FUCKBEAR'S DINNER (as opposed to lunch or tea) THE SERIES

Act ?:

" You are a fragile, pitiful, slow, piece of fucking shit!" said springtrap

" But Springtrap, We were friends" said Golden Freddy.

"Too fucking Bad!" said Springtrap.

*Fade to Black

Chapter One: Fuckboy's Beginning, Middle and possibly End

*News Appear on TV very fastly (Which is kinda like a flicker but faster)*

Newsmen: "This just in, the brakes have gone on the 'fast train', which is an express frieght train that was planning to make a stop at whoever-gives-a-shit-land but now has fastly turned into an express fastway thing to fast have been no signs of derailing.

In other news fredbear diner is plan to be open fastly in 1982, starring Fastbear! But was scrapped to fredbear due to complaints of moving 2fast. And Bonnie the junkie. But then renamed to bunnie because of complaints. * whisper* "It not like people are gonna give a shit"

"Anyway that's your local news on the fast channel, Where we are to fast to fi-" *Tv shuts off*

"That was fucking stupid" said Springtrap.

"Well at least we can get money" said fredbear.

"Tokens, they're paying us tokens" said Springtrap.

"Well atleast we got a job" said fredbear.

"The fuck we need a job for, we're robots" said Springtrap.

"Maybe so we can be a huge piece of ship and fuck up everything?" said fredbear.

"We're not fast enough for that" said Springtrap.

"I got an idea, How about we ask the child over there." said fredbear.

"What the fuck is that?" said Springtrap

" Hi" said the mysterious child.

"Why the fuck is that thing yellow" Said Springtrap.

"Because I am no ordinary child..." said the child.

"I Am a... Merchant!" Said the little Merchant.

"what kind of things do you even sell?" Asks Springtrap.

"Pizza, Sodas, endoskeletons and other shit you might be interested in fastly buying!" Said the child merchant.

"So you can sell us stuff to help us in our night of debauchery but first we need a name for you..." Said fredbear.

"How about we called you Bitchy bitch" said Springtrap.

"Wait I have an idea... ENRAGEMENT CHILD." said fredbear.

"You know i got a na-" Before the merchant could finish he was fastly and rudely interrupted by Springtrap.

"Yes. We shall always call you enragement child and only enragement child!"

" anyways enragement child you shall help us with an intense night of debauchery in our diner." Said fredbear.

" No, Just buy my shit fastly." said enragment child

"oh ok" said springtrap. *Springtrap then shoves all the tokens up his head.*

" Ok. Thank for nothing bitch" Said Springtrap.

" Now what do we do?" said fredbear. Springtrap replied "Let get crunk!"

And so they went to the bar and drank. They then went back drunk as fuck before they passed out. They awoken from there slumber to find the manager looking pissed!

"What the fuck are you too doing laying on the floor?" said the manager.

"We had a little drink" said fredbear. Springtrap woke up and said " Did we succeed in getting crunk?"

"Ugh, I dont have time for you little fucker's" said the manager.

"Calm the fuck down" said Springtrap."

"Just get the stage you shitlords." Said the manager.

"Fine jesus fucking Christ" fredbear says as they walk to the stage as the manager shuts off the lights and exits the building.

"Hahaha, Soon you will be mine springtrap. soon..." Said the enragement child.

Credit's:

Warlofe: Creator and writer of Fuckboy's dinner the series

Supdogpsi: co writer

No: co writer

Nope,To Fast: a very fast co writer

SableSugar: Creator of fnafb

Bobo: Bobo

Scott Cawthon: Creator of fnaf