A/n hello! my name Alexei and this my first attempt at fanfiction in english! please review any advice for improve- i need bees to be attracted to my honey! thankyou!

Chaptur one
Sonic the hedghog and knuckle the echidna were in liberty city, the juiciest place in amurika. They were just relaxing grilling stakes and socialising like real bros. But little did knuckle know sonic was there for a very important mission. He was to asasinate some slut who was chillin at the pimphouse right this moment.

It was night time sonic has sneaked past knuckles and made his way to his porcotruck.

"Wait a min" he said "i dont need a truk im fast n juicy!"

He ran fast like the wind with the wind smacking him in the face as he ran faster than the speed of sound so the air resistance acted on his face but he had a pointy nose so this made him more aerodynamic.

He got to the pimphouse in like 2 second cause hes fast. He climbd into the window of some slut when suddenly she wasnt even there!

"Where is she" said sonic. He was angry and sweaty

"Are u looking for this?" Said some strange voice. Sonic turns around and there is a strange muscular man with an orange suit and large breast. He was holding the target!

"Give her back i need to kill dis bitch i be gettin payed good bux for dis" said sonic to the stranger.

"No" said the guy

Sonic got angry he was so sweaty with anger that there was a pudle of his atomic sweat next to him. He uses this to his advantage and blows the atomic waste at the guys face.

"Ow what was that for" he crid

"For stealing my buck$" sonic wispered angerly.

"Quick Chi Chi get out of Liberty City!" Shouted the breastman as he released sonics slut into the atmosphere.

"Goku do u know this purcupine?" She ansered to him

"Im aktuli a hedghog u bitch" sonic shouted as he spat someatomic sweat at her. She died becaus of atomic overload.

"NOOOO" shouted IGoku "u will pay for this u ugli little porcupine !"

He started screaming and ran after sonic but he couldnt run as fast as the speed of sound so he couldnt catch the hedghog.
"Gotta go fast;)" sonic sais to him.

Goku was supermad he was screaming louder and louder until his hair started to change color into a golden pinecone and he grew another powerful boob he was the super saiyan! He struk sonic with some strange force and sonic was hurt. Sonic was bleeding sum hedhog blood from big giant head.

"I was gonna use dis on the slut but i gess ur luki todei" said sonic as he took of his giant glove on his right hand which reveled a micro SMG under the glove.

"Wats that?" Qestions Goku because he never seen a micro SMG before he never even played cal of duty so he didnt know these thing.

Sonic shoots him with the powerfull bulets that flew out of the lil gun. Goku was hurting but the bullets never stoped they never wanted to stop because sonic held the triger very good. Sudenly sonic was hit from behind it was a sneak attack. He turned around there was a strange green guy smaking him. It was picolo!

"Piccl u saved me i great work" said goku. He was dying because he had holes in his body from the microSMG.

"We heard u screming from the other planet we thought oh it sounds like goku he must be in liberty city so i sent for your help" said picoll
Goku was already dead because u cant survive a macine gun and piccl was beating sonic he broke his gun this nade him real sad it was his favorit motor. Sonic was criying becuse it hurt him becuse hedghogs are fragil. Sudenly picclo dies.

It was knuckle!

He came to save sonic so he killed the green robe man. But sonic was dying now it was to late.

"Im gonna die and i didnt even get mi slut mone„:(" he cri

"Its ok your gonna die now u dont need mone„ in heven all hedhogs go to heven even u sonic! U can die peacfuly now becase u have nothing to live for ur smg is broke" Knukles sais to him

He gave him a gentl porcupine kiss on his fat blue forehed. He stabed his face a lil from sonics spikes but he didnt cri becuse knuckle is not a weenie

"Knuckle..." Sonuc crid.
It was his last word and he closed his giant eye and died but Igoku alive again becuse in dragon ball u can come back to life but sonic cant have this ability he just gets speedy power. Goku lauhhed at the dead blue hedghog because he was deed but then he quickly stoped laughing becuse he saw the dead piccloo and he starts criyng.

thank you very much for reading! :)