Holiday/Challenge: Valentine's Challenge - 2nd "Entry" ~~ February 11th, 2010 - Day One

Theme: Postal Service

Couple(s): KakuHida, SasoDei, ZetTobi, & KisaIta & Special Couple!!

Alright here I go, hope it stays short: it's mainly fluff and humor... or intended to be. No smut~! ^_^' This'll have no actual setting. I admit I got this idea from Akatsuki Love Notes... I need to add it to my faves if I haven't already. This account's still fairly new, so... gotta chance to add the stories I enjoyed.


Dear Kakuzu,

I fucking love you. Do you love me? Write back, fucker.

Love,

Your Fuck-Buddy, Hidan

Dear Hidan,

I love you too.

Love,

Kakuzu

Dear Slut,

Deidara, you stupid slut, I know it's your writing!

Love,

Hidan

Dear Jerk,

Just trying to help!

Love,

Deidara

Dear Hidan,

Don't insult my Dei-Dei! Or I will punish you.

Sincerely,

Sasori

Dear Sex-Puppet,

Hidan's mine, only I can punish him. However you can have your slut.

Yours Truly,

Kakuzu

Dear Kakuzu-or are you!?,

Meet me in the bedroom- you've got 5 minutes, fucker!

Love,

Hidan

Dear Hidan,

Turn around, dumbass. And I am Kakuzu, truly.

Love,

Kakuzu

Kuzu,

Fuck me raw.

-Hidan

Sasori-danna,

Shall we follow their example?

-Your Dei-Dei

Dei-Dei,

Strip and wait for me, love.

-Your Danna


Dear Zetsu-san,

TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!

Love,

Your Tobi

Dear Tobi,

I don't think you've been very good lately.

Love,

Zetsu-Black

Dear Dark Zetsu,

Neither have you. You need punishment.

Love,

Madara

Tobi/Madara,

I vote we take turns.

-Zetsu

Zetsu,

Deal.

-Madara


My Angel,

I love you, I'll be dropping by soon, hope you're home alone.

Love,

Kisame

Kisame,

I am now.

Love,

Emo-Angel

Brother,

Our parents are dead-- Who is that naked man in your bed? He has blue skin!

-Little Brother

Little Brother,

That was no one!

-Itachi

Itachi,

DID HE KILL OUR CLAN!? I get it now! Your were going to kill him for revenge!

-Sasuke

Sasuke,

No! I killed our family! Hate me little brother, hate me till you kill me!

-Emo

Emo,

Itachi! Don't say that! Come, let us frolic and have much mad sex!

-Kisame

Dobe,

I think my brother killed our clan for good reason...

-Sasuke

Teme,

O.O Really? You realize this after killing him?

-Naruto

Dobe,

Itachi's dead o.o?

-Emo-chibi

Teme,

Y did he kill them?

-Naruto

Dobe,

He was gay and didn't want to hear another word of our clan's anti-homo speeches.

-Sasuke

Teme,

Why do you see that as good reason?

-Naruto

Dobe,

You are truly a moron: We have sex almost every night, why'd you think I see it as good?

Love,

Sasuke

Sasu-gay,

Now you finally understand, congrats!

-Phox


It got a little stupid towards the end, sorry... I find it funny though & it's perfect material for a KisaIta story, no? I mean, honestly, killing your entire clan, excluding your gay brother, read between the lines, my little Weasel! -xD-