Well Ms Bumble is back with a little spin off from Neurosis is the Norm there are a few parallels between them but thisfocuses mainly on Doreen and Reg!
" Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" Reg spouted out of nowhere.
"Beg your pardon Reg" Doreen replied while chewing a chewing gum,
"It's rumoured to be the longest word in the dictionary. Interesting really when you think about, I watched this television programme on channel five the other day."
"Reg you're so intelligent, you know you can always tell when someone's intelligent by the TV channels they watch." Doreen said while twitching her dyed hair within her manicured fingers.
"What are you spouting on about Reg?" Tony joked while sipping his milky tea,
"Just talking about this programme I watched the other day, don't suppose you did Tony it was about unknown diseases," Reg said with full interest in his nasal tome.
"Can't say I did" Tony joked, smiling at Doreen,
"Ah don't be horrible PC Stamp I happen to think its very interesting" She said before taking her chewing gum out and sticking it under the table unsuspectingly.
At the serving hatch Gina watched glaringly studying the three PC's although one caught her particular eye; Doreen Bumble. Gina could not feel that there was something about Doreen that she did not like, although she seemed to be the only one. Tapping Smithy's arm she mocked Doreen's laugh, in reply to the act Smithy shook his head and laughed.
"I don't see what you have against her Gina, she seems to be a good copper and everyone likes her." He said with a sigh,
"Hmm" Gina replied,
"You don't like her because she's a flirt and you can't get over the fact that people over forty do that kind of thing" He joked,
"Oi" Gina giggled while poking her index finger in Smithy's face.
Gina carried on "No, I just don't think…"
"Wow it's not like you to be lost for words Gina," He laughed while tossing an apple into the air.
"Ha ha, I just think that she should keep her mind on the job" Gina spoke sarcastically.
Smithy knew not to wind Gina up, as only he would suffer the consequences, instead he bit into his apple and picked up his phone.
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"So Reggie darling how has your love life been, better than mine I expect." Doreen said pessimistically.
"My fiancé died last year in an explosion." Reg said bluntly.
If anybody else was with Reg at the point the conversation would have fallen dead straight away but Doreen bounced back quickly.
"Ah I'm sure there is some supermodel out there just dying for you" She smiled rubbing his perfectly gelled hair.
When Doreen turned to the opposite direction Reg couldn't help but give in to the temptation of smoothing his hair back into the correct place.
He dearly missed Marilyn but he knew that spending the rest of his life pining after her was no good; he hadn't replaced her instead his mind was just filled with thoughts of another woman. She was blonde, petit and loud; quite the opposite of Marilyn but something about her made Reg warm inside. Was it the fact that he wanted the forbidden fruit?
"Oo Reggie look at those heels, my Dave would die if he found out I'd bought them." She said while smiling through her whitened teeth,
"Aren't they a bit expensive?" Reg exclaimed,
"Oh well, that's what husbands are for, even if they are fats oaf's." She said while pulling Reg into the shop.
Well there it is sorry its short the next one will be longer i promise. Or not i might be evil and not write any more! Please review or else lol Jokes xxx
