Okay, I was listening to the song 'My Boyfriend's Back' by The Angels and I immediately though of Jacob getting told of by Bella and saying her boyfriend, (hottie, ranga) Edward is back from Italy. This is mainly book 2. I hope you all enjoy it. PS: I have placed myself in the story and Bella's back up singer, she's gotta have a back up singer!
BTW, VampFan539 already did a song fic for this song but it was about Mike. Read it! It's funny!
Bella pulled up at Jacob's house in her truck. Jacob was outside polishing his motorbike. Bella jumped out of the truck and walked towards him.
"Hi Bella!" Jacob called.
"Jacob, I have to tell you something." Bella started.
All of a sudden music came through the air and a small brunette girl bounced in clapping her hands. She had a huge grin on her face and couldn't stop giggling.
"Whose this?" Jacob asked.
"Um…you'll see." Bella told him.
"Hi Jacob! Guess what? Bella's boyfriend is back!" The girl laughed.
"WHAT?!?!" Jacob practically screamed.
(A/N: I CBF writing what actions Bella does so flame me all you want but I'm lazy!)
Bella: My boyfriend's back and your gonna be in trouble.
Me: Hey la, hey la, Edward's back!
Bella: When you see him coming better cut off on the double.
Me: Hey la, hey la, Edward's back!
Bella: You've been spreading lies that I was untrue.
Me: Hey la, hey la, Edward's back!
Bella: So look out now because he's coming after you.
Me: Hey la, hey la, Edward's back!
Me (as I dance around Jacob): Yeah, he knows what you've been trying, and he knows that you've been lying.
Bella: He's been gone for such a long time.
Me: Hey la, hey la, Edward's back!
Bella: Now he's back and things'll be fine.
Me: Hey la, hey la, Edward's back!
Bella: Your gonna be sorry you were ever born.
Me: Hey la, hey la, Edward's back!
Bella: Coz he's kinda big and he's awful strong.
Me: I know! Bella, can you ask Alice to dump Jasper so I can date him?
Bella: Um….no.
Me: And I can see him you better start running. What made you think he'd believe all your lies? You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size. WHA OOOOOO! Wait and see.
Bella: My boyfriends back, he's gonna save my reputation.
Me: Hey la, hey la, Edward's back!
Bella: If I were you I'd take a permanent vacation.
Me: Hey la, hey la, Edward's back!
Bella: Yeah, he knows I wasn't cheating.
Me: And your gonna get a beating.
Whoooooh, whoooooh, whoooooh, whoooooh
Wait and see.
Me: Hey la, hey la, Edward's back!
Bella finished the song and looked back at Jacob. The small brunette was still dancing around him laughing. Bella turned herself around to head back to her truck when she saw Edward was standing next to it. Bella grinned and ran towards him and gave him a big kiss. (Yes, she didn't trip or hurt herself.) Edward threw her onto his back and the two disappeared in the woods leaving Jacob lost and confused.
"Hey, Jacob?" Sang the girl.
"What?"
"For a ginger kid, Edward is so hot." She winked and skipped away.
"This sucks balls." Jacob muttered.
Did you like it? If you didn't..oh well. –shrug- There is nothing I can do about it. Oh and if you haven't notice, I'm not a fan of Jacob. He's a bloody animal!
