"Hizah!" shouted the boy wonder, pointing a stick in Artemis' direction. He was dressed head to toe in traditional Hogwartz attire. "petrificus totallus!"
"Watch it scar-face," she glared. "Or I'll have Zatanna cast a real spell on you."
He blushed when she mentioned the sorceress' name, but lost all his color when she completed her threat.
"W-w-what kinda spell?" he stuttered. He has seen Zatanna in action many times, not that he was watching. He knew what she was capable of.
Artemis grinned. She leaned in towards the younger boys' ear. She whispered something and stood back up.
"His face was priceless!" she burst into laughter. "You so shoulda been there!"
The young sorceress blushed. "What did you say?"
Artemis went into the kitchen and put a bag of popcorn into the microwave. "That you'd kick him in his Expecto Potronads."
"Trust me, I so wouldn't be using my feet in that region," she blurted. Her face turned red, embarrassed at her outburst.
Artemis jaw dropped to the floor. She turned her gaze from the popping machine towards the redder-than-the-flash preteen, "Girl, you are thirteen! Try and keep it in your pants!"
Notes: Honestly, I don't know what this is. I just needed more magic in the YJ couples' universe ;)
