A/N: If you grew up playing learning computer games, like I did, you might remember a series of games called "The Cluefinders" in which you help a group of kids solve mysteries by answering math problems, completing sentences, etc. This story tells what the games couldn't tell...

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Leslie. She grew up in a house all by herself. She had no parents, she just appeared in the house one day in the year of 1914. There was no one to feed her, or get her dressed, so she had to do all of that stuff herself. Until she reached the age of 5, she homeschooled herself. She went to school at the Learning County School, and on her first day of Kindergarden, she became the vice principal. So, she had to do her schoolwork, be the vice principal, and take care of herself. Her daily routine was: Get up at 10:00 PM (yes i mean PM!) Walk to school for 10 hours, get to school at 8:00 AM, stay at school until 3:00 PM, walk home for 6 hours (this took less time, as she wasn't as tired), get home at 9:00 PM, do homework for 58 minutes, go to bed at 9:58 PM, sleep for two minutes, and start walking to school all over again.

By the time she was 9, she had become a very attractive young woman. Her frizzy hair had grown into bountiful dreadlocks, and she wore the same clothes every day. In 1924, because she was so brilliant, she skipped fifth grade and went straight to sixth, where she met a boy named Owen Lam, who quickly won her heart. One day, he took her to his friend's clubhouse, where she met two seventh graders named Joni Savage and Santiago Rivera. Joni, Santiago, and Owen had formed a club called the Cluefinders, where they solved many kinds of mysteries. They quickly welcomed Leslie into their club. Santiago was married, and had a daughter. Joni was very brave, but too brave for her own good. Owen was just...weird.

Later that year, Owen asked Leslie to the prom, but got mixed up and Owen ended up wearing Leslie's tutu, and Leslie ended up wearing Owen's suit. But nevertheless, they had a great time. The next day, Owen asked Leslie to marry him. She accepted, and the wedding was held two hours later. There was a giant wedding cake, Leslie was wearing a beautiful wedding dress, Owen was wearing a silver tuxedo, and everyone was having fun, until Leslie caught Owen behind the building kissing Joni on the lips. Leslie could see that Joni's shirt was unbuttoned, and that Owen was unzipping his jeans.

"Joni you whore!" ,said Leslie.

"Hey!" shouted Joni. "Don't call me that!"

"Why are you kissing my husband?" asked Leslie.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" asked Joni. "He's my boyfriend! He's been my boyfriend for eight years!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGH!!!!", shouted Leslie. She pushed Joni on top of the wedding cake. Joni sprang up and tore all of Leslie's hair out. "FUCK YOU!", screamed Leslie. She whacked Joni in the head with a baseball bat (don't ask me how she got it). Joni took a fork and stabbed Leslie. Blood sprayed out of Leslie's stomach. Leslie took a knife and stabbed Joni. Blood sprayed out of Joni's stomach. Finally, they both fell to the floor, DEAD! Then Santiago showed up and shot Owen for no reason. Owen dropped to the floor, dead. Santiago started to laugh, but suddenly, Belva Gaertner showed up and shot Santiago for no reason. Santiago slumped to the floor. His last words were, "Jazz".

A/N:R&R I beg of you!

P.S. You probably have no idea who Belva Gaertner is. Google her! She's very interesting!