Dodgers: WHAT? Oh, wait--hey! I'm the sthar! HA HA, MARTIANSTH!
Me: Um... of this chapter... the next chapter WILL, no doubt have Lilly in it!
Dodgers: WHA? And justh when I wasth the sthar!
Me: Yeah, whatever. Anyway, I felt like finally finishing this chapter of this story! So, I hope you all enjoy it!
So...
Marvin & Lilly: Episode 10 - Experimental Issues
By
Carlint
"Well?" Dodgers asked, following Dr. I.Q. Hi down the hallway.
"I don't know." I.Q. replied.
"Well?"
"I don't know."
"Well?"
"I don't know!"
"Well?"
"I don't know!"
"Well?" I.Q. shook, mad. He turned around & faced Dodgers, getting about two inches form his face.
"Dodgers!" he said in an irritated voice. "I don't know how long a Martian can take being zapped by a blender!"
"How about 5 minutesth?"
"5 minutes!" I.Q. was irritated. "How could anything stand 5 minutes of being shocked & live?"
"I dunno…"
"Leave. Now!"
"Ay, ay, Captain! Thanksth for the ansthwersth!" I.Q. rolled his eyes. Dodgers was gone. He gave a blank look & took out a banana. He looked right & left & then, munched on it.
"Well?"
"Dodgers!"
"What?"
"Shut up."
"Who?"
"You!"
"What about me?"
"UUUHH!" I.Q. & Dodgers were, once again, quarreling.
"Hellooooo… you sthill haven't told me if a Martian can take 5 minutesth of heat!"
"That's because… I. DON'T. KNOW."
"Good ansthwer!" I.Q. slapped his forehead.
"DODGERS!"
"What?"
"I told you, for the tenth time, I don't know how much liquid a Martian can hold before having to go to the bathroom!"
"Whatever! What? 20 centsth for dry cleaning!"
"Dodgers, if you want a Martian's point of view, ask a Martian…"
"Of coursthe! Why ask an Earthling when I can ask a Martian? Or better yet, kidnap one?" Dodgers said, as if he had thought of the idea.
"Whatever. Just one rule: DO NOT do anything deadly."
"Will do!" I.Q. just sighed.
"Alrighty, Cadet! Thrustersth…"
"Ch-Ch-Ch-Check."
"Enginesth?"
"Ch-Check."
"Wingsth?"
"C-Captain, we don't have to pack this stuff. It's already connected to the ship."
"Oh… in that casthe, sthet a coursthe!"
"A-Ay, ay, Captain!" The ship made a turn & headed for Mars.
"K-9, this is more like it!" Martian Commander X-2 said, relaxing back in a chair, on his ship. K-9 gave a short bark in agreement. Suddenly, the whole ship began shaking as bang sounded off.
"W-WHOA!" X-2 shouted. In Dodgers' ship, Dodgers was still shaking, himself. Cadet was clinging to the controller.
"CADET! WHAT'STH GOING ON?"
"Wie-We-W-Where crashing into the s-ship, Captain!"
"Typical. READY THE LASERS!"
"Ay, ay, Captain!" The laser blaster came out of the bottom of Dodgers' ship & began firing. Inside of X-2's ship, explosions were going off.
"Centurions, fight back!" X-2 yelled.
"Yes, sir." one said. The Martian ship shot lasers right back at Dodgers' ship. They blasted the blaster off of his ship & Cadet noticed.
"Captain, our lasers are disabled!"
"Then, prepare for evaporation! And bring your blaster!"
"Ay, ay…"
"Centuri-ON!" Dodgers & Cadet evaporated right I front of X-2, causing him to be blasted forth.
"DODGERS! Are you responsible for our ship's attacking?" X-2 was furious.
"Yesth, sthir, that would be me! Captain Duck Do-ooo" X-2 grabbed his collar & yanked him forward.
"Fix this… NOW."
"WE WILL NEVER STHURRENDER!" Dodgers yelled. He pulled out his blaster & began shooting.
"Oh, dear…" He jumped back & he, too, pulled out his blaster & shot. Cadet's shots hit the centurions, destroying them, & giving X-2 no protection except for his blaster & himself.
"You'll pay for this, Dodgers!" X-2 yelled, still firing.
"Cadet?" Dodgers said.
"Yes, Captain?"
"Usthe that, uh, thig-a-ma-gigger thingy you got."
"Uh……. Okay….." He pulled out a machine & shot at X-2. What seemed like some thick net came flying towards him.
"Oh, dear…" He wasn't quick enough & the net sent him flying back, landed, while spinning really fast. When he was finally done spinning, he was tied up. By then, Dodgers was laughing.
"AHAHAHAHA! STHEE? I told ya' I could win!"
"DODGERS! LET ME OUT OF THIS THING!" X-2 squirmed.
"No way, dude!" X-2's eyes were now red.
"LET ME GO!"
"I already sthaid no!"
"Why? Why on MARS are you attacking the ship?"
"Becausthe, I have a sthurvey & I know you wouldn't take it unlessth I forced you to!"
"UH… well, I guess that makes sense."
"GOOD! Come on, Cadet." Dodgers waltzed over to his Cadet.
"Get the load & let'sth go!"
"Y-Y-Yes, Captain." Cadet saluted, even though, he thought this was a stupid idea. X-2 just gulped.
X-2, Dodgers & Cadet were in Dodgers' ship. X-2 was still tied up, against the wall. Dodgers was standing & Cadet was in his chair.
"Um… Dodgers, what is going--" X-2 began.
"AAH! Not another word out of you, Martian!" Dodgers yelled, immediately.
"But, I--"
"QUIET!"
"Fine…" X-2 said under his breath. Then, he perked up. "Uh, Dodger--"
"I thought I told you to be quiet."
"Oh, I'm sthorry…. I think, I forgot…"
"Hey, what'sth with the sth--"
"Nothing… besides, it'sth not like Dodgersth isth got any common sensthe at all…"
"Helloooooooo sthill in here!"
"I know, I wasth justh playing with you…"
"W-W-Why are you lisping?" Cadet asked.
"Becausthe, I'm making fun of Dodgersth!"
"Oh, oh, isth that it, huh?" dodgers got right in his face.
"Yesth, my dear friend, it isth." X-2 said in his most Dodgers' voice.
"Whatever." X-2 sighed.
"Alright, Martian!" Dodgers shouted, yanking him from the ship. He used his green numb-chucks to cut the rope off of him, then, he quickly turned around.
"Dodgers, you do realize that I have a laser in hand?" he asked, pulling out his blaster.
"Yesth, I do, but, you do realizizes… that I have… TWO blastersth?" Dodgers pulled out his.
"Um… that other yellow thing is a banana…"
"Oh… no matter… LOOK, IT'STH A FLYING PIECE OF CANDY!" Dodgers then screamed, pointing randomly.
"WHERE?" X-2 turned around, only to feel a blow form behind.
"Hey, what was tha--" X-2 stopped his own question when he was met by the sight of Dodgers' & X-2's blaster, staring him right in his face.
"Uh…." he said, now in a cold sweat.
"You better believe, UH…. If you make one move, I'll blasth you to sthmithereensth!"
"Oh, is that so?"
"Yeah, that's stho!" X-2 paused, before he realized what would happen. He sighed in defeat.
"Fine…"
"Good!" Dodgers, blasters still in his hands, turned them, signaling that X-2 out to turn as well.
"That's right, keep moving, Martian…" Dodgers said.
"Shut up, Dodgers!"
"AAHH! Not one more word…."
"Or what?"
"Or, BAM!" Dodgers shouted, startling X-2. Still, he thought that Dodgers was a loon, but, he knew what he meant.
"Ok…" he sighed.
"Good!" X-2 sighed.
Dodgers shoved X-2 through the door, leading into the Protectorate Head Quarters.
"UH! Quiet shoving!" X-2 shouted, after falling to his knees.
"EHEM!" Dodgers replied, shoving his blasters at his back, making him tremble.
"Aw, Dodgers, just in time…" I.Q. said, walking in.
"Time for what?" Dodgers asked as if he had no idea why they had captured a Martian in the first place.
"Uh…"
"WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THIS?" X-2 then screamed out.
"Uh…." I.Q. replied.
"It'sth no joke, Martian, I just want to throw pie in your face isth all…" Dodgers said, making X-2 look at him, suspiciously.
"Well, Dodgers--" I.Q. began.
"What is the meaning of this? May I remind you, my fine scientist, as you call yourself, that part of Earth & Mars' treaty, clearly states that Earth shall stay out of our businesses; Especially when you have the intention on capturing one of our people, for no reason, what so ever?" his last sentence was a shout.
"What treaty, bub?" Dodgers asked.
"Oh, I don't know… how about treaty number 34, which is entitled--"
"AW, enough small talk, Martian!" Dodgers shouted.
"Oh, I'm not giving small talk, Dodgers. And as you probably STILL don't know, after being told at least 20 times, I have a name."
"Oh, yeah, it'sth pie face, right?"
"NO!"
"You two!" I.Q. shouted, in frustration, "I don't have time for this!" He straightened up, "Now, Commander, I must admit, I have forgotten that statement in our 34th treaty, & I apologize. It's merely Dodgers bickering that caused me to forget. You see, he was taking some kind of survey, making sound almost like homework or something, & he continuously kept on asking me questions & I had no clue of the answers. So, I allowed him to bring you here, so we may take several, or in his case, 20, small experiments on--"
"No… no! No, no, no, no, no! I will not allow it! If you think I'm going to let you take experiments on me, then, you are sadly, sadly mistaken! May I also remind you that I am a valuable-- probably the MOST valuable soldier in the Martian army?" X-2 practically screamed.
"Well…"
"Aw, come on, old buddy! You know, it won't be painful or anything… justh… well, the firsth one isth very, how you say, sthocking…" Dodgers said.
"Oh, really? How's that?" X-2 asked.
"Well…"
"I don't care… I will not do it. Not only is this a direct violation of one of our other treaties, but, is also very dangerous… to me & to you for being so disrespectful to our race. Of all the nerve, thinking you can just take any Martian & just simply do anything you want with it, as if we were rag dolls!"
"Yes, Commander, but…." I.Q. said. He then leaned closer to him. "Between you & me, I know Dodgers is not going to stop bugging either one of us unless you do this…" he whispered.
"Oh, I.Q., when you put it that way… no."
"PLEASE! You know how much of a nuisance Dodgers is! I will NEVER get peace & quiet if he doesn't stop asking me these stupid questions!" I.Q. practically screamed.
"Well…"
"Please?"
"UH! Be it as it may be that you probably won't stop bugging ME, either…"
"Pleasthe, pleasthe, pleasthe? If you do it, I'll never asthk you for another favor again!" Dodgers asked, in his "Pretty-Please" voice.
"Really? What about last week?"
Flashback…
"Pleasthe, pleasthe, pleasthe? If you do it, I'll never asthk you for another favor again!" Dodgers pleaded of X-2, looking at his visual contact screen.
"Well… it sounds tempting… fine…"
"This is the stupidest thing I've EVER done!" X-2 complained, while Dodgers dressed him in a lady's wedding dress.
"Just hold sthill…" X-2 sighed, heavily.
Dodgers turned on the screen of his ship, to reveal X-2, sleeping, with his purple pajamas on. "Hey! Waky, waky!" Dodgers called out, making X-2 jump.
"What do YOU want?" X-2 shouted at him.
"Eh, I need to asthk you a little favor…"
"But, Dodgers, just yesterday, you said--"
"Good, you're in! Bye!" Dodgers turned off the screen, & then, relaxed his arms behind his neck.
Flashback Ends…
"Oh… right…" Dodgers said.
"Now, don't you see? I'm always doing a bunch of the stupidest favors for you & you never pay me back, nor do you ever tell the truth! You'll do anything to get your own way!"
"Fine, then, I'll make you!"
"How? If you deliberately force me into something that is strictly against Martian law, you can be easily placed under military arrest for it!"
"NO! Pleasthe don't hurt me! I'm too young to go to jail!" Dodgers shouted.
"And I'm also surprised you haven't already…"
"Whatever. Look, if you cover for usth, we won't uh…"
"Forget cover, until I ever, EVER agree on doing this!"
"Oh, just do it!"
"No!"
"Yesth!"
"No!"
"Yesth!"
"No!"
"Yesth!"
"No!"
"Yesth!"
"No!"
"Yesth!"
"NO! And that is final!"
"Fine, then. Guess, I'll justh have to tell your queen that you sculpt clay unicornsth!" X-2 paused, his pupils shrinking to the size of beads.
"You wouldn't!" he interrogated, harshly.
"Try me!"
"HAH! As if you had the brains to even use a phone!"
"Oh, really? Is that stho?" Dodgers pulled out his cell phone & dialed a number.
"Hello." was an answer from a voice all too familiar.
"Hi, uh, I was just calling to tell you…"
"WAIT!" X-2 screamed.
"What was that?" the queen asked over the phone.
"Oh, uh, nothing, justh my new impression. And that'sth what I wanted to sthow you, bye!" Dodgers hung up.
"Now, you where saying?" he asked, X-2.
"Uh… fine, I'll do it. But, only if you promise NEVER to ask me of it again!"
"No problem, chief!"
"I.Q., you will ensure of this, will you not?" X-2 turned to I.Q.
"Why must I?" I.Q. asked.
"Because, Dodgers is no smarter than a rock."
"Good point."
To Be Continued…
OOOOHHH... I can't wait for the next chapter! Sorry, X-2, the experiments will be a bit painful... lolz! Poor Marv... Anyway, like I said, Lilly shall be in the next chapter, along with the queen of Mars... & whoever else! Bye!
