I don't own anything mentioned in this. Yugioh! belongs to its mangaka, the Japanese animation company that made it, and the owner of the dub rights. Harry Potter belongs to the amazing authoress J. K. Rowling. The modifications on the Harry Potter and Yugioh! characters (including Yami Hermione (aka Aishisu), Yami Seto, and Yami Yugi's name being Panseru) belong to Skyla Doragono. I do own the story ideas.

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Sirius: (Why am I doing the title if I'm not in the script? JRose finally saw the Prisoner of Azakaban trailer? Oh! Why didn't you say so!) Yugioh Christmas; skit 1: Lighting up Seto's life! *turns into his dog form and runs away*

*The scene is the interior of the Kame Gameshop's living quaters. More specificaly, the kitchen. Sitting around the table (drinking coco) are Yugi, Panseru, Draco, and Mokuba.*

Mokuba: And nii-sama won't even put up any lights or decorate the house or anything!

Yugi: That's a shame, Mokuba. Your house would look awesome decorated.... Hey! How about this? The Yamis decorate the house, while we hikaris distract your brother!

Yami Yugi: That means Yami Bakura, Aishisu, and I have to do all the work, aibou. Yami Marik is banished and Yami Seto can't be far enough away from Kiaba to help.

Yugi: *laughs* Sure he can! Yami Seto just has to cast a spell giving him a temporary 'real' body.

Draco: So, how are we breaking this up?

Yami Yugi: Draco, call Hermione and Marik. Fill them in and have them meet us at the Kiaba mansion. Yugi, find someway to get Kaiba out of the house and Yami Seto, the tomb robber, and Aishisu into 'real' bodies. Mokuba and I will hit the stores to buy lights and other supplies. Let's get started.

Everyone else: *nods, before begining their respective tasks*

%%%%%The Kaiba Masion, 30 min later%%%%%

Yugi: I got him to see Return of the King at the local movie theater.

Marik: So we have 3 and 1/2 hours to figure out how else to keep him away from home, if nessicary.

Hermione: Would he be willing to play me in chess, Yugi? You know him best...

Yugi: Probably. He doesn't know how bad you are at chess, Hermione. (No offense.)

Bakura: Let's head towards the theater, then. Have fun decortating, Yami Bakura-kun.

*The Hikaris and Marik leave as Yami Yugi and Mokuba arrive.*

Yami Seto: *wearing a Santa hat* The pharaoh's brought the supplies we need, so let's start decorating!

Yami Bakura: *groaning* I don't care what season it is, it should be against the law for a yami to be that happy.

%%%%%%%%1 hour and a half later%%%%%%%%

Yami Bakura: *plopping into a chair* The hell with this! You guys do realize that we've been working on this for over an hour and haven't even decorated 1/3 of the house!

Aishisu: Well, what do you suggest we do? Give up?

Yami Bakura: I don't know... Maybe.

Mokuba: We can't stop. You promised! *big puppy dog eyes*

Yami Seto: *holding up a Duel Monsters card* What about enlisting some help from the Shadow Realm?

Mokuba: *hugs Y.Seto* You're the best, Yami Seto-nii-sama!

Yami Yugi: Let's do this! *summons Mahaado*

%%%%%3 hours later%%%%%

*Seto is driving home after the movie and eating dinner with his fellow hikaris and Marik. (After Mokuba called to say he was going to order himself some pizza, of course.)*

*He turns into his driveway....*

*and almost crashes into the gate.*

*The mansion and property are covered in enough lights to put all of the 3 million lights in the Osborne Specticle of Lights to shame. There is an inflatable, light up Santa sitting next to a similar snowman. Two large, red bows adorn the gate, and luminaries line the driveway. Each door has a wreath on it.*

Seto: Na-nani! *Manages to recover enough to drive the car into the garage and park it.* *Enters the house.*

*Almost every room has a Chirstmas tree (fully decorated) in it. The Nutcracker suite is softly playing, and in the kitchen are plates full of cookies.*

*Seto stumbles out of the kitchen and onto the couch by the garland bedecked stairs.*

*This final shock proves to much for Seto...*

*He faints on the couch.*

*Curtains close*