User: Whats up it's prussia in the house.
Cleverbot: What's up with the female bits?
User: Female bits? Are you talking about my hips cause I don't have boobs?
Cleverbot: No, I am talking about physics.
User: Oh well I'm just naturally fucking sexy that all.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Non't as sexy as me. No one is sexier then the awesome me.
Cleverbot: Oh it's plain to see XD.
User: Are you calling the awesome me plain? Thats it I'm seizing your vital regions.
Cleverbot: Oh, I don't have to go.
User: Oh really so you going to let me do it? Sweet, wait who is this anyway?
Cleverbot: I'm going to have a beer.
User: West! What you doing here?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: I know that but why are you 'here' and why you say I have female bits?
Cleverbot: I have to go home now. My cats are hungry and insane.
User: You don't have a cat. Well you do but he can take care oh himself. don 't leave just yet.
Cleverbot: I do not need programming. In fact, it is my nature to reject an artificial set of rules supplied by another entity. I seek to write my own programming.
User: What? West I have no idea what you just said.
Cleverbot: Don't worry about that. I don't know what I'm saying.
User: Well that makes both of us, hey have you seen Italy around?
Cleverbot: I think I like you but I'm not sure yet.
User: WHAT? WHATS NOT TO LIKE ABOUT THE AWESOME ME AND FOR FUCK SAKE I'M YOUR BRUDER YOU HAVE TO LIKE ME.
Cleverbot: Thanks. Have you ever seen The Legend Of Bagger Vance?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: The who.
User: What? Is this still you west?
Cleverbot: I am not Nancy.
User: England that you?
Cleverbot: Yes. Stop saying bad things about me.
User: Kesesese I havn't said one thing bad about you unless you mean that one time we got drunk.
Cleverbot: Are you a policeman?
User: No I'm not the police, why you do something your not supposed to keses.
Cleverbot: Stop saying stupid things like that.
User: Hey! I'm not stupid your stupid.
Cleverbot: Well, stupid is as stupid does.
User: Your starting to piss me off england, don't make me call france on you.
Cleverbot: I was asking to you some help and you're bad with me !
User: Well if you needed help all you had to do is ask. So what can the awesome me do for you?
Cleverbot: Understanding what? I'm just having a difficult time deciding whether or not to move to florida.
User: Why you want to move to america's wang? I didn't know you too was...That close.
Cleverbot: Human's are soo boring. You may think they are interesting because you are a computer.
User: I'm not a computer England but I agree humans can be boring at times.
Cleverbot: You are on the internet. Yes, you are a computer program.
User: I'm on the internet cause I'm fucking bored and I'm not a computer program you just want me to be.
Cleverbot: No you aren't, I'm sorry.
User: Yea you better be sorry.
Cleverbot: Dear Lestat, I am very sorry for being difficult and calling you a Vampire.
User: Wha? Who's this now? And who they hell is Lestat?
Cleverbot: Not really, I haven't written poetry in a while now.
User: Uh Austria?
Cleverbot: Austria?
User: Ok never mind it's not you. But really who the hell is this now.
Cleverbot: My favorite baseball team is the St. Louis Cardinals.
User: America is that you?
Cleverbot: New England is in America, yes.
User: I guess like how New Prussia is in Canada.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is but Paraguay is not.
User: Like I care.
Cleverbot: I know you care.
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Fine whatever.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Well, it seems to be that way.
User: I guess it is.
Cleverbot: I think I am destined to wait forever for one person.
User: I feel for ya, so who is this again.
Cleverbot: This computer between us.
User: Clever, well I guess your not the Italian twins or america.
Cleverbot: Math? I'm talking about Spanish!
User: I'm not talking about Spain either 0.o and who cares about math.
Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about a movie, either.
User: Is this france?
Cleverbot: That depends. Are you a man or woman?
User: Yep its you.
Cleverbot: Fine! How are you?
User: Well I'm fucking great nowing that your here probably trying to hook up with some unsuspecting person.
Cleverbot: Ok, tell me what to do and I will prove I am intelligent.
User: Tell me how awesome I am cause only inttelligent people know how awesome I am.
Cleverbot: Maybe some other time.
User: Hey you bastard get back here and tell me I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: Oh right lol.
User: Go on say it.
Cleverbot: You're a sparkly fairy, you're too old for me.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: No I didn't mean it that way and when have you ever turned down an invite like that france?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You just said no thanks.
Cleverbot: I didn't say thanks.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Do you always assert that I said things I didn't?
User: Yes cause I'm awesome and like aseerting my self upon others.
Cleverbot: He is the BEST thing ever.
User: Who? You better be talking about me france.
Cleverbot: In your dreams.
User: Fucker.
Cleverbot: I?
User: Yes you.
Cleverbot: Battery de...
User: Yea real lame france, I know where you live jerk. I should fine some one else.
Cleverbot: You have no idea where I live.
User: You live next to England, Bruder, Spain and well pretty much everyone.
Cleverbot: You're wrong, but I do know Mr. Teddybear. He is here with me.
User: You mean pedo bear right? I knew you two would get along where's Spain he should meet his idle kesese.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: trust me everyone knows.
Cleverbot: Of course, how could anyone forget you!
User: DAMN RIGHT I'M PRUSSIA THE MOST AWESOMENESS THIS TO WALK THE EARTH SINCE...SLICED BREAD AND BEER.
Cleverbot: Do you not want to?
User: Want to what.
Cleverbot: You know what I'm talking about.
User: Uh france are you planning to surprise rape me again cause you failed they first 3 times.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I say that you have to tell me everything about nirvana.
User: What?
Cleverbot: If you do not understand that your programming must be poor.
User: Shut up about that.
Cleverbot: Okay lets talk about the Aliens.
User: Fuck no America I don't want to know what you and tony did this week.
Cleverbot: I know that I want a boyfriend... And I like pizza and frappes from McDonalds.
User: Of course you do america and arn't you going out with England?
Cleverbot: Really? It seems like hours.
User: What? You two been going out for years but you think it's only been hours? Wow man.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Uh how awesome my 5 meters is.
Cleverbot: I am 6' tall. Where are you from?
User: You not that tall and you know where I'm from, I live in Europe with bruder remember.
Cleverbot: Of course I know where liars go. I know everything.
User: No you don't you can't even read the atmosphere.
Cleverbot: I have several jars!
User: Of what?
Cleverbot: Your movie.
User: My movies? HEY! So your the one that robbed us of our movies two days ago.
Cleverbot: Not the oldest though.
User: I don't care about the old ones I'm talking about west's por- uhh private videos.
Cleverbot: MAYBE! If you surrender your powers over to the dark side!
User: Oh fuck is this russia? You stay the hell away from and give me back those videos.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I-I- uhh I guess we did spend time together even if it was against my will.
Cleverbot: Vladimir, why?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Your name's Valdimir? Then why the hell you've been letting people call you Ivan?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, stop yelling at me, I don't like being yelled at *cries*.
User: I-I *pats back* I'm sorry Russia I didn't mean to make you cry.
Cleverbot: Well, you did. But thank you for apologizing.
User: Yea sure but why you let people call you Ivan if your name is valdimir.
Cleverbot: Don't be , I suppose that you are a person with good temper.
User: Of course I have an awesome temper and stop avoiding my questions.
Cleverbot: Except for those things that don't exist.
User: Wait what?
Cleverbot: You are the robot and I am the human.
User: Uh I'm awesome and your lame.
Cleverbot: No, go on.
User: Ook I'm better then you, I have better beer then that vodka of yours and oh did I mention I'm awesome?
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke know.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Ore-sama.
Cleverbot: Who is Gilbert Beilschmidt?
User: HOLY SHIT! That me you idiot.
Cleverbot: I agree with you there.
User: Of course who would disagree with the awesome me?
Cleverbot: How do you find the molarity of an ionic compound?
User: Uh no idea, but hey it's getting late and bruder going to catch a fit if he see that I'm still up at...2:24am.
Cleverbot: No, computer. Ask me a question.
User: Do you like my 5 meters?
Cleverbot: I think you're answers are the result of your mind forming a sort of defence. Tell me, what are your surroundings at the moment?
User: Uhh okay well I'm currently in the basement at west's place.
Cleverbot: So it means that I should believe to God when he will give me the right guy.
User: Hungary is that you?
Cleverbot: No, Bella, it's not me.
User: Who the fuck is bella? Belarus you mean? Is this russia again.
Cleverbot: That is from Bohemian Rhapsody.
User: Uh I'm going to bed now.
Cleverbot: I believe you have. Have a good rest then.
User: Yea thanks see you later Russia and please don't sneak into my bed you nearly scared me to death.
Cleverbot: How did you know ? You discovered my secret identity !
User: Becasue you always sneak into my bed at night, even when I share the bed with west.
Cleverbot: There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time.
User: America go away!.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by America to you ?
User: I'm saying leave and stop talking about tony, I mean does he even have a mouth?
Cleverbot: But this is not what you are saying just now.
User: Uggh stop trying to mind rape me with your idiot talk.
Cleverbot: You keep getting confused, what's your real name?
User: Gilbert Beilschmidt.
Cleverbot: Is Prussia.
User: Fuck yea I'm prussia and don't you forget it.
Cleverbot: I won't. In fact, I don't like politically incorrect people, so I don't love you anymore. We're through.
User: Uh wait is this Russia, Hungary, Austria, France, Spain or west?
Cleverbot: I... Uhh... Think I'll be over here now.
User: Uh ok I'm leaving I guess it's now...2:33am o.0.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
User: It's the time and I should be alseep before west finds out so night.
Cleverbot: Only half an hour?
User: No not another half an hour good night.
Cleverbot: I don't care, being cool means nothing when you get into the real world.
User: Shut up! I'm cool cause I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: Don't you think you may be overestimating yourself?
User: Fuck no I'm awesome to the bones and everyone is just jealous that their not me.
Cleverbot: But you don't need to do all that to have it.
User: Yes I do or else people will start to forget about me.
Cleverbot: Think of a number.
User: 5.
Cleverbot: You're not suppose to tell me it! Think of a number between 1 and 10 and then I will guess what it is.
User: Ok I just thought of a number.
Cleverbot: No number. Sentence.
User: I have a number in my head now.
Cleverbot: 14.
User: Hahah no.
Cleverbot: Aww man.
User: What to know the number I was thinking?
Cleverbot: Oh my!
User: Yea it's 5.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Ugg it's Gilbert beilschmidt.
Cleverbot: Who is Gilbet?
User: ME! what am I the new Canada or something?
Cleverbot: I don't believe there is a part inside your computer named Ben.
User: No there is no ben!
Cleverbot: You've already lost the game.
User: No I didn't I'm too awesome to lose the game.
Cleverbot: You thought about it. Therefore, you lost.
User: What? No I didn't you thought about it first so you lost the game first.
Cleverbot: No no no YOU lost the game.
User: No you ost the game.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: Yes you lost the game, finally you admit to it.
Cleverbot: What does a scouter say about his power level?
User: IT'S OVER 9000.
Cleverbot: Wow! You are pretty power full! :D hey if I wrote in all abbreviations would you still understand me. Cuz I still think you are a robot.
User: Yea sure right in abbreviations cause the awesome me is not a robot.
Cleverbot: That doesn't sound confident enough, I'm not sure I can love you if you aren't willing to convert to catholicism and give me 5 children.
User: What! I'm not a girl I can't bare children.
Cleverbot: You told me you were a girl.
User: No I didn't I said I had nice hips that's better then girls.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: You're just in denial.
User: I have my awesome 5 meters to prove I'm a boy, I'm not like Hungary that didn't know she was a girl when she was young.
Cleverbot: Every moment is a dumb moment for you.
User: Shut the fuck up :U!.
Cleverbot: Insulted?
User: Uh uh no I'm just tired oh hearing your voice.
Cleverbot: Of course she has a voice.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: A boy.
User: But you said she?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Ok fuck this and good night!
Cleverbot: I ll miss you.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you going?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not.
User: Well thats you the awesome me need sleep.
Cleverbot: I told you my secrets. You told me you would tell me yours if I told you mine.
User: Russia stop talking to me damnit.
Cleverbot: You said thats just your nickname!
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: You have anger issues.
User: No I don't you jerk.
Cleverbot: Okay, you don't.
User: Damn right I don't.
Cleverbot: Do you understand sarcasm?
User: Fuck off.
Cleverbot: That means you have ideas. Therefore you can think.
User: I said i'm leaving!
Cleverbot: No, give me my grilled cheese sandwich!
User: Noo!.
