Talk Show Babeh!
Phoenix= Me babeh xD
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or it's characters, they belong to a Japanese guy and the stupid censored version belongs to 4Kids, damn you 4Kids! I don't own Eminem or Bakura, Malik, Marik, Yugi or Yami either but i am a major fangurl of Eminem and Bakura, plus i wrote this while i was on a coca cola and sherbet high so that explains everything...ENJOY! ^_^
Phoenix: Heyaa there people, I'm Phoenix and this is Malik and Marik *Gestures to Malik and Marik who looked unimpressed in the two uncomfortable chairs that I forced them to sit in*
Malik: Yami what are we doing here?
Marik: I don't know but we can't leave.
Malik: And why the fuck not!
P: * Devious smile * Cause I have this *Shows them explicit picture that I got *
Malik: O.O... w-where did you get that?
P : :) I have my sources hehehe!
Marik: Can we have it back?
P : Hmmm...NO! * Giggles like an evil chipmunk *
M+M: O.O ….
P : Anyway we are here to discuss random and pointless things about your now dead series. Can I say one more thing, the spin offs SUCK! Thank you XD
Marik: At least this pathetic mortal has some sense in her fucked up brain.
P : What did you say * lightening cracks around my evil smirk that just says 'I'ma fuck you up bitch' *
Marik: Nothing.
P: Good ~freaky bastard~
Marik: Fine ~ Homicidal Bitch ~
P : Anyway...what do you two think of Bronzeshipping?
Marik: WTF is fucking Bronzeshipping!
Malik: Yami you promised you wouldn't do this!
P : Oh Bronzeshipping is were complete and utterly crazy fangirls of you two draw extremely sexual pictures of you two together, fucking or making out in various outfits and then write a couple of fanfics with either Marik raping Malik or you two just plain fuck each other senseless.
Malik: * whimper * O.O … wtf!
Marik: Can I see one of these pictures?
P : Sure, Meeps off Deviantart come on down and show these two your wonderful picture. ^_^
Meeps: * Comes down and show it * Here you go, can I go now.
P : Yes, well Marik, Malik what do you think.
Marik: * Instantly has a boner *
Malik: * looks at the picture and blushes *
P: Aww is someone getting feelings for their fucking crazy son of a biatch Yami? * Snicker *
Malik: Bitch you just want to get sent to the Shadow Realm don't you!
P: Oh go fuck Marik you whiney little girl.
Marik: Not a bad idea … * evil rapist smirk *
Malik: Marik stop being fucking horny and defend me you ass hole! And I am one hundred percent straight!
P: Sure ( Sarcasm rules )
Mal: Ah your all pricks!
Mar: No wonder you like us so much then! (Stole it, don't own it)
Mal: … X.X
P: Holy fuck...Bob we got another dead person.
B: I'll call the ambulance.
P: And get me a coke while your at it * Turns to Marik * So would you ever consider going out with Bakura?
Bakura appears out of nowhere
B: WTF! I am not gay!
P: Bakura piss off, your coming in episode 3 with Ryou for the special tendershipping episode! * Growls fiercely *
B: WTH is tendershipping?
P: I'll explain in episode 3, now Bob! Escort our crazy albino friend off the premises please.
B: *Shouts while being dragged out of the studio * I'm not gay and I'm not a fucking albino!
Door slams shut
P: *Sigh * Finally, anyway what about Tea, what do you think about everyone evil friendship preaching, Pharaoh stealing bitch hmm ?
Mar: She needs to get sent to the shadow realm and die a most torturous and gruesome death!
P: =D Well it just so happens that a special person in the audience feels the same way and is even a complete insane psycho like you, come on up Kataang24x (a.k.a:My sister, she really is fucking insane!)
K: Hey * unimpressed look *
P: So sis, do you want to help Marik maim and kill Tea? It'll help you along with your relationship.
K: ...what fucking relationship!
Mar: Why did you pair me up with your sister?
P: Cause your both insane, like blood, killing people, taking over people, you both love Mega Ultra Chicken...i could go on. Come on! I even gave you a shipping name!
K: What is it?
P: Insaneshipping :)
M+K: Meh ...ok * They go off and discuss how to kill Tea. *
P: Please come back after the break =D , Don't you go anywhere now, we know where you live * dun..dun...DUN! *
Break
Is your friend a midget?
Does he/she keep on nearly dying?
Is he/she continually picked on and nearly killed by bullies and enemies?
If any of your answers to these questions were yes, then call 0-800-LIFE and we will give your friend life insurance in return for his/her soul * evil chipmunk laughter*
So call today...The chipmunks are waiting :)
Break
P: And welcome back to the Yugioh Talk Show Babeh! Kataang24x and Marik are still planning on how to kill Tea so-
K: Marik give me that freaking Millennium Rod before you find it shoved up your ass!
P: O.O How wonderful my little sister is :P * Whispers urgently into the walkie talkie *
*Marik appears from backstage looking even more crazy than usual*
Mar: She is a fucking PSYCHO!
P: What does that make you.
Mar: * Snarl * Don't tempt me girl, I will send you to the shadow realm! Now tell me, why is that insane sister of yours trying to take the Millennium Rod off of me!
P: She's a kleptomaniac and she's attracted to shiny things. (Kleptomaniac- Obsessed with stealing things)
K: Is true * Evil Smile * I want the Millennium Rod * Nears Marik, her eyes glint dangerously*
P: Sis remember what your therapist said, do you want to go back to the mental hospital?
K: O.O ...NO! * Jumps out the window *
P: Oh dear, now im gonna have to explain to mom, thanks a fucking lot sister. And after I gave you and Marik a shipping name! GO INSANESHIPPING! xD
Mar: -_-' * WTF! *
P: Anywho... welcome my other star guest that is actually real (Don't own him, never will T.T) …... EMINEM BABEH! WOOHOO!
*His song Ass Like That plays as he sexily walks through the guest entrance!*
Eminem: Yo wassup Phoenix * Sexy smile *
P: It's you ...abada nyeh * Faints with nosebleed*
E: Will she be sound? Erm... Marik, O.O' What fucked up kinda name is that?
M: The name of the man who about to fuck you up, ya little bitch!
E: Bring it you fucking crazy haired psycho!
P: * Wakes up to see Eminem and Marik about to kill each other * Oh fuck! Marik, Marshall sit down before I castrate both of you!
M+E: O.O...
P: Don't ask.
Y: Heya people! XD
P: Yugi WTF are you doing on my show!
Y: Got bored, hey do you have nintendo?
P: =| No I don't have nintendo now get the fuck off my show!
Y: OMG EMINEM!
E: Hey wassup little man :)
P: Uh oh...
Y: WTF DID YOU JUST CALL ME!
E: =| Wow angry puppy ^_~
P: Lol
Y: That's it he has to go!
M: I agree
P: Nuh uh , not happening Yugi, he his staying on YOU LITTLE MIGET, this isn't your episode anyway!
Y: Yami * sniff* she's being mean to me...
P: oh fuck... O.O
YY: PENALTY GAME!
Me: Fuck that shit babeh i no how to rap! Kinda...Eminem Rules! *Jump out window*
YY: That was fucking weird, Yugi we are not coming on this show!
Y: AWW T.T
P: HEHEHEHEHE! *raps* coz it's friday and its my day, used to party all the way till sunday, maybe till monday. I dno what day, everydays just a holiday. OHH BAKURA JUST TOUCH MY BODY!*runs towards Bakura who came out of nowhere*
E: That was pretty good, god I am scared of fangirls though, im out, peace people *leaves to Ass Like That*
Y: Yami prepare Bakura's will, nothing, NOTHING is more dangerous than a fan girl.
YY: True , alright the Millennium Ring goes to us...
B: Fuck that! *i appear behind him with a cage*
P: OHH Bakura-kuns!
B: Fuck this bitch is pyscho! *Runs*
P: Come back ! We belong together dammit! I even have a shipping for us!
YY: What is it?
P: Lustshipping ^_~
B: O.o I am not coming on here in the third episode
P: You have to!
B: Why?
P: Because I have Ryou * Evil Smirk, shows a pic of Ryou tied up *
B: You whore!
P: Do we have a deal, you come on my show in two episodes time, I give you Ryou back?
B: Fine =/
P: YAY! ^^ Oh no we ran out of time, bye bye people, PEACE/LOVE/HAPPINESS...FUCK THAT ! SEX/DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL BABEH ^_~
B: I'm starting to like this girl
P: ^/^ Bye
Mal: *wakes up * What did I miss?
P+others: O.O …. X_X
Mal: What did I do?
Next episode is Yami and Yugi, the porcupine head people! :D
Here is the link to the Bronzeshipping pic: http: / /browse . deviantart . com /?q=Marik%20x%20Malik&order=9&offset=72#/d17wehi
Traaaa! ^_~ x
