you still want to read this fanfiction before you might watch the movie, you can.

There are also some moderate spoilers for Marvel comics, Marvel Cinematic Universe movies, X-Men cinematic movies, and the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV show. But, reading or watching either is not required.

Chapter 1: Once Upon a Nighttime

There's the Disney Castle: With fireworks, and Disney in bubble letters across it.

But, as the scene zooms in through the glass window on the top floor... There's two magic mirrors: Each next to a set of stone steps going up.

One has a dark red rim.

In this magic mirror... Marvel comic stills of the Avengers charging left and right keep flipping past with a coming Marvel logo.

The other has a tombstone like rim.

In this magic mirror... The first season intro to Buffy the Vampire Slayer plays in all its iconic spookiness.

In between the magic mirrors... There's a book: A light red and yellow swirled storybook in a bundle of vampire cape.

A very dark green bladed broadsword and Captain America's shield rests behind the midnight bluish book stand. Some holy crosses and yellow and purple pom poms circle the book stand.

The storybook opens.

A pop up kingdom comes up from the pages.

It looked like a observatory styled high school. But, vampire fanged doorways, flying bats, and dark red and charcoal black cobblestone paths looked anything but.

Buffy Summers starts to narrate, "once upon a living nightmare, in a hellmouth of a high school called Sunnydale High..."

She suddenly chuckles. And, she realizes, "oh yeah. Wrong story."

After a bit... She goes back to narrating, "in a vampire kingdom known as Nightydale, there lived a evil dragula queen named Narissa. Selfish, cruel, and really no fun at all, she lived in fear that one day her stepson would have a soul, and she would lose her throne forever in the Hellmouth. And so, she did everything she felt she could to prevent Prince Angelus from ever meeting me...the one special enchantress slayer with whom he would fall for, call out for mercy, and share true love's...kiss."

First... A distorted smoky hot spring pops up high over the Nightydale Kingdom.

Very dark red eyes and a matching fanged mouth. Snarling and laughter before pop ups of demons and vampires in prayer before the Hellmouth god.

Then... Pop ups of Queen Narissa and Prince Angelus pop out through swinging open metal bolted doors.

Queen Narissa has a very dark blue vampire cape styled dress with dark purple inner lining. She has darkish blue blush over her eyes and bunched up slicked back slightly curly medium black hair. She wears a silvery melty looking red crown.

Prince Angelus has a black leather jacket, matching pants, a matching sword, and a midnight black horse that vanishes into the night. He has frontless spiked up medium black hair. He also has a very dark green bladed broadsword.

Most vampire princes had midnight black horses. But, none were dressed like him: He's too rebellious for the vampire dress code.

Buffy Summers babbles some hard to hear things.

Then... She says, "oh my god. You mean there's no turning back into a vampire? You are serious about that?"

She cheerfully goes, "all right! Where have you been all my life, Prince Angelus? Come with me. We got some serious reworking of destiny to do back on my show."

The pop up Prince Angelus suddenly moves its mouth.

He figures, "umm...sorry Buffy. But, I don't think he'd be happy about that."

Buffy Summers frustratedly heavily sighs.

She then says, "all right! Typical Angel. Not always really angelic."

No comment from pop up Prince Angelus. Its mouth isn't moving.

The pages flip through faster and faster.

They keep flipping...until a pop up mostly light blue cottage pops up in the middle of a forest.

The forest suddenly goes from pop up to old fashioned animation in full color.

Black leaved bent over trees with bent over matching trunks. A eternity of night. Dire critters big as wolves and mountain lions game seeking one another.

But, around the cottage... It smells of completely washed over holy water. Sparkly clean to boot.

Enchantress fashion magazines under Enchantro with a smoking gold ring for the o in the brand, Mr. Pointy the wand orb end tipped wood stake, stuffed animals not so dire in size, a floating magically refilled plate of jelly donuts and one of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, the least prickly red roses that could be found in the Valleys of Nightmares... These are quite a bit of Buffy the Enchantress Slayer's favorite things.

For her optimism, she's been a outcast from the vampires and demons of the Hellmouth Kingdoms. Yet, even most enchantresses from the Valleys of Heavens and the Heaven Kingdoms fear her for the shadow demon heart she was born with from destiny.

She's taken down many demons, vampires, and corrupt enchantresses singlehandedly. She's become feared and in awe across the Heaven Kingdoms and the Hellmouth Kingdoms.

Buffy wears a mostly dark red leather dress, with loosely worn light pink silk around her shoulders. She has a very dark brown belt with a crossbow somewhat loosely strapped in in the back. She has let down slightly wavy medium blond hair. She has a clipped on very tan pink rose in her hair.

She's standing in a bedroom, with white walls and a gold lined matching bed. Red lollipops, ice skates, and pink and purple roses are painted on the walls.

Buffy seems very much alone.

And yet, from another look around...she really isn't.