Star Trek: Sexual Discovery
Captain Chong was on the bridge, sweating up a storm as some bald quad-nostril niggers were demanding war in their "We Wuz Kangz" pyramid ship. "We cum in peace! This is our territory. Get out!" Chong said while she waved chop sticks at Tkuvma's hologram face. "There is no honor in being close to our border, OOGA BOOGA OOGA BUNG!" T'kuvma shit in his hand and threw it through a transporter beam directly into Chongs mouth. "EAT SHIT!"
The Federation fleet had warped in as backup for the already agitated scenario. Officer Michael urged them to fire all weapons and blast the sausage-lipped insurgents into oblivion. "This is not protocol! We must negotiate ancient Chinese recipe of peace!" Chong opened a fortune cookie and it read "Klingons win this round. Do not pass go, do not collect $100." At this, Michaels knocked a hoe out and launched a full-scale assault. Shortly after, she went to her ready room and fucked the Daft Punk looking ass and got impregnated. "I will name my child Little Squirt"
Admiral Sniff Cock hailed all frequencies "This is Sniff Cock, Admiral of the Star Fleet Federation. Please surrender and leave our territory." At this, the Afriā¦Klingon flag ship cut the Fed ship in half. "ooooga boooga!" Proclaimed T'Kuvma. Meanwhile, Michaels was fingering her ass hole in the brig. She pulled out her fingers and licked them. "Mmmmm!" The crew all evacuated in little shuttle pods for Earth.
Tune in this Sunday, 10/01/2017 to see what happens next!
