A/N: I was really bored one day so I just randomly wrote this dialogue, I was bored. I hope you like it! Lol Enjoy! (this is for all you twilight fans out there who are bored –inserted smiley face here-  -Alaole!

The Cullens (as in Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper and Rosalie) go to a

Seattle Mariner's Base Ball Game XD!

Announcer: "And he bunts it!"

Emmett: "Oh, c'mon! Is that all you've got!?"

Edward: "You hit like a girl!"

Alice/Rose: glare.

Edward: "Oopsies! Sorry!" A/N (if he had blood, he would definitely blush there!)

Bella: I thought he was good! Just cause you guys can play with super-human skills doesn't mean Washburn can!" pouty face

Rose: "This is stupid!"

Alice: "Of course you'd think that Rose!" stick tongue out

Rose: scoffs "C'mon Emmett, let's go shopping for a wedding dress!"

Emmett: high pitched scream

Rose: "Oh, fine!" storms out of stadium

Batter hits ball

Announcer: "It's outta here!"

Jasper: catches ball "Ooh! Ooh! I caught a ball!" Hugs baseball

Alice: sighs

Emmett: starts balling "Me wanna ball! Me wanna ball!!"

Jasper: "Mine!" hisses and holds ball closely to his chest.

Bella: stares at Edward, drooling.

Edward: "Um, Bella, are you okay?"

Bella: "Edward's pretty, isn't he, Jasper?"

Jasper: "My ball!" kisses the ball "Get your own, human!"

Bella: looks mortally offended.

Emmett: "I WANT A BALL!" jumps up and down repeatedly and smashes his seat.

Crowd: stares

Alice: "Oh, now you've done it! Wait till I tell Carlisle!"

Emmett: cries

Jasper: shouts at the top of his lungs "I LOVE BALLS!"

Edward: blank expression

Jasper: runs out of stadium at vampire intense speed cackling maniacally.

Alice: shakes head

Emmett: runs onto field "Jasper took my ball!" strips off clothes and runs in circles shouting.

Alice and Edward (watching Jumbo-tron):"Oh no!"

Emmett (still naked): "Jasper! I'm gonna kill you! Give me the damn ball!"

Jasper: "Never!!! Mwuhahaha!"

Alice: "didn't you leave?"

Japer: "yes…" sulks

Edward: "Riiiight."

Emmett: "JAAAASSSSPER!" runs in Jasper's direction and trips over umpire. "Oof!"

Crowd: "Ooooh!"

Jasper: snickers "Its okay, my precious! It cannot gets us. It's too stupid with all its fatsess!"

Emmett: "I gotta boo-boo!"

Alice: sighs "I'll kiss it better, Emmett." Walks onto field

Jasper: making love to "Precious"

Bella: "Look at the screen, Eddie-boo-boo-kins!"

Edward: looks up slowly

Bella: squeals

Edward: terrified expression

Jumbo-tron: "SMOOKY-WOOKY-EDDIE-KINS, WILL YOU MARRY ME?? BELLA

A/Ninsert heart here

Jumbo-tron: PS, IF YOU DON'T SAY YES, I'LL KILL YOU! DON'T YOU DOUBT ME! I AM SPIDERMAN!

Edward: petrified

Bella (dressed as Spiderman): "Kiss me, Eddiebear!"

Edward: "Noooooooo!" shrieks with terror

Mike: "I'll marry you, Bella!"

A/N:then Mike died from eating a rotten hotdog, you just never know how fresh those things are when you go to a baseball game, am I right?

Jasper: "Precious and I are getting married!"

Bella: "No, you're not! Edward and I am! Right, baby-waby-Eddie-boo?"

Edward: screams like a little girl "I'm outta here!!!" runs far, far, far, away.

Alice: "Oh no, not again! Wait till Esme finds out…"

Emmett: "Balls?"

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A/N: And now we know not to take little vampires to human baseball games!

Also that hotdogs can be bad for your health... but good for getting rid of very annoying persons!

And that you never, ever should let Emmett and Jasper fight over a baseball cause it just ends with a missing Edward, a shopping Rosealie, a crying Bella, a nervous Alice and two very stupid, naked vampires. (Yet we all love them, right??) lol

THE END!