OK! So I have finally re-written Warrior Island in a 'proper' story format!
Don't worry, though! It shall still be as amusing as it is... was... in
script format! (I hope...) Well, anyway, here we go! The re-written Chapter
1!!! (Dun, dun, duuuuun!)
Disclaimer: It may shock you to learn that I STILL don't own the Soul Calibur II characters.
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Warrior Island
*~* Chapter 1 - Where Are We!? *~*
Every warrior has a goal... every warrior has a path... but more importantly - every warrior has obstacles. God damn those obstacles! Ahem... right... so... THESE, my friends, are the Soul Calibur warriors. Well, technically only Xianghua is REALLY a Soul Calibur warriors since she wields Soul Calibur, yada, yada, yada... But... why the hell am I even saying this crap? You can figure it all out! Warriors, obstacles, a goal, and... more importantly... RANDOMNESS!!
The majority of the Soul Calibur characters were sitting, standing around, balancing on a sword... whatever manner they wait in. What were they waiting for? Well! That's the beauty of it! They were waiting for a ferry! OK... I don't know exactly WHY that's so great, but... just tune into their conversations of waiting, all right??
"Namu, namu!!" Yoshimitsu shouted with a frightening amount of enthusiasm.
Taki clenched her fists, "Shut up."
"NAMUUUUUU!!!!!"
"I said, shut up," Taki repeated in a monotonous tone.
The other warriors chose to ignore Yoshimitsu's idiocy, "Who wants a fight? Anyone??" Mitsurugi challenged.
"No..." Talim declined, "However I DO have a strange urge to chop off your hair..."
Mitsurugi's eyes widened, "Nooooo!! Not my hair!! My beautiful, somewhat afro-like hair!!"
"Well... that was certainly an amusing over-reaction. Heh, heh..." Talim smirked, which actually didn't make her look evil at all...
"Will you all shut up!?" Xianghua shouted, "I'm TRYING to sit and do NOTHING here!"
Every warrior stopped what they were doing and raised an eyebrow at Xianghua... except for Charade. He can't really raise an eyebrow, because... well... for one thing, he doesn't have any... and secondly, he only has one eye so he would look more shocked than confused.
"What?" Xianghua returned the confused gaze.
"You have serious issues..." Kilik stated.
Xianghua retorted, "Excuse me?? Did I ever go crazy and kill people?!"
"Yes," everyone else replied simultaneously.
"Oh... well... yeah... but... SO DID YOU ALL!!"
The silence of everyone staring at Xianghua was interrupted by Astaroth walking up, "Ah, crud! I'm late again... WORMS!"
"Ew!! Where??" Cassandra looked around frantically.
"What? Worms?"
"WHERE?!"
"Where is what, worms?"
"ARGH!! You're HOPELESS!!" Cassandra crossed her arms.
"Cool it, Sis. He just likes worms," Sophitia assured.
Cassandra looked disgusted, "Yuck! Why would someone like worms?!"
Sophitia shrugged, "Beats me."
Nightmare, Berserker and Cervantes then ran up while gasping for breath - Cervantes leading. "I win! I win!!" the pirate boasted.
"Hrabagalabah!!" Berserker screamed.
"I shall steal your SOUL!!" Nightmare threatened what would normally frighten people.
"HAHA!!" Cervantes mocked, "I have no soul! In your face!!"
Ivy hid her face in her arms, "My father is insane AND dead! I was happier when I didn't have any parents!" she sighed, "Why me?"
"Do you REALLY want the answer to that?" Yunsung asked. No one knew what exactly would have said if Ivy replied 'yes'... but... she wasn't about to take the chance with that child's mind.
"No," she answered after a long silence.
"I hate you all," Raphael said, releasing his emotions, which he hid oh-so- well! (Insert sarcasm here)
Maxi glared at the Frenchman, "That's nice since it just so happens that I hate you, too."
"HYA!!" The mysterious elf-like dude yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Just wondering... can you actually talk?" Talim questioned.
"Ya... hya... hya..."
"I see..." Talim said - although she OBVIOUSLY didn't get it.
"I shall slice you all!!" Raphael threatened, trying to regain the spotlight.
Mitsurugi grinned evilly, "I accept your challenge!"
"Who said anything about a challenge? I just want to slice you..."
Everyone proceeded with their somewhat unusual conversations for however long they proceeded with their somewhat unusual conversations which they were proceeding with and... (Random person slaps Namika(Me, for those who don't know)) OW!! Ahem... so... the ferry pulled and all of the warriors boarded.
"Good, good! You are all on the ferry!" the 'Ferry Man' said, "Mwahaha... Mwahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
The warriors stared at the Ferry Man wide-eyed.
Ferry Man coughed as though to clear his throat, "Ahem... sorry! Nervous cough! Yeah... let's go!"
And so the ferry went 'across' the 'river'. Note the use of quotations... for they were actually going to... A DESERTED ISLAND!! Dun, dun, duuuuuun!!
"All right! Everybody off!"
The warriors peered over the side of the boat to see... water, water and seaweed. Oh... and water.
"Vrooo shwooo dooo," Voldo hissed.
Yoshimitsu translated, "We are in the middle of nowhere!"
"Oh... but that is precisely the point," the Ferry Man pushed them all overboard. The warriors all screamed, and the maniacal laughter of the Ferry Man echoed through the desolate waterway...
"GRALAHABAAAAAH!!!!" Berserker was constantly trying to stay afloat in the water... *glub, glub...*
Talim stared, "Should we not help him?"
"First of all... it's not a 'him', it's an 'it'," Yunsung corrected, "And secondly... no."
"Why not?"
Mina answered this question, "Because there are thousands of those stupid things everywhere... it's like they NEVER DIE!!"
*glub, glub, glub...* Berserker slowly sunk to the depths of the water.
"Fair enough," Talim agreed.
"I do not know about all of you, but my armour and sword are feeling REALLY heavy right now... I am swimming for shore of that island over there," Nightmare suggested without showing where exactly this island was by pointing or some other indication.
All of the warriors figured it out, though. And they swam to the island.
~~~On shore...~~~
"Ack! Water... salty... WORMS!" Astaroth shouted.
"Ew! Salty worms!" Cassandra was grossed out once again.
"Sis!!" Sophitia complained.
"Sorry..."
Necrid, who had been silent, finally spoke... in ENGLISH, "I feel like I haven't talked..."
"You can talk!?" All of the warriors exclaimed.
"See? I'm so alone! No one even realized that I could talk!!" Necrid began to weep.
"How pathetic..." Raphael looked on at the creature.
"That it is," Ivy agreed.
"All right... so what do we do now?" Taki asked.
"I say that I eat you all and use your flesh as energy and swim away!" Yoshimitsu suggested.
"Wow... that's pleasant," Kilik commented sarcastically.
Cervantes scoffed, "You cannot eat my flesh for I have none!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Charade then randomly stabbed Cervantes.
"Please... do not do that again."
Charade's eye looked down in an 'I'm sorry' way.
"I shall fly!! I shall fly!!" Lizardman leaped off of a cliff, flapping his arms, "AH!! CRAMP!!"
"All in favour of not caring - say 'I'" Yunsung said.
"I!!"
**glub, glub, glub...**
"This is turning into Survivor," Talim observed.
"What?" everyone stared in confusion.
"Do none of you watch TV!?" Talim asked - shocked.
"No."
Talim sighed in frustration.
Nightmare took charge of the marooned team, "All right, let's split up into two groups to explore the island! One will search for food, and the other will look for... other things... civilization, monkeys... that kind of stuff. Let's move!!
Everyone set off in different directions in search of things... huzzah!!
*~* End of Chapter 1 *~*
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Wow! That actually ended up pretty OK!! ^_^ Do you guys still like it?? Please review and tell me!! I'll be re-writing the rest of the chapters ASAP!! Oh, and to newcomers - this doesn't end up being a total Survivor fic. It's just randomness and a faint plot!
Disclaimer: It may shock you to learn that I STILL don't own the Soul Calibur II characters.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Warrior Island
*~* Chapter 1 - Where Are We!? *~*
Every warrior has a goal... every warrior has a path... but more importantly - every warrior has obstacles. God damn those obstacles! Ahem... right... so... THESE, my friends, are the Soul Calibur warriors. Well, technically only Xianghua is REALLY a Soul Calibur warriors since she wields Soul Calibur, yada, yada, yada... But... why the hell am I even saying this crap? You can figure it all out! Warriors, obstacles, a goal, and... more importantly... RANDOMNESS!!
The majority of the Soul Calibur characters were sitting, standing around, balancing on a sword... whatever manner they wait in. What were they waiting for? Well! That's the beauty of it! They were waiting for a ferry! OK... I don't know exactly WHY that's so great, but... just tune into their conversations of waiting, all right??
"Namu, namu!!" Yoshimitsu shouted with a frightening amount of enthusiasm.
Taki clenched her fists, "Shut up."
"NAMUUUUUU!!!!!"
"I said, shut up," Taki repeated in a monotonous tone.
The other warriors chose to ignore Yoshimitsu's idiocy, "Who wants a fight? Anyone??" Mitsurugi challenged.
"No..." Talim declined, "However I DO have a strange urge to chop off your hair..."
Mitsurugi's eyes widened, "Nooooo!! Not my hair!! My beautiful, somewhat afro-like hair!!"
"Well... that was certainly an amusing over-reaction. Heh, heh..." Talim smirked, which actually didn't make her look evil at all...
"Will you all shut up!?" Xianghua shouted, "I'm TRYING to sit and do NOTHING here!"
Every warrior stopped what they were doing and raised an eyebrow at Xianghua... except for Charade. He can't really raise an eyebrow, because... well... for one thing, he doesn't have any... and secondly, he only has one eye so he would look more shocked than confused.
"What?" Xianghua returned the confused gaze.
"You have serious issues..." Kilik stated.
Xianghua retorted, "Excuse me?? Did I ever go crazy and kill people?!"
"Yes," everyone else replied simultaneously.
"Oh... well... yeah... but... SO DID YOU ALL!!"
The silence of everyone staring at Xianghua was interrupted by Astaroth walking up, "Ah, crud! I'm late again... WORMS!"
"Ew!! Where??" Cassandra looked around frantically.
"What? Worms?"
"WHERE?!"
"Where is what, worms?"
"ARGH!! You're HOPELESS!!" Cassandra crossed her arms.
"Cool it, Sis. He just likes worms," Sophitia assured.
Cassandra looked disgusted, "Yuck! Why would someone like worms?!"
Sophitia shrugged, "Beats me."
Nightmare, Berserker and Cervantes then ran up while gasping for breath - Cervantes leading. "I win! I win!!" the pirate boasted.
"Hrabagalabah!!" Berserker screamed.
"I shall steal your SOUL!!" Nightmare threatened what would normally frighten people.
"HAHA!!" Cervantes mocked, "I have no soul! In your face!!"
Ivy hid her face in her arms, "My father is insane AND dead! I was happier when I didn't have any parents!" she sighed, "Why me?"
"Do you REALLY want the answer to that?" Yunsung asked. No one knew what exactly would have said if Ivy replied 'yes'... but... she wasn't about to take the chance with that child's mind.
"No," she answered after a long silence.
"I hate you all," Raphael said, releasing his emotions, which he hid oh-so- well! (Insert sarcasm here)
Maxi glared at the Frenchman, "That's nice since it just so happens that I hate you, too."
"HYA!!" The mysterious elf-like dude yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Just wondering... can you actually talk?" Talim questioned.
"Ya... hya... hya..."
"I see..." Talim said - although she OBVIOUSLY didn't get it.
"I shall slice you all!!" Raphael threatened, trying to regain the spotlight.
Mitsurugi grinned evilly, "I accept your challenge!"
"Who said anything about a challenge? I just want to slice you..."
Everyone proceeded with their somewhat unusual conversations for however long they proceeded with their somewhat unusual conversations which they were proceeding with and... (Random person slaps Namika(Me, for those who don't know)) OW!! Ahem... so... the ferry pulled and all of the warriors boarded.
"Good, good! You are all on the ferry!" the 'Ferry Man' said, "Mwahaha... Mwahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
The warriors stared at the Ferry Man wide-eyed.
Ferry Man coughed as though to clear his throat, "Ahem... sorry! Nervous cough! Yeah... let's go!"
And so the ferry went 'across' the 'river'. Note the use of quotations... for they were actually going to... A DESERTED ISLAND!! Dun, dun, duuuuuun!!
"All right! Everybody off!"
The warriors peered over the side of the boat to see... water, water and seaweed. Oh... and water.
"Vrooo shwooo dooo," Voldo hissed.
Yoshimitsu translated, "We are in the middle of nowhere!"
"Oh... but that is precisely the point," the Ferry Man pushed them all overboard. The warriors all screamed, and the maniacal laughter of the Ferry Man echoed through the desolate waterway...
"GRALAHABAAAAAH!!!!" Berserker was constantly trying to stay afloat in the water... *glub, glub...*
Talim stared, "Should we not help him?"
"First of all... it's not a 'him', it's an 'it'," Yunsung corrected, "And secondly... no."
"Why not?"
Mina answered this question, "Because there are thousands of those stupid things everywhere... it's like they NEVER DIE!!"
*glub, glub, glub...* Berserker slowly sunk to the depths of the water.
"Fair enough," Talim agreed.
"I do not know about all of you, but my armour and sword are feeling REALLY heavy right now... I am swimming for shore of that island over there," Nightmare suggested without showing where exactly this island was by pointing or some other indication.
All of the warriors figured it out, though. And they swam to the island.
~~~On shore...~~~
"Ack! Water... salty... WORMS!" Astaroth shouted.
"Ew! Salty worms!" Cassandra was grossed out once again.
"Sis!!" Sophitia complained.
"Sorry..."
Necrid, who had been silent, finally spoke... in ENGLISH, "I feel like I haven't talked..."
"You can talk!?" All of the warriors exclaimed.
"See? I'm so alone! No one even realized that I could talk!!" Necrid began to weep.
"How pathetic..." Raphael looked on at the creature.
"That it is," Ivy agreed.
"All right... so what do we do now?" Taki asked.
"I say that I eat you all and use your flesh as energy and swim away!" Yoshimitsu suggested.
"Wow... that's pleasant," Kilik commented sarcastically.
Cervantes scoffed, "You cannot eat my flesh for I have none!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Charade then randomly stabbed Cervantes.
"Please... do not do that again."
Charade's eye looked down in an 'I'm sorry' way.
"I shall fly!! I shall fly!!" Lizardman leaped off of a cliff, flapping his arms, "AH!! CRAMP!!"
"All in favour of not caring - say 'I'" Yunsung said.
"I!!"
**glub, glub, glub...**
"This is turning into Survivor," Talim observed.
"What?" everyone stared in confusion.
"Do none of you watch TV!?" Talim asked - shocked.
"No."
Talim sighed in frustration.
Nightmare took charge of the marooned team, "All right, let's split up into two groups to explore the island! One will search for food, and the other will look for... other things... civilization, monkeys... that kind of stuff. Let's move!!
Everyone set off in different directions in search of things... huzzah!!
*~* End of Chapter 1 *~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wow! That actually ended up pretty OK!! ^_^ Do you guys still like it?? Please review and tell me!! I'll be re-writing the rest of the chapters ASAP!! Oh, and to newcomers - this doesn't end up being a total Survivor fic. It's just randomness and a faint plot!
