SCREAM 5--------------THE HOLY MAN

Written by:John

Overview: This is big number 5. The last? Maybe out of the numbered ones. But there will be "Scream Plus" I will be starting that during or after this story is complete.

THIS STORY IS RATED: PG
-Text violence
-Mild language

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It is early morning hours. Chef, the sprite watches and waits outside the church. He watches all the birds outside and wanders toward the door.

Chef: Is it 10 yet?
Chef: damn ive been waiting out here for 2 hours, maybe because i have nothing better to do (shrugs).
(The church door opens and chef walks inside the well lit, bright church)
Chef: Pastor?
Pastor: In here.
Chef: Where?
Pastor: The confession room.
Chef: oh yeah.

Chef walks over to the only door inside the chruch. He walks in slowly into the total dark room and tries to feel for a chair.

Pastor: Hello, are you here to confess your sins?
Chef: Well, i guess.
Pastor: Okay, what have you done?
Chef: Stampeded cattle, terrorrized citizens, assaulted the mayor, killed a chicken.
Pastor: Killed a chicken?
Chef: It was an accident! I had a spasm in my arm while i had a rock in my hand and the rock just went flying.
Pastor: Ok....
Chef: Oh yeah, i also had some munchies but the last time i checked that wasnt a sin AHAHAHA (laughs crazily).
Pastor: Chef, you shouldnt tell me things like that.
Chef: Well, this is confession, just trying to tell the truth(still laughing)
Chef: Bye now! Dont go dying or anything!
(walks out still laughing)

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Chickens cluck all over the chicken ranch where Rick and Popuri stand. They are outside the house by the river standing next to the fence.

Rick: If those chickens dont stop that noise ill kill em!
Popuri: Well Chef already killed one...
Rick: He said it was an accident.
Popuri: How can you accidentaly throw a rock 10 feet and hit a chicken?
Rick: I dont know, some kind of medical problem?
Popuri: Your such an idiot.
Rick: Excuse me?
Popuri: Your an I-D-I-O-T.
Rick: I can spell dipshit.
Popuri: ERRRRR
Rick: Why dont you grow up? You always have these tantrums.
Popuri: Why do you have to be such an ass!?
Rick: Im not the only ass around here hehe.
Popuri: errrr
(Popuri in an act of rage pushes Rick over the fence and he lands in the river and floats downward)

Rick: I can't swim!
Popuri: Oh shut up you pansy.
(Rick's head bobs up and down until he goes under)
Popuri: Well, that took care of him.

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Karen stands in the grocery store then heads to the back of the house and sits down alone. Elli and her new boyfriend Cliff walk inside the store and heads to the back room where Karen is sitting.

Karen: Hi guys.
Elli: Hello!
Cliff: Yeah hi.
Elli: Can you excuse me for a second karen, i need to get some milk.
Karen: Okay.
(Elli goes out front)
Karen: Has Elli gained a lot of weight?
Cliff: Yeah she is a whale.
(Elli comes back in)
Karen: Oh hi Elli.
Karen: How have you been?
Elli: Good.
Cliff: Other than the fact we cant fit her in the house hahaha.
(Karen looks at him)
Karen: How is your grandmother Elli?
Elli: Good.
Cliff: Yeah she only had a heart attack when she saw Elli.
(Karen looks at him again)
Elli: I have some good news!
Cliff: What? Your going on a diet?
Elli: No silly, we are getting married remember?
Cliff: Oh yeah, if you can fit in the wedding gown.
Karen: Elli can i see you in the other room?
Elli: Okay.
(They walk into the other room)

Karen: Are you crazy?
Elli: What?
Karen: Marry him? You have gained weight but im sick of his cracks about you.
Elli: But i love him!
Karen: You are making a mistake!
(they walk back into the room)

Elli: I was thinking we should get a bigger house.
Cliff: Your a bigger everything hahaha.
Karen: ......Not everything Cliff.

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Back at the sprite house, a new harvest sprite joins the group. His name is Steve and he sits in the room with Chef.

Chef: Hey son, what are you doing?
Steve: nothing, you?
Chef: Just smokin....
Steve: Is that all you do?
Chef: No way, i sent a letter to be a contestant on Jeoparody.
Steve: Ha thats a show for someone with brains.
Chef: I have a brain.
Steve: Or whats left of it.
Chef: Ill kick you ass son, im the one who let you in here.
Steve: Im just saying you wont get on the show, so dont check the mail everyday.
Chef: I was on TV before.
Steve: What? Americas most wanted? buddum.
Chef: Nope....Americas most stoned.
Steve: Interesting. buddum.
(looks outside)

Chef: MAILMAN!!!
Mailman: What the?
Chef: (jumps on the mailman and tears the bad apart and gets all of his mail)
Chef: Sorry 'bout that.
Mailman: Your an animal!
Steve: What is it? A pink slip? Jury Duty? Buddum.
Chef: Would you stop that?
Steve: What? Buddum.
Chef: That annoying word you make at the end of your sentence?
Steve: What do you mean? buddum.
Chef: What you just did?
Steve: What, buddum?
Chef: You did it again!
Steve: Did what buddum?
Steve: Oh you mean buddum?
Steve: The buddum noise?
Steve: Buddum?
Chef: Shut the fuck up!
(throws steve out the window)

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Popuri's Mom: Have you seen Rick lately?
Popuri: Nope.
Mom: Where could he be?
Popuri: Probably getting drunk, being at wild parties, breaking laws, the normal.
Mom: Ok.
Popuri: Kai is comming in a few minutes!
Mom: really?
Popuri: YEAH I CANT WAIT (smirks)

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Elli: KAI!
Karen: Your here!
Mary: Hi Kai!
Popuri: KAI! (runs and hugs him).
Kai: Hello ladies.
Elli: How have you been?
Mary: How was your trip?
Kai: Dont worry ill talk to you all later.
Karen: Ok!!
Elli: Bye Kai!
Popuri: (looks at them angrily)
Popuri: Let's go Kai.
Kai:To your house?
Popuri: Yeah.
Kai: wait is Rick there?
Popuri: No.
Kai: Okay lets go.

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A group of people gather around in the town center to hear the mayor.

Mayor: As you all know, there was a terrible tragedy.
Elli: What happened?
Mayor: We found Rick's body in the river, dead.
Popuri: ....oooops.....
Mayor: It looks like a suicide.
Mayor: Well, you know....shit happens, im going to the bar.
Basil: Hell yeah!
(they all run to the bar)

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Popuri stands in front of the church. She looks for a while, and some more, and then she gets hit by a car.

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Pastor: Did you hear something?
Pastor: Let me go out and look. (walks outside)
Pastor: Oh my! Popuri! Are you alright?
Popuri: Yeah i was just looking.
Pastor: Okay you didnt have to disturb me like that then.
Popuri: Pastor? (pastor goes in)
Popuri: Pastor? (she walks in behind him).
Popuri: PASTOR!!!! OH MY GOD!!!
(Popuri watches the Pastor and Chef smoke drugs on the altar and they laugh)
Popuri: What are you doing?
Chef: Puffin, want some? AHAHAHA
Pastor: AAAHHAHA that was a good one.
Popuri: What are you doing?
Pastor: shootin a roll, you know what i mean? HHEHE
Chef: Ohh thats funny shit. Well my head hurts im going home.
Pastor: Same time tomorrow?
Chef: Hell no, ill be back tonight!
Pastor: Thats the spirit!

(Popuri walks to the pastor)
Popuri: I have something to confess.
Popuri: Something serious.
Pastor: Go ahead, i probably wont remember by tomorrow ahaha.
Popuri: I killed rick.
Pastor: And i met the pope whats your point?
Popuri: Ok..ill be leaving now then.
Pastor: Come back soon! EHAHAHA.
(Popuri leaves and the Pastor looks around)
Pastor: Damn i ran out.

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Basil: Mary are you still working at that library?
Mary: ...yeah dad.
Basil: Are you still dating Gray?
Mary: no he is dead dad.
Basil: Oh ok. Did you have a party?
Mary: No dad.
Basil: Well if you do make sure im there k?
Mary: Sure thing dad.
(As they talk the killer looks in through the window then goes to the library. He breaks open the door and walks up the stairs to another door, where he enters the house)

Basil: You hear something?
Mary: Dad just be quiet.
Basil: Dont tell me to be quiet bitch.
Mary: DAD LOOK OUT!
(The killer comes up behind him and Basil dodges quickly. The killer moves away from basil and toward Mary, he corners her in the room and stabs her.
Basil: oh is it halloween already? Im sorry i dont have any candy.
Killer: (looks around and then leaves through the front door)
Basil: Well that was odd.

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