I'm sorry for this one. It's not my best and kind of rushed. I just couldn't get it out of my head nor could I figure out how to write it. I'm not exactly sure what a 'crack-fic' is but I'm guessing this would be one. I apologize for Fury being out of character and hope you can see passed that and just laugh. :D


Third Person POV

The team, including Pepper, lounge in the lavish living area of stark tower. Natasha and Clint sit side by side whispering so the others couldn't hear, in contrast Steve and Thor argued loudly with Bruce over the great Google maps debacle. While Pepper tried -to no avail- to get Tony to sign a few more documents.

Instantly the room froze as the director's booming voice should be heard from the now large floating screen.

"Good evening, Avengers and Pepper. Agents Romanoff and Barton, after your nonstop work from your earlier cases and this most recent escapade. I have decided to reward you. The jet should touch down any moment with your surprises. If you do not mind, Agent Hill has been waiting to see your surprised faces so we must stay on line long enough for her to." Fury's voice booms, almost covering up the sound of the landing jet

"I did not!" Agent Hill's voice could be heard over the line as Fury glares at something off camera.

Within seconds the pair was shocked to see Stacy and Ron come running from the elevator door.

Sharing a quick kiss with Ron, as Clint and Stacy kissed, they looked back to the director to thank him before he signed off.

Still holding Ron, Natasha spoke, "JARVIS shut down all audio and video surveillance within this room."

"Shut down complete, Agent Romanoff." JARVIS' electronic voice answers

Instantly, the couples split apart. Natasha stood by Clint, while Stacy and Ron migrated toward each other. Grabbing tissues from the counter each person quickly wiped their lips methodically.

Leaning over to lay a lingering kiss on Clint's lips Natasha sighed in relief. The other couple followed.

"Did I miss something?" Tony asked confused

"Is this the way of Midgardian interaction?" Thor's voice questioned loudly

"Partners aren't allowed to date within SHIELD. So to stay together, Stacy and I 'date' around director Fury, while Nat and Ron do the same." Clint answers simply laying his arm around Nat's shoulders.

"Unfortunately for us, Fury's a romantic. Sorry guys, he took us off guard and before we knew it we were landing here." Stacy explains

"Why don't I get a present?" Stark pouts hours later, only to be silenced by a hit from Pepper's unsigned papers.