The Day I Regretted Getting Up

Chapter One: Prelude

Kagome smiled happily pulling Sesshoumaru from the crowd of people.

"So how is it?" She asked, happier than usual. It swiftly had Sesshoumaru on alert that something was up.

"The party is going well…" He said slowly.

"I have some wonderful news!" Kagome said and she watched amused as his façade was on full blast.

"Nani?" He questioned starting to chug down a cocktail. He would need it.

"I'm pregnant!" Kagome said causing him to send the cocktail down the wrong pipe. His eyes flashed for a moment.

"From whom?" He questioned regaining his normal stature.

Kagome's smiled widened. "I have better news!"

His façade dropped and he gave her a good hard and long stare.

"They're twins!"

Sesshoumaru felt his world getting dizzy. Either it was the small amount of cocktail or that he was having twins with Kagome.

"Sesshoumaru?" Kagome asked.

He swayed back and forth before chugging down all the beer in his sight.

"Hey! Sesshoumaru! Calm down!" Kagome screamed trying to stop him.

He glanced back at her. He was never, ever going to bed her again.

Having Shippo was had enough now adding two more incarnates of Satan.

"Woman you've gone mad…" He stated in a slurred tone.

Kagome's eyes widened. Never had Sesshoumaru gotten drunk, or nonetheless chugged down 46 bottle of vodka in a matter of seconds.

"Sesshoumaru, it's alright…you just need some coffee…to lay down…and I'll go buy some orange-"

He fainted.

"-juice…"