I decided to do another Lion King crackfic, this time a parody of the original classic song made to be about Nuka bemoaning how he's the only one suffering from all the itching termites. I'd like to dedicate this fic to my fellow friend and author, arvinsharifzadeh, for his work in many story parodies.
I own nothing. Nuka, and all his termites, is from the Lion King 2 and I do not own it or him. I don't own the cover image either.
Enjoy the story!
"Can you feel the termites tonight?
The annoying itch they bring
My fur is now in perfect itchy agony
With every inch in-between
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So many itchy termites
But how come why it's only me
The fact why all my friends live by them
Yet they are all on me
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They're hiding in my mane
But why I can't decide
Why are they so attracted to me?
Either out here or inside?
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Can you feel the termites tonight?
The killing itch they bring
Why can't I seem to get any relief
The itching now feels like stings
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Can you feel the termites tonight?
You needn't look too far
For there crawling in and all over my body
Agonizing itching is where I are."
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Whap! Next thing Nuka knew, a rock came out of nowhere towards his head and he tumbled off the rock he was on. Several angry Outsiders poked their heads out of the den.
"Quit moaning, we all have them!"
"Yeah, we just deal with them better than you!"
"Plus you don't get them if you don't stand and sing on a termite mound, dummy!"
"What," he asked, and then looked down and realized several termites were crawling on his paws off the mound and getting into his fur. "Aagh! Aagh! Termites! Get them off me! Get them off! Mother! Get them off me! Aagh, aagh! Termites! Termites!"
Hope you enjoyed this, and yes I do know that the last worse in the song he sings is grammatically incorrect, but I really tried to keep close to the original song as possible. Also I sympathize with Nuka, he was the only one in the Lion King 2 to ever suffer from them. I know from personal experience what it feels like. When I went ziplining in Costa Rica last year, at the end I realize I had several little brown things on the back of my short and I soon realized with further examination that they were termites. As soon as I stepped out of the car I swiped them all off me and took a shower immediately after. That was an experience I hope to never have again. Gross, just gross
Anyways, hope you had fun reading this. Hope you laughed. Please leave a review with some feedback, I appreciate it. Sincerely, v.t.7
