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What is Gannondorf thinking?

Gannon is sitting comfortably on a couch in his gigantic dark castle.

Gannon: I'm so bored (Sigh).

Gannon turns around, gets up and faces the window.

Gannon: I wonder what that Link brat is doing right now. Probably off slaying some of my slaves. ARRGG!! I'm a man of action!!! I need to kill!!!

Random slave: Gannon! Link has entered our castle!

Gannon: YES!!!

Slave: But isn't he your enemy?

Gannon: Errr. yes, I only hum. wanted to kill him myself he he he!

Slave: Right.

Link first meets Zelda:

Zelda: You! How did you get into the castle!?

Link: You wouldn't want to know.

Zelda twitches her nose and then looks at Link.

Zelda: What's that smell?

Link: You wouldn't want to know.

Zelda: You didn't come through the.

Link: Don't! I don't want to remember what I have seen there!

Zelda: What is your name?

Link: .

Zelda clear her throat: What is you name?

Link: Do you really need to know?

Zelda: yes.

Link: My name is Link.

Zelda starts laughing.

Zelda: What a weird name!

Link: I feared you would say that.

Zelda: Anyways, I had a weird dream, will you listen to me?

Link: I've got no time for dreams, I've got to save the world!

Zelda: You have to listen to it!

Link: Alright Alright! Was I in it?

Zelda: yes.

Link: Wait a minute, that wasn't an erotic dream, was it?

Zelda looks shocked.

Zelda: NO WAY!!!

Link: (Damn!)

Link and Gannon battle, Zelda's thoughts:

Zelda: I wonder if I'll have to marry the winner?

Zelda: I hope Link wins, I don't want to be stuck with an overgrown pig. Pigs are perverts. and Link looks kind of handsome too. NO! what would my father think if he saw me think such perverted stuff!

Zelda looks at Link and his tunic waves with every of his moves.

Zelda: Nice butt. Arrrg!!! I'm a princess, not just any kind of street girl!!! I can't be pervert!

Link and Malon thoughs:

Malon: Hey! It's the fairy boy again! Wonder if he can wield a woman as well as he wields his sword.

Link (Meanwhile): Nice, if Zelda won't go out with me, I can as well ask her out.

Link in the Wind Waker:

Link: I wonder if I could use the Wind Waker on Zelda's dress so I can see under.

Zelda: Link? What were you talking about just then?

Link: About Gannon's next move.

Zelda: Oh.