Hey guys and gals, this is the first story I wrote so let's begin!

This story is a parody of the Newground flash game "Epic Battle Fantasy"

I'm going to separate scenes using O's

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"I'm telling you, we would make a good couple." Said the boy who was dressed up in black pirate clothing with a black pirate hat and braids in his long yellow hair, he carried with him a large black blade as his weapon. "And I'm telling you, we wouldn't make a good couple." Snapped back a girl dressed in a long red dress. The dress exposed the top of her large breasts and had two red ribbons where the nipples would be, she also had a red ribbon on her stomach. In her red hair she had red flowers and she carried a wooden staff with a shining crystal on top. "Don't be so harsh Naz, not like there is anyone else you would go out with, besides Lance of me that is." The boy said as he slashed a green slimy in half with his sword. "I don't like Lance and I don't have any wishes to go out with him," Naz yelled, getting irritated. The girls full name is Natalie, but she likes her friends calling her Naz. "besides, Matt, I don't want to think of relationships right now." Matt looked up and grinned "You didn't say you wouldn't go out with me" Matt said and got and even bigger grin out of Natalie's reaction. "W-w-w-what are you saying! Y-y-you and m-m-m-me! That's a-absurd!" Yelled a flustered Naz, her face turning as red as her hair. "J-just kill these slime's, you know I hate s-slimy things." Muttered a still flustered Naz, trying to hide her face after noticing that it got a shade of red on it. "'Kay, 'Kay, I'll kill them." Matt answered with a chuckle in his voice

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"Achoo!" The boy named Lance sneezed not knowing his friends were talking about him. Lance had short red hair and had an army helmet on his head, he wore a red jacket and a shirt with a star on it and the words "Epic" written on it, he also had black baggy jeans. As Lance continued to wander he couldn't help but think what his friends, Naz and Matt, were doing.

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"It's beautiful!" Squealed Naz at the sight of the ocean, Matt right next to her. Naz quickly ran behind a tree and seconds later ran out in a white swimsuit, the top part connecting to a ring that was located in the middle of the top, exposing more of her large breasts. Matt couldn't help but blush at the sight of his best friend. He always had a secret crush on her and thought she was beautiful no matter what she had on, but right there, on the beach, he stood corrected blushing and watching Naz run into the water and wave for him to join her. He slipped away and moments later appeared in his own swim trunks and jumped in the water, splashing Naz. As he came up he caught a glimpse of her bikini bottom and as he resurfaced he saw a laughing Naz, covered in water. Matt dove a bit deeper until his mouth was underwater and tried to hide his blush. They spent the rest of the day having fun and Matt eventually got comfortable seeing Naz in her swimsuit and both of them were disappointed that they had to leave because it was getting dark. Natalie was sad because they had to leave the beach, Matt on the other hand, was sad that Naz had to change from her swimsuit. After they changed and hit the road again, they reached a town with a hot spring, and Naz didn't waste a moment getting a room and running to the hot springs. Matt went to the boys bath and started to relax. "This is great…." Said Matt with a sigh. Then the door opened. Matt looked up and his face blushed a deep red. "W-w-w-what are you doing! This in the boys side!" Matt yelled at the sight of Naz covered in only a towel. "It's mixed bath day…." Muttered Naz, looking away from Matt and blushing at the sight of him. Despite his age, Matt was very muscular and strong due to the many fights he had. Matt looked away and Naz dropped her towel and quickly got in the water "This feels great!" Naz exclaimed, forgetting Matt was there for a moment. Matt then looked at Naz and his eyes grew wide with shock. He could see her breasts. No dress, no swimsuit, nothing. Her bare, uncovered breast, she was the same age as Matt, still a teen, but had big breasts for her age. Naz didn't notice as she blushed and noticed Matt's abs. Both of them had the same thought, "I hope this day doesn't end too quickly"

Hope you liked the chapter, as it's my first one and the first story I ever wrote. I'm not too sure what happened after the third game as I'm still playing it, but I have my own ideas. You can play the first, second, and third Epic Battle Fantasy games, I didn't make them, on Newground