A/N: This was a journal warmup prompt for English that I took to a whole new level. This is a crackfic so DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.
The prompt: write a love triangle between an elf, a wizard, or a human that changed the world.
Butter the elf had a huge dilemma. Over the years of mentoring Harry Potter, a wizard in training, she'd managed to fall in love with him. Don't ask how, but after five hundred years of training wizards she'd managed to fall in love with this dunce. She knew he didn't feel the same way, as he was hopelessly in love with a human called Draco Malfoy. As Harry grew older, Butter would be enlightened to countless stories about his and Draco's friendship with each other. Butter knew that if wizards and humans fell in love, or much less have kids, NOTHING good would come out of it. She warned him countless times, but he had always ignored her. Not to mention, Draco was just as obsessed. Butter remembered how the two hated each other when they were eleven, and are now hopelessly in love with each other.
The elf, taking a desperate measure to stop the love, snuck into Harry's potions lab and tried to give Harry a potion that would make him hate Draco for life. When the two found out what she did, she was banned from training Harry, and she was forced to watch as they got married and somehow had children together. God knows how. One time she watched them have a steamy night through the window. Her eyes were lost after that, and sooner or later, to her horror, wizards and humans had kids all the time!
THE END
Ummm...R&R
