I'll See to the End Of Your Existence.

Warnings: Mentions of slash, language, mentions of violence, OOC-ness, and making fun of gay porn.

"MY EYES!! MY BEAUTIFUL, GOLDEN EYES!!" Edward screamed, and aimed a punch at the computer screen. His fist broke through to the other side, and Bella ran into the room.

"What's wrong, darling? What happened? Did Emmet send you gay porn again?" Bella asked as she pulled Edward into her arms. "It was traumatic for me, too,"

"No," Edward sobbed, although no tears fell from his eyes. "It was worse. He sent me a link to this site, and on it there was this story that someone wrote… Oh, it was horrible!" Edward couldn't continue, as the experience was too much for him.

Bella stood up and pulled the cell phone from her pocket. She quickly dialled Emmet's number.

"Hey, Bells. Did Edward check his e-mail yet today?" Emmet chuckled.

"Yes he did, you son of a bitch! What did you send him!?"

"Oh, just this story. I sent it to Jacob, too."

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"Holy crap," Jacob whispered, and he passed out.

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"What was this story about?" Bella growled.

Emmet just laughed. "Well, it was just this fan fiction… You do know what a fan fiction is, right?" Emmet said.

"Yes, I do. Did the fan fiction have anything to do with…?" she asked, not being able to finish the question in fear. Bella hoped that the answer would be a no.

"It sure did. All the girls love Twilight. Jacob and Edward are usually their favourite characters. And most of those girls love reading about their two favourite characters making out…" he trailed off suggestively, and he laughed.

"You. Sent my husband. A Jakeward. FAN FICTION!?" Bella shrieked. Edward shivered, and curled up in a ball. He rocked slowly back, and forth.

"Yes, and don't forget Jacob. He got the link, too. I wonder if he read it yet." Emmet mused.

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A screen saver flashed across the screen of a computer. Jacob lay on the floor in front of his desk, unconscious.

His leg twitched.

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Bella grabbed Edward's car keys, and whispered threateningly into the phone, "I'm going to find you, Emmet, and when I do, I'll rip you into little pieces and set those pieces on fire. In other words, I'll see to the end of your existence," Bella shut the phone, but not before hearing laughter coming from the end of the line. She growled and ran towards Edwards car.

Hehe. Sorry if I offended anyone with the gay porn thing, I just though it would have been scary for most guys. Actualy, I know for a fact that it is. Unfortunately, my two best guy friends dared each other to watch some gay porn, and, like the dumbasses they are, they did it. So, yeah. I wrote this in like, the middle of the night because I couldn't sleep. So, sorry that it's so short and that it's not that good. And for those of you that don't know, (and shame on you if you don't!) Jakeward is the relationship name for Jacob and Edward, so that's what I meant by mentions of slash. I hope you liked it, and review please! --Kathy