Mini Fan-Fic:

What my life could be like if I was part of Full Metal Alchemist..

***Yes, this is the extent of my insanity…this came about when I was talking to one of my buddies (SoccerHorse) on HorseIsle and she turned me into a gingerbread man…and ate my leg…***

SH: I have to go. Bye gingerbread man!

*Soccer logs off*

Me: Heh safe for now

*hobbles to Winry cautiously*

Umm....yeah...a Soccer got me…

Winry: I warned you about this when you came with Ed to get his leg done! So what do you do?! YOU GET YOUR LEG EATEN!!! You're as bad as Ed! You need to be more careful! I can't cater for you forever!!

*Winry throws several wrenches*

Me: *dodges wrenches* I WAS careful! Honest!! How about if I got you a new screwdriver kit?? Would that make this better?!

*Winry goes into a dream-like state*

*spots Ed*

Me: Ed!! Help!!

*tries to hide behind Ed and head pokes out over the top*

Me: Oh...bye Ed!

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MINISCULE PIPSQUEAK WITH A HEIGHT DEFECT?!?!?!?!

*runs away from Ed very quickly then spots Al*

Me: Al! Hide me!

*takes off Al's head and climbs inside*

Al: Um…okay…make yourself comfy =] there may be some cookies lying around in there…

Me: Al! Shush! *hits him from inside gently*

Winry: what was that noise?!

*Ed drags me out of Al*

Al: Ni-san, don't be hard on her!

Me: Eep!

Winry: Aha! There you are!

*drags to work bench*

Winry: Now, do you want Auto-mail or not?!

Me: *too shocked to speak* Eep?!

Ed: *still fuming and muttering* I'm not small -_-

***That's all for now, folks! If you liked it, review and leave me comments!!***