Hello. My name is John, and I will teach you about the great tradgedy of The Monkey.

Long ago, there was a town were the people lived at the foot of a great mountain named The Monkey. The people here were known as happy folk, and I was one of them. My name was John.

Everyone, including me, was happy. We had no reason to be sad. We always forshipped The Monkey, and our crops were always prosperous. We were blinded by our happiness. Innocently. Conusmed by it all.

But not all was well. No, no, not at all. Although we didn't see it, evil was lurking us. But great violence was brewing in the underworld. And that's when they showed up.

The strange folk.

They were clouded in mystery, and we only saw them as mere shadows. But they were so much more.

So much more. Maybe if we had known, it wouldn't have happened. Maybe if we weren't so happy, we'd still be alive.

But as I was saying, the strange folk arrived. They hid behind walls and hid from the sun. We didn't know it, but we were being killed. Shot in the head and being picked off. And we would dance. Dance the dance of the dead.

Those were bad times.

Bad times.

About a week later, the strange folk found a cave in The Monkey. But this was no ordinary cave. It was the cave were all good souls went to sleep forever. The strange folk upturned them, and caused them to be restless. But what really interested them was the jewels. All around the walls of the cave, there were crystals untouched. And the strange folk began to mine them.

That night was horrible. Everyone had nightmares of being dragged to hell or consumed by darkness. Early the next morning, everyone woke and looked towards The Monkey.

"Mom," I said. "What's going to happen to us?"

"I don't know sweetie," she said.

And for the first time, we were truly afraid. We knew The Monkey would awake.

And it did. The Monkey spoke it's first word, and all was ablaze. There was a boom so lud it could be hear throughout the entire universe, into the depths of space and into the unknown.

And everyone was dead.