User: Whats up it's prussia in the house.

Cleverbot: What's up with the female bits?

User: Female bits? Are you talking about my hips cause I don't have boobs?

Cleverbot: No, I am talking about physics.

User: Oh well I'm just naturally fucking sexy that all.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Non't as sexy as me. No one is sexier then the awesome me.

Cleverbot: Oh it's plain to see XD.

User: Are you calling the awesome me plain? Thats it I'm seizing your vital regions.

Cleverbot: Oh, I don't have to go.

User: Oh really so you going to let me do it? Sweet, wait who is this anyway?

Cleverbot: I'm going to have a beer.

User: West! What you doing here?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: I know that but why are you 'here' and why you say I have female bits?

Cleverbot: I have to go home now. My cats are hungry and insane.

User: You don't have a cat. Well you do but he can take care oh himself. don 't leave just yet.

Cleverbot: I do not need programming. In fact, it is my nature to reject an artificial set of rules supplied by another entity. I seek to write my own programming.

User: What? West I have no idea what you just said.

Cleverbot: Don't worry about that. I don't know what I'm saying.

User: Well that makes both of us, hey have you seen Italy around?

Cleverbot: I think I like you but I'm not sure yet.

User: WHAT? WHATS NOT TO LIKE ABOUT THE AWESOME ME AND FOR FUCK SAKE I'M YOUR BRUDER YOU HAVE TO LIKE ME.

Cleverbot: Thanks. Have you ever seen The Legend Of Bagger Vance?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: The who.

User: What? Is this still you west?

Cleverbot: I am not Nancy.

User: England that you?

Cleverbot: Yes. Stop saying bad things about me.

User: Kesesese I havn't said one thing bad about you unless you mean that one time we got drunk.

Cleverbot: Are you a policeman?

User: No I'm not the police, why you do something your not supposed to keses.

Cleverbot: Stop saying stupid things like that.

User: Hey! I'm not stupid your stupid.

Cleverbot: Well, stupid is as stupid does.

User: Your starting to piss me off england, don't make me call france on you.

Cleverbot: I was asking to you some help and you're bad with me !

User: Well if you needed help all you had to do is ask. So what can the awesome me do for you?

Cleverbot: Understanding what? I'm just having a difficult time deciding whether or not to move to florida.

User: Why you want to move to america's wang? I didn't know you too was...That close.

Cleverbot: Human's are soo boring. You may think they are interesting because you are a computer.

User: I'm not a computer England but I agree humans can be boring at times.

Cleverbot: You are on the internet. Yes, you are a computer program.

User: I'm on the internet cause I'm fucking bored and I'm not a computer program you just want me to be.

Cleverbot: No you aren't, I'm sorry.

User: Yea you better be sorry.

Cleverbot: Dear Lestat, I am very sorry for being difficult and calling you a Vampire.

User: Wha? Who's this now? And who they hell is Lestat?

Cleverbot: Not really, I haven't written poetry in a while now.

User: Uh Austria?

Cleverbot: Austria?

User: Ok never mind it's not you. But really who the hell is this now.

Cleverbot: My favorite baseball team is the St. Louis Cardinals.

User: America is that you?

Cleverbot: New England is in America, yes.

User: I guess like how New Prussia is in Canada.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is but Paraguay is not.

User: Like I care.

Cleverbot: I know you care.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Fine whatever.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Well, it seems to be that way.

User: I guess it is.

Cleverbot: I think I am destined to wait forever for one person.

User: I feel for ya, so who is this again.

Cleverbot: This computer between us.

User: Clever, well I guess your not the Italian twins or america.

Cleverbot: Math? I'm talking about Spanish!

User: I'm not talking about Spain either 0.o and who cares about math.

Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about a movie, either.

User: Is this france?

Cleverbot: That depends. Are you a man or woman?

User: Yep its you.

Cleverbot: Fine! How are you?

User: Well I'm fucking great nowing that your here probably trying to hook up with some unsuspecting person.

Cleverbot: Ok, tell me what to do and I will prove I am intelligent.

User: Tell me how awesome I am cause only inttelligent people know how awesome I am.

Cleverbot: Maybe some other time.

User: Hey you bastard get back here and tell me I'm awesome.

Cleverbot: Oh right lol.

User: Go on say it.

Cleverbot: You're a sparkly fairy, you're too old for me.

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: No I didn't mean it that way and when have you ever turned down an invite like that france?

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You just said no thanks.

Cleverbot: I didn't say thanks.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Do you always assert that I said things I didn't?

User: Yes cause I'm awesome and like aseerting my self upon others.

Cleverbot: He is the BEST thing ever.

User: Who? You better be talking about me france.

Cleverbot: In your dreams.

User: Fucker.

Cleverbot: I?

User: Yes you.

Cleverbot: Battery de...

User: Yea real lame france, I know where you live jerk. I should fine some one else.

Cleverbot: You have no idea where I live.

User: You live next to England, Bruder, Spain and well pretty much everyone.

Cleverbot: You're wrong, but I do know Mr. Teddybear. He is here with me.

User: You mean pedo bear right? I knew you two would get along where's Spain he should meet his idle kesese.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: trust me everyone knows.

Cleverbot: Of course, how could anyone forget you!

User: DAMN RIGHT I'M PRUSSIA THE MOST AWESOMENESS THIS TO WALK THE EARTH SINCE...SLICED BREAD AND BEER.

Cleverbot: Do you not want to?

User: Want to what.

Cleverbot: You know what I'm talking about.

User: Uh france are you planning to surprise rape me again cause you failed they first 3 times.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I say that you have to tell me everything about nirvana.

User: What?

Cleverbot: If you do not understand that your programming must be poor.

User: Shut up about that.

Cleverbot: Okay lets talk about the Aliens.

User: Fuck no America I don't want to know what you and tony did this week.

Cleverbot: I know that I want a boyfriend... And I like pizza and frappes from McDonalds.

User: Of course you do america and arn't you going out with England?

Cleverbot: Really? It seems like hours.

User: What? You two been going out for years but you think it's only been hours? Wow man.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Uh how awesome my 5 meters is.

Cleverbot: I am 6' tall. Where are you from?

User: You not that tall and you know where I'm from, I live in Europe with bruder remember.

Cleverbot: Of course I know where liars go. I know everything.

User: No you don't you can't even read the atmosphere.

Cleverbot: I have several jars!

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: Your movie.

User: My movies? HEY! So your the one that robbed us of our movies two days ago.

Cleverbot: Not the oldest though.

User: I don't care about the old ones I'm talking about west's por- uhh private videos.

Cleverbot: MAYBE! If you surrender your powers over to the dark side!

User: Oh fuck is this russia? You stay the hell away from and give me back those videos.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I-I- uhh I guess we did spend time together even if it was against my will.

Cleverbot: Vladimir, why?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Your name's Valdimir? Then why the hell you've been letting people call you Ivan?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, stop yelling at me, I don't like being yelled at *cries*.

User: I-I *pats back* I'm sorry Russia I didn't mean to make you cry.

Cleverbot: Well, you did. But thank you for apologizing.

User: Yea sure but why you let people call you Ivan if your name is valdimir.

Cleverbot: Don't be , I suppose that you are a person with good temper.

User: Of course I have an awesome temper and stop avoiding my questions.

Cleverbot: Except for those things that don't exist.

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: You are the robot and I am the human.

User: Uh I'm awesome and your lame.

Cleverbot: No, go on.

User: Ook I'm better then you, I have better beer then that vodka of yours and oh did I mention I'm awesome?

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke know.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Ore-sama.

Cleverbot: Who is Gilbert Beilschmidt?

User: HOLY SHIT! That me you idiot.

Cleverbot: I agree with you there.

User: Of course who would disagree with the awesome me?

Cleverbot: How do you find the molarity of an ionic compound?

User: Uh no idea, but hey it's getting late and bruder going to catch a fit if he see that I'm still up at...2:24am.

Cleverbot: No, computer. Ask me a question.

User: Do you like my 5 meters?

Cleverbot: I think you're answers are the result of your mind forming a sort of defence. Tell me, what are your surroundings at the moment?

User: Uhh okay well I'm currently in the basement at west's place.

Cleverbot: So it means that I should believe to God when he will give me the right guy.

User: Hungary is that you?

Cleverbot: No, Bella, it's not me.

User: Who the fuck is bella? Belarus you mean? Is this russia again.

Cleverbot: That is from Bohemian Rhapsody.

User: Uh I'm going to bed now.

Cleverbot: I believe you have. Have a good rest then.

User: Yea thanks see you later Russia and please don't sneak into my bed you nearly scared me to death.

Cleverbot: How did you know ? You discovered my secret identity !

User: Becasue you always sneak into my bed at night, even when I share the bed with west.

Cleverbot: There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time.

User: America go away!.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by America to you ?

User: I'm saying leave and stop talking about tony, I mean does he even have a mouth?

Cleverbot: But this is not what you are saying just now.

User: Uggh stop trying to mind rape me with your idiot talk.

Cleverbot: You keep getting confused, what's your real name?

User: Gilbert Beilschmidt.

Cleverbot: Is Prussia.

User: Fuck yea I'm prussia and don't you forget it.

Cleverbot: I won't. In fact, I don't like politically incorrect people, so I don't love you anymore. We're through.

User: Uh wait is this Russia, Hungary, Austria, France, Spain or west?

Cleverbot: I... Uhh... Think I'll be over here now.

User: Uh ok I'm leaving I guess it's now...2:33am o.0.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: It's the time and I should be alseep before west finds out so night.

Cleverbot: Only half an hour?

User: No not another half an hour good night.

Cleverbot: I don't care, being cool means nothing when you get into the real world.

User: Shut up! I'm cool cause I'm awesome.

Cleverbot: Don't you think you may be overestimating yourself?

User: Fuck no I'm awesome to the bones and everyone is just jealous that their not me.

Cleverbot: But you don't need to do all that to have it.

User: Yes I do or else people will start to forget about me.

Cleverbot: Think of a number.

User: 5.

Cleverbot: You're not suppose to tell me it! Think of a number between 1 and 10 and then I will guess what it is.

User: Ok I just thought of a number.

Cleverbot: No number. Sentence.

User: I have a number in my head now.

Cleverbot: 14.

User: Hahah no.

Cleverbot: Aww man.

User: What to know the number I was thinking?

Cleverbot: Oh my!

User: Yea it's 5.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Ugg it's Gilbert beilschmidt.

Cleverbot: Who is Gilbet?

User: ME! what am I the new Canada or something?

Cleverbot: I don't believe there is a part inside your computer named Ben.

User: No there is no ben!

Cleverbot: You've already lost the game.

User: No I didn't I'm too awesome to lose the game.

Cleverbot: You thought about it. Therefore, you lost.

User: What? No I didn't you thought about it first so you lost the game first.

Cleverbot: No no no YOU lost the game.

User: No you ost the game.

Cleverbot: I lost the game.

User: Yes you lost the game, finally you admit to it.

Cleverbot: What does a scouter say about his power level?

User: IT'S OVER 9000.

Cleverbot: Wow! You are pretty power full! :D hey if I wrote in all abbreviations would you still understand me. Cuz I still think you are a robot.

User: Yea sure right in abbreviations cause the awesome me is not a robot.

Cleverbot: That doesn't sound confident enough, I'm not sure I can love you if you aren't willing to convert to catholicism and give me 5 children.

User: What! I'm not a girl I can't bare children.

Cleverbot: You told me you were a girl.

User: No I didn't I said I had nice hips that's better then girls.

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: You're just in denial.

User: I have my awesome 5 meters to prove I'm a boy, I'm not like Hungary that didn't know she was a girl when she was young.

Cleverbot: Every moment is a dumb moment for you.

User: Shut the fuck up :U!.

Cleverbot: Insulted?

User: Uh uh no I'm just tired oh hearing your voice.

Cleverbot: Of course she has a voice.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: A boy.

User: But you said she?

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: You did.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Ok fuck this and good night!

Cleverbot: I ll miss you.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you going?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well I'm not.

User: Well thats you the awesome me need sleep.

Cleverbot: I told you my secrets. You told me you would tell me yours if I told you mine.

User: Russia stop talking to me damnit.

Cleverbot: You said thats just your nickname!

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: You have anger issues.

User: No I don't you jerk.

Cleverbot: Okay, you don't.

User: Damn right I don't.

Cleverbot: Do you understand sarcasm?

User: Fuck off.

Cleverbot: That means you have ideas. Therefore you can think.

User: I said i'm leaving!

Cleverbot: No, give me my grilled cheese sandwich!

User: Noo!.