Hey, everybody! I made up this short story thingerdoodle in about a half-hour. Sorry for the delay in updates. Blame Eric. (or Brian, I can't remember) Thanks to him, I now have a purple bruise on my forehead that is the exact size and shape of a Bocce ball. Maybe that's why I can't remember who threw it at me...
Ahem. Since I'm having a block on Mikata, I decided I'd post this beforehand and hope that it will give me ideas. In this short story thing, there are only voices. Try to guess who's talking. However, forgive me if the document is seriously messed up. I haven't uploaded anything in quite some time.
Why aren't songfics this easy to write?
Disclaimer: Don't own Avatar. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Anyway, enjoy this drabble... story... ish... thing... well, whatever it is, enjoy it.
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Idiot
by YoungGrasshopper7
"Here, put this on."
"I'm not putting that on. I'll look like an idiot."
"You're saying you're not already an idiot?"
"Ha ha. You're a scream."
"Oh, look who's talking. You've already acted like an idiot today."
"Trying to Earthbend and Firebend at the same time does not qualify someone as being an idiot."
"It does in my book."
"Your book seems pretty vast, compared to what's already in it."
"Huh. I didn't realize that simply unscrewing this jar and rubbing the contents onto your skin is such a difficult task."
"It's green. It's stinky. It's mushy. And it's definitely ugly. I'm not putting it on."
"Fine, suit yourself. Tend to your own burns, Mister I-Know-Everything. Don't listen to the Waterbender, who knows more than you and who's been around longer than you have."
"Only by two years. And, technically, I'm older than you by 98 years. Beat that."
"You are not."
"Am too."
"Are not, not, not."
"Am too, too, too."
"Hah. You sound like a train."
"You're a train."
"Oh, that's such a good insult. Did you make that up all by yourself?"
"Shut up."
"I'll call Toph in here to teach you some better insults. Maybe she'll get you to put this on. After all, she is your own age, a girl AND blind and yet she can have a boulder ready and aimed at your incredibly thick head before you can say I'm an idiot."
"Please shut up."
"Hey, Toph! Can you come over? I'm in the tent with Airhead here... What? ... Yeah, he's being a pansy again. ...You'll do what? ... Sure, hang on a second..."
"Will you shut up now?"
"Aw, is someone feeling humiliated?"
"Is someone being an idiot?"
"Yeah. It's you."
"Nag."
"Idiot."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"I didn't say nothin'."
"That's a double negative. That means you did say something."
"What the heck's a double negative?"
"In other words, two wrongs don't make a right."
"But three lefts do."
"…"
"…"
"...are you going to put this on?"
"No."
"Then my job here is done."
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Let this be a lesson to you… young grasshopper. :)
