(I do not own and WWE Wrestler or any Highlander character. Tracy is an original character)

chapter One: Eye For an Eye

Hey my name's Tracy
and I'm hanging from a chord in an elevator shaft right now, so I have some time
to tell you how I got here. (I'll be butting in from time to time to explain a
few things)
It all began when I got the job to be wrestling's superstar's, The
Undertaker, personal assistant. I was estatic! Not only was I working for a
top player in the WWE, but I was getting paid to be around my favorite superstars! )

Undertaker: "What's on my schedule?"

Tracy: "uh a autograph signing for the new issue of WWE Magazine at 12 to 3 on tuesday. An
Affliction photo shoot early wednesday. A renegotiation of contracts on thursday, and a charity golf tornament friday."

she said while shifting through papers on a clip board in her hands.

Undertaker:"light week. I'm going to the gym, if anyone calls, take a message." he begins to walk off

Tracy:"wait, it's Mr. Michaels birthday today, do i pick up a gift or?"

Undertaker:"oh right, book a party of six at a restaurant, a good one."

Tracy:"I know just the one."

Later that night at Marcello's Italian Restaurant

Undertaker: "Happy Birthday Shawn, I guess now your too old to be called the Heart Break Kid, eh."

Shawn Michaels: "Ha ha, Never man, never."

Big Show:"That was some good shrimp linguini."

Kane:"how'd you find such a good place?"

Undertaker:"Tracy booked it, she knows some of the best places to eat."

Triple H:"Now my gift is waiting for you at Tony's"

Steve Austin:"Now we're talking."

After their dinner the men go to Tony's Men's club and finishes their birthday celebration.

Shawn Michaels: "Taker, your leaving already?"

Undertaker:"yeah I got a full schedule going for me."

Triple H:"pfft, forget that stuff, hang, have some fun."

Undertaker:"nah I can't, besides I already told Tracy to meet me here to drive to the next town over."

his phone rings. Text message *I'm outside. Tracy* He left and hopped in the H3 Hummer.

Tracy:"mapquest said go through Almanor, CA to get to Bluewater, Ca, we will get there in an hour and a half I have two hotel rooms booked and you'll be able to rest up before the autograph signing."

Undertaker:"Bluewater?"

Tracy:"yea and get this, they have a population of about 265 people, they'll all probably be waiting in line for you."

So I knew where I was going,
it wasn't far and we're in a hummer! What could go
wrong?

"POP, POP!"

two tires go out and the car
almost spins out of control.

Tracy:"what the !?"

I figured it was a sharp rock on the road that
caused the tires to spaze out, but noooo, there were two swords, one in each
back tire. Now a am suppose to have backups prepared for everything,
but two swords lodged in back tires on a hummer on a small road, at night, next
to the Undertaker, was something I never thought i would have to prepare
for...and get this...absolutely NO cellphone reception...awww
crap.

The two stand for a second and then Undertaker's
eyes widened, as if remembering something...or
someone...

Undertaker:"Get into the car and lock all the doors, now!"

Tracy:"Why? What's Going on?"

Undertaker:"NO Time to Explain! Now Go!"

He seemed pretty serious so I
went, but before I could get into the car...

Mysterious man: "Well Well, if it isn't the Undertaker, I've been waiting for my moment of
revenge"

draws a sword and forces Tracy to step back slowly."

Really who carries swords now a days any
way?

Mysterious man:" What don't remember me? let me refresh your memory."

pulls hood down and reveals one eye missing.

Undertaker: "Reyhas, glad to -SEE- you again" said with a slight
laugh

Reyhas grabs Tracy and holds the sword to her throat.

Reyhas:"I think I'll take your girlfriend here and show her a good time, Eye for an Eye Taker."

Tracy: "Ok dude, I'm so not his girlfriend, really."

Undertaker:"Tracy"

Tracy:"Yea?"

Undertaker:"Shut up"

Undertaker pulls one of the swords from a tire

Tracy:"Ok"

Undertaker:"One more
thing"

Tracy:"Yeah?"

Undertaker:"duck!"

Don't have to tell me
twice

Undertaker strikes with the sword and Reyhas blocks, they sized each other up and begin to sword battle, while Tracy stood shocked.

one more break...Uh does
anyone one else find it weird, that they are both experts at sword fighting? Because I
did.

Just then two men wearing long coats and carrying swords of their own come running up, and join in on the fight.

Reyhas:"No fair, three on one"

He whistles and a masked man on a motorcycle comes riding up and Reyhas jumps on the back of the motorcycle and rides off screaming... "Next time Undertaker!"

Undertaker:" . I knew you two couldn't be far behind."

Methos:"I knew you might be rusty"

Duncan Macleod: " are you alright?"

Undertaker:"Never better"

Tracy:"Um...I'm not" passes out.

So appearently I had been
stabbed in the shoulder, and well that makes a person like myself pass
out.