Anonymous: Hello there, people of the universe. This idea has been bouncing around in my head of a while now, and I figured I'd get it out. To be honest, I have little a clue what to expect out of this what so ever. At least it should be fun, and hopefully entertaining. I WARN YOU NOW: I hae limited access to a computer and updating will be random, and often far bettween. I deeply apologize, but there is little I can do about it.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Hetalia related. I own nothing but the plot and any OCs that may or may not appear at some point in this fic. I don't and probably never will make money from this in any way. This applies to all chapters because I am too lazy and forgetful to put it on every page.

Warnings: boyXboy/shonen-ai/yaoi (obviously), language, and suggestive situations/wording/dialog, also I have a twisted sense of humor that will most likely be strewn through out this fic.

Summary: After receiving a mysterious letter several personified nations are forced to go to the god forsaken event known as Yaoi-Con.

Pairings: Main- USUK, GerIta, Spamano, and Franada. Several other pairings will make minor appearances. Including but not limited to: LithXPol, DenNor, SweFin, PruAus, EstoniaXLatvia, RoChu

It all started with a mysterious letter...sent to just about every personified nation on the planet...

It read:

To the reader of this note,

Hallo! The purpose of this letter is to threaten you. Isn't that fun? Of course there is a reason, so here it is:On October 12-14, 2012, in the Westin Hotel in Long Beach, CA, the event known as Yaoi-con will take place. You and your partner (whom I have already selected for you) will be required to attend all three days. You must come as early and stay as late as possible on each day, of course. During the time you are to stay with your designated partner at most, if not all, times. Also, you must participate at some point in the activity of your choosing.

If you fail to meet the previously stated requirements then you will be punished severely. The only excuses are extreme injury/sickness and death. In the event that you or your parter is unable to attend the specified event, the two of you should be together for the same amount of time regardless, nursing each other back to health.

Sincerely,

Me!

P.S. In the envelope should also information as to the hotel room you are to be staying in, a map, and a list of pairings.

P.P.S And remember, we're watching you~

Those who read the letter would then proceed to Google 'yaoi-con', read a frightening article off Wikipedia, smash their electronic devices, and crying in a corner. For they all knew...they were doomed.

Don't get to upset about the length. it's just the intro; future chapters will be much longer.

Can anyone guess who's behind the letter? I think it's pretty obvious who wrote the letter (but it might just be because I did), but can you figure out who else is behind this dastardly plan?