" Welcome to No one ever Watches show that toke over ETCW AKA NXT" Really Old Regal said

" I'm Jack propeller and this is Really Old Regal, tonight Derrick Boreman and Bore-zine get married and then Bore-Zine turns on Boreman Next Week" Jack Propeller said

The used-to-much-on-NXT-o's vs Tied-to-a-pole O'neal and Percy Wats-his-name-son

ROR: What a match, this will remind me of The T-Rex vs the Caveman 300 B.C

JP: and me vs Back Tyre( Zack Ryder) on WWE AfterBurn-Down

ROR: The used-yo-much-on-NXT-o's have won

JP: wait where's Former NW... I mean Nexus member Eric Darran Young

ROR: arh... Vince what do we say?

backstage

Vince: say he Died

in the ring

ROR: he died R.I.P

Rhino Hornswoggle returns and beats up Kurt Angle... i mean Hawkins

Jobber To Go vs Mat Stalker

ROR: this match will end in 10...

DING DING DING

JP: Mat Stalker wins his frist singles match since Extrmely Terrible Championship Wrestling when he defeated Big Fatty V

ROR: its the Bore family, Bore-zine and Derrick Bore-man for the wedding

the Commenters fall asleap

10 mins laer, they wake up

ROR: what happened

JP: i think Under-Eric Darren Young- Taker Returned

Backstage

Criple H: Next Week, John Borna will face Under-Eric Darren Young- Taker, Bore-zine and Derrick Boreman and win

Vince: then win NXT and then go on NXT season 6 with Hornswoggle as his pro