Holiday/Challenge: Valentine's Challenge - 2nd "Entry" ~~ February 11th, 2010 - Day One
Theme: Postal Service
Couple(s): KakuHida, SasoDei, ZetTobi, & KisaIta & Special Couple!!
Alright here I go, hope it stays short: it's mainly fluff and humor... or intended to be. No smut~! ^_^' This'll have no actual setting. I admit I got this idea from Akatsuki Love Notes... I need to add it to my faves if I haven't already. This account's still fairly new, so... gotta chance to add the stories I enjoyed.
Dear Kakuzu,
I fucking love you. Do you love me? Write back, fucker.
Love,
Your Fuck-Buddy, Hidan
Dear Hidan,
I love you too.
Love,
Kakuzu
Dear Slut,
Deidara, you stupid slut, I know it's your writing!
Love,
Hidan
Dear Jerk,
Just trying to help!
Love,
Deidara
Dear Hidan,
Don't insult my Dei-Dei! Or I will punish you.
Sincerely,
Sasori
Dear Sex-Puppet,
Hidan's mine, only I can punish him. However you can have your slut.
Yours Truly,
Kakuzu
Dear Kakuzu-or are you!?,
Meet me in the bedroom- you've got 5 minutes, fucker!
Love,
Hidan
Dear Hidan,
Turn around, dumbass. And I am Kakuzu, truly.
Love,
Kakuzu
Kuzu,
Fuck me raw.
-Hidan
Sasori-danna,
Shall we follow their example?
-Your Dei-Dei
Dei-Dei,
Strip and wait for me, love.
-Your Danna
Dear Zetsu-san,
TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!
Love,
Your Tobi
Dear Tobi,
I don't think you've been very good lately.
Love,
Zetsu-Black
Dear Dark Zetsu,
Neither have you. You need punishment.
Love,
Madara
Tobi/Madara,
I vote we take turns.
-Zetsu
Zetsu,
Deal.
-Madara
My Angel,
I love you, I'll be dropping by soon, hope you're home alone.
Love,
Kisame
Kisame,
I am now.
Love,
Emo-Angel
Brother,
Our parents are dead-- Who is that naked man in your bed? He has blue skin!
-Little Brother
Little Brother,
That was no one!
-Itachi
Itachi,
DID HE KILL OUR CLAN!? I get it now! Your were going to kill him for revenge!
-Sasuke
Sasuke,
No! I killed our family! Hate me little brother, hate me till you kill me!
-Emo
Emo,
Itachi! Don't say that! Come, let us frolic and have much mad sex!
-Kisame
Dobe,
I think my brother killed our clan for good reason...
-Sasuke
Teme,
O.O Really? You realize this after killing him?
-Naruto
Dobe,
Itachi's dead o.o?
-Emo-chibi
Teme,
Y did he kill them?
-Naruto
Dobe,
He was gay and didn't want to hear another word of our clan's anti-homo speeches.
-Sasuke
Teme,
Why do you see that as good reason?
-Naruto
Dobe,
You are truly a moron: We have sex almost every night, why'd you think I see it as good?
Love,
Sasuke
Sasu-gay,
Now you finally understand, congrats!
-Phox
It got a little stupid towards the end, sorry... I find it funny though & it's perfect material for a KisaIta story, no? I mean, honestly, killing your entire clan, excluding your gay brother, read between the lines, my little Weasel! -xD-
