Lost in a sea of peril,
stood the lovely and wonderful Penelope,
Staring up into the sky,
after which she fell to a trance,
she, soon, started to chant,
this chant was ages old.
This incantation made the dead rise,
The living imploded,
Who or what caused this almost ethereal sound be unearthed,
No other than Eris,
With her regular vile behavior,
Soon, Zeus and Hera heard of this,
They swooped down on Eris like a hawk capturing his evening meal.
After that Zeus and Hera divulged a reprimand for Eris,
Forever would Eris sing the cacophonous chant,
Trapped in the same peril once shared by Penelope.