Hi. Welcome to Legend Of Dragoon- the messed up version. There's not much
to say other than it's the screwed version of the hit ps1 game. Enjoy the
story!
(Seles is on fire. The commander looks at Shana.)
Commander: So. She's the one. I'm going to have a fine time with this baby!!
Solider: Commander!! How could you? Do you know who this girl is? I have no idea of who she is either but still!
Commander: Shut up and don't tell Frugel about this. Got it!!
Hooded Man: Don't you even think about it!! You are a sorry excuse of a soldier! The girl belongs to me. She's mine for the night!
(Shana wakes up)
Shana: Man you guys are pathetic. (goes into kung fu stance) Wuah!!
Hooded Man + Commander: She's even hotter than before. (drools)
Shana: Sissy fight!!! (slaps them until they faint) How stupid of me! I was suppose to get caught so Dart could save me. Guess I'll go with the storyline.
(Shana walks out onto the world map)
Shana: Excuse me imperial guard. Is this Hellena Prison?
Guard: Yes.
Shana: Good. Now if you won't mind showing me my prison cell I'll make myself at home.
Guard: .....
(Seles is on fire. The commander looks at Shana.)
Commander: So. She's the one. I'm going to have a fine time with this baby!!
Solider: Commander!! How could you? Do you know who this girl is? I have no idea of who she is either but still!
Commander: Shut up and don't tell Frugel about this. Got it!!
Hooded Man: Don't you even think about it!! You are a sorry excuse of a soldier! The girl belongs to me. She's mine for the night!
(Shana wakes up)
Shana: Man you guys are pathetic. (goes into kung fu stance) Wuah!!
Hooded Man + Commander: She's even hotter than before. (drools)
Shana: Sissy fight!!! (slaps them until they faint) How stupid of me! I was suppose to get caught so Dart could save me. Guess I'll go with the storyline.
(Shana walks out onto the world map)
Shana: Excuse me imperial guard. Is this Hellena Prison?
Guard: Yes.
Shana: Good. Now if you won't mind showing me my prison cell I'll make myself at home.
Guard: .....
