I'm really bored. Today when I was at Dollar Store I got this idea. I have no idea if ther are Dollar Store like stores in Japan but this is FF and I can make anything happen. I OWN NOTHING. Might as well say it. The ideas are mines except for the one I will give credit for at the bottom. Enjoy!

When my hikari has a headache, he wants to be left alone. Sometimes he makes poor choices on his part. Take yesterday for instance.

I was annoying him for my fun. He gave me twenty bucks and told me to get some Equate for his headache. Like a good yami, I did as he asked. I walked down to the Dollar Store and found his medicine. As I was walking around the isles to kill time, I found knives. Steak knives, cutting knives, army knives, and probably a few others were there. How can a place with balloons have army knives?

I grabbed two sets of steak knifes and a some other kitchen knives, they make good weapons and my hikari doesn't know the ones we are using now have taken a few quarts of blood over time. I payed for those and took an army knife with me in my pocket.

When I got back he was just happy for the medicine (he gets really bed migraines) and didn't notice the knives at the moment. I went up to my room and opened up my new weapons. They were all so shinny and new. I replaced the steak knives and brought up the old ones. I stowed all of them in my stash of weapons.

I'm not really sure when but at some point I fell asleep. It would have been smart for me to actually put my weapons out of sight before I crashed. At eight a.m., I woke up when my hikari dumped half a gallon on me and the bed. When I finally saw him in good light, he had that look on his face that says I did something wrong. I was trying to figure it out when it dawned on me that I left my knives and such out on the night stand.

He dragged me downstairs, literally, and sat me down on the couch. He started ranting on and on about something. I stopped paying attention after "My dear yami". If I had been paying close enough attention, I would have remembered that he starts like that when he is going to do something about whatever I did. I came back to focus when I was splashed with the other half gallon.

My punishment you ask. He made collect all of weapons, and he meant ALL. Once they were all out in the open, we put them into a box and took them down to the weapons exploit that was going on twenty miles from where we lived. He drove there and made me walk. Since we are connected through the Ring and our mind link, he knew what I was doing the whole time. The worst part is after I walked twenty miles in the rain, he made me donate all of weapons. I was forced to give up all of my knives, explosives, and even my flamethrower. Then he made me walk home.

Now I am under hikari arrest at the Game Shop. Ryou and Yugi watching over me. The pharaoh is laughing in his soulroom. Yugi, thank Ra, banished him there after he started turning blue. I get to spend several more hours of my life watching the two hikaris play duel monsters again and again and again. If I had one of my smaller knives, I would stab myself to end this torture.

What is the point of me telling you this? I'm bored!! Someone come rescue me! I can't take much more of this without turning Marik insane. I think they're coming. I got to go now.

Kind of a lame ending I think. The idea that is not mine is the flamethrower. I got that one from Wingleader Sora Jade. A few of her stories are in my favorits. Party in the USA is on yea! Sorry, I like this song. Review please!