~Guten Tag! Weirdo, Fang, Iggy, Jynx, and Lavi here!
Jynx: And we are here to tell you about our...ah...
Fang: ...adventure.
Weirdo: We all thought it was fun, right?
Everyone else: No!
Weirdo: Well, I did.
Anyway, here is the story of our adventure! I really hope you enjoy it.
(Disclaimer: I do not own Batman, Robin, Fang, Iggy, or Lavi)~
I become Batman
" Help me!" a citizen yells.
I pull on my mask and climb up the building. I get to the roof and see the Gotham citizen hanging from the edge of the roof, I run over.
"Grab my hand!" I state to the man.
He stops yelling and stares at me.
"You're not Batman!" He says.
"What do you mean, Citizen? I am the one and only Batman," I say.
"No, you're not. First of all, you're a girl and, second, you're like a foot shorter than Batman," He says.
"No, I am the one and only Batman!" I say.
"No! You are not, I want the real Batman to save me."
"And that's why I am standing here, grab my hand, sir!"
"You. Are. Not. Batman!"
"Yes, yes, I am."
"Weirdo, you really aren't," Jynx says, standing behind me.
"Yes, I am! Who is this Weirdo you speak of?"
"No, you aren't," Fang says, coming up beside Jynx.
"And you're Weirdo," Iggy says beside Fang.
"Now, can we give that poor man back his costume?" Lavi asks beside Jynx on the otherside.
"No, I am th one true Batman!"
We hear voices in the alley beside this building. Someone is being robbed.
"Robin! Save this man, I shall go save that one down there," I say and run to the ladder and climb down.
"Here we go again," Jynx says, facepalming.
Iggy, Fang, and Lavi just shake their heads.
"Is she always...like this?" Robin asks, helping the man up.
"Sadly, yes," Iggy says.
"And she can get worse," Fang says.
They all climb down the ladder and go to where Weirdo went.
"I am Batman, back off that poor man!" she states.
The robber turns around and he has a gun.
"Potty Break!" Weirdo says and runs away.
The robber and the man being robbed just stare. Jynx, Fang, Iggy, Lavi, Robin, and the first man that was saved all facepalm. Then Robin drop kicks the robber. They drop the robber off at jail.
"Hmm, I wonder where Weirdo ran off to," Lavi says.
"I wonder where Batman is," Robin says.
~Meanwhile~
Bruce Wayne is hiding in an alley in his boxers with a trash can lid in front of him, trying to think of a way to get home without being seen by anyone. And Weirdo, still in the batman costume, is hiding at Gark.
~ Well, there's what happened. I thought it was really fun to be Batman for a while. That's one of my dreams, you know, to be Batman.
Jynx: Oi Vey.
Lavi: That day was not fun.
Iggy: Don't listen to Weirdo, she's crazy.
(Fang nods his head)
Weirdo: I think you're all the crazy ones. (puts on the Batman mask)
Jynx: Wait, I thought you gav that back to Batman.
Weirdo: Nooo, it's my Batman suit!
Froggy: Weirdo, go give it back.
Weirdo: No!
Jynx: Weirdo.
Weirdo: No! Mine! (runs away)
Thank you for reading. I really do hope you enjoyed it. Please review? Adios Amigos! ~
-R&R- Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman! Haha!
