Talk Show Babeh!

Phoenix= Me babeh xD

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or it's characters, they belong to a Japanese guy and the stupid censored version belongs to 4Kids, damn you 4Kids! I don't own Eminem or Bakura, Malik, Marik, Yugi or Yami either but i am a major fangurl of Eminem and Bakura, plus i wrote this while i was on a coca cola and sherbet high so that explains everything...ENJOY! ^_^


Phoenix: Heyaa there people, I'm Phoenix and this is Malik and Marik *Gestures to Malik and Marik who looked unimpressed in the two uncomfortable chairs that I forced them to sit in*

Malik: Yami what are we doing here?

Marik: I don't know but we can't leave.

Malik: And why the fuck not!

P: * Devious smile * Cause I have this *Shows them explicit picture that I got *

Malik: O.O... w-where did you get that?

P : :) I have my sources hehehe!

Marik: Can we have it back?

P : Hmmm...NO! * Giggles like an evil chipmunk *

M+M: O.O ….

P : Anyway we are here to discuss random and pointless things about your now dead series. Can I say one more thing, the spin offs SUCK! Thank you XD

Marik: At least this pathetic mortal has some sense in her fucked up brain.

P : What did you say * lightening cracks around my evil smirk that just says 'I'ma fuck you up bitch' *

Marik: Nothing.

P: Good ~freaky bastard~

Marik: Fine ~ Homicidal Bitch ~

P : Anyway...what do you two think of Bronzeshipping?

Marik: WTF is fucking Bronzeshipping!

Malik: Yami you promised you wouldn't do this!

P : Oh Bronzeshipping is were complete and utterly crazy fangirls of you two draw extremely sexual pictures of you two together, fucking or making out in various outfits and then write a couple of fanfics with either Marik raping Malik or you two just plain fuck each other senseless.

Malik: * whimper * O.O … wtf!

Marik: Can I see one of these pictures?

P : Sure, Meeps off Deviantart come on down and show these two your wonderful picture. ^_^

Meeps: * Comes down and show it * Here you go, can I go now.

P : Yes, well Marik, Malik what do you think.

Marik: * Instantly has a boner *

Malik: * looks at the picture and blushes *

P: Aww is someone getting feelings for their fucking crazy son of a biatch Yami? * Snicker *

Malik: Bitch you just want to get sent to the Shadow Realm don't you!

P: Oh go fuck Marik you whiney little girl.

Marik: Not a bad idea … * evil rapist smirk *

Malik: Marik stop being fucking horny and defend me you ass hole! And I am one hundred percent straight!

P: Sure ( Sarcasm rules )

Mal: Ah your all pricks!

Mar: No wonder you like us so much then! (Stole it, don't own it)

Mal: … X.X

P: Holy fuck...Bob we got another dead person.

B: I'll call the ambulance.

P: And get me a coke while your at it * Turns to Marik * So would you ever consider going out with Bakura?

Bakura appears out of nowhere

B: WTF! I am not gay!

P: Bakura piss off, your coming in episode 3 with Ryou for the special tendershipping episode! * Growls fiercely *

B: WTH is tendershipping?

P: I'll explain in episode 3, now Bob! Escort our crazy albino friend off the premises please.

B: *Shouts while being dragged out of the studio * I'm not gay and I'm not a fucking albino!

Door slams shut

P: *Sigh * Finally, anyway what about Tea, what do you think about everyone evil friendship preaching, Pharaoh stealing bitch hmm ?

Mar: She needs to get sent to the shadow realm and die a most torturous and gruesome death!

P: =D Well it just so happens that a special person in the audience feels the same way and is even a complete insane psycho like you, come on up Kataang24x (a.k.a:My sister, she really is fucking insane!)

K: Hey * unimpressed look *

P: So sis, do you want to help Marik maim and kill Tea? It'll help you along with your relationship.

K: ...what fucking relationship!

Mar: Why did you pair me up with your sister?

P: Cause your both insane, like blood, killing people, taking over people, you both love Mega Ultra Chicken...i could go on. Come on! I even gave you a shipping name!

K: What is it?

P: Insaneshipping :)

M+K: Meh ...ok * They go off and discuss how to kill Tea. *

P: Please come back after the break =D , Don't you go anywhere now, we know where you live * dun..dun...DUN! *

Break

Is your friend a midget?

Does he/she keep on nearly dying?

Is he/she continually picked on and nearly killed by bullies and enemies?

If any of your answers to these questions were yes, then call 0-800-LIFE and we will give your friend life insurance in return for his/her soul * evil chipmunk laughter*

So call today...The chipmunks are waiting :)

Break

P: And welcome back to the Yugioh Talk Show Babeh! Kataang24x and Marik are still planning on how to kill Tea so-

K: Marik give me that freaking Millennium Rod before you find it shoved up your ass!

P: O.O How wonderful my little sister is :P * Whispers urgently into the walkie talkie *

*Marik appears from backstage looking even more crazy than usual*

Mar: She is a fucking PSYCHO!

P: What does that make you.

Mar: * Snarl * Don't tempt me girl, I will send you to the shadow realm! Now tell me, why is that insane sister of yours trying to take the Millennium Rod off of me!

P: She's a kleptomaniac and she's attracted to shiny things. (Kleptomaniac- Obsessed with stealing things)

K: Is true * Evil Smile * I want the Millennium Rod * Nears Marik, her eyes glint dangerously*

P: Sis remember what your therapist said, do you want to go back to the mental hospital?

K: O.O ...NO! * Jumps out the window *

P: Oh dear, now im gonna have to explain to mom, thanks a fucking lot sister. And after I gave you and Marik a shipping name! GO INSANESHIPPING! xD

Mar: -_-' * WTF! *

P: Anywho... welcome my other star guest that is actually real (Don't own him, never will T.T) …... EMINEM BABEH! WOOHOO!

*His song Ass Like That plays as he sexily walks through the guest entrance!*

Eminem: Yo wassup Phoenix * Sexy smile *

P: It's you ...abada nyeh * Faints with nosebleed*

E: Will she be sound? Erm... Marik, O.O' What fucked up kinda name is that?

M: The name of the man who about to fuck you up, ya little bitch!

E: Bring it you fucking crazy haired psycho!

P: * Wakes up to see Eminem and Marik about to kill each other * Oh fuck! Marik, Marshall sit down before I castrate both of you!

M+E: O.O...

P: Don't ask.

Y: Heya people! XD

P: Yugi WTF are you doing on my show!

Y: Got bored, hey do you have nintendo?

P: =| No I don't have nintendo now get the fuck off my show!

Y: OMG EMINEM!

E: Hey wassup little man :)

P: Uh oh...

Y: WTF DID YOU JUST CALL ME!

E: =| Wow angry puppy ^_~

P: Lol

Y: That's it he has to go!

M: I agree

P: Nuh uh , not happening Yugi, he his staying on YOU LITTLE MIGET, this isn't your episode anyway!

Y: Yami * sniff* she's being mean to me...

P: oh fuck... O.O

YY: PENALTY GAME!

Me: Fuck that shit babeh i no how to rap! Kinda...Eminem Rules! *Jump out window*

YY: That was fucking weird, Yugi we are not coming on this show!

Y: AWW T.T

P: HEHEHEHEHE! *raps* coz it's friday and its my day, used to party all the way till sunday, maybe till monday. I dno what day, everydays just a holiday. OHH BAKURA JUST TOUCH MY BODY!*runs towards Bakura who came out of nowhere*

E: That was pretty good, god I am scared of fangirls though, im out, peace people *leaves to Ass Like That*

Y: Yami prepare Bakura's will, nothing, NOTHING is more dangerous than a fan girl.

YY: True , alright the Millennium Ring goes to us...

B: Fuck that! *i appear behind him with a cage*

P: OHH Bakura-kuns!

B: Fuck this bitch is pyscho! *Runs*

P: Come back ! We belong together dammit! I even have a shipping for us!

YY: What is it?

P: Lustshipping ^_~

B: O.o I am not coming on here in the third episode

P: You have to!

B: Why?

P: Because I have Ryou * Evil Smirk, shows a pic of Ryou tied up *

B: You whore!

P: Do we have a deal, you come on my show in two episodes time, I give you Ryou back?

B: Fine =/

P: YAY! ^^ Oh no we ran out of time, bye bye people, PEACE/LOVE/HAPPINESS...FUCK THAT ! SEX/DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL BABEH ^_~

B: I'm starting to like this girl

P: ^/^ Bye

Mal: *wakes up * What did I miss?

P+others: O.O …. X_X

Mal: What did I do?


Next episode is Yami and Yugi, the porcupine head people! :D

Here is the link to the Bronzeshipping pic: http: / /browse . deviantart . com /?q=Marik%20x%20Malik&order=9&offset=72#/d17wehi

Traaaa! ^_~ x