CLIMATE CHANGE

Al Gore was sitting in his office. And he was looking at the information about the bushfires! Which were burning and hurting the forest.

"Damn the bushfires are causing damage and release the carbon in the air!" said Al Gore and he hit his hand on the table.

Then Tony Abbot was on the television and talking to the cameras. And there were the people listening and making the reports.

"The fires are not exist because climate isn't real!" said Tony! And he was the laugh.

"Damn you tony I will make you see!" said Al Gore!


IN THE GOREQUARTERS…

"Here Al this will drop New Zealand into the ocean and make the water put out fires" said the doctor. And he had the device which make volcanoes go. Because New Zealand has the volcanoes and is an island.

"Lets make this work then!" said Al Gore and he got to the GOreplane to go to New Zealand! But he was in plane the and then he think.

"Wait but there's lots of people and birds in new Zealand. This is not going to work." And al Gore did not know what to do.

Then the television! Come on. "This just in Tony Abbot has said that they are letting the fires because Gina Rinehart is making new mining where fires are." And Al Gore made a plan!


IN CAMBERRA…

Tony Abbot was swimming in money in red speedos and laughing. And Gina Rinehart had clive Palmer feeding her grape but then he put a hand on her and he was sucked in! Because she at through skin.

"Tony I need more money!" and she was eating the coins.

Then there was a rumble form over! And it was a plane.

"What is this it's a plane that's hover!" said Tony! and his niplles start to bleed oil

"This is not the plane, it is the GORE PLANE" and Al Gore dropped the volcano thing onto Canberra! And it fell onto Gina Rinehart and her fat absorbed the device like it quicksand.

AND THEN IT WENT AND EXPLODED!


FOUR MONTHS LATER…

"Thanks to Al Gore we have no more Tony Abbot and now Mount Gina!" and there was a mountain in Australia that made of Gina Rineharts face but was hard to climb because it kept ateing people.

-THE END-