This story will feature the following COBRA members.

G.I Joe 1983 'Destro' and Zartan'

G.I Joe Renegade's 'Baroness' and 'Mindbender'

G.I Joe live action movies 'Storm Shadow'

G.I Joe Resolute 'Cobra Commander'

Now while they do come from different variations of the franchise the will be considered in the same franchise. In other words they have the skill and appearance from the shows and movies listed above and the same personalities.


After another lost battle to the Joe's Cobra Commander was having another tantrum in his office. Among the very "lucky" people who get to be present for this was Stormshadow the teams resident ninja, Destro the teams machine guy and arms supplier, Dr. Mindbender the scientist and computer geek in the group, The Baroness the one who most often had to fight the Joe's and the resident spy, and Zartan the impersonator in the group and resident Chameleon.

"DAMN IT!" Cobra Commander screamed at the top of his lungs. "Why must every plan I come up with be foiled by those Joe's!"

"No offense CC but you might want to cool it on the rage fest. Makes your blood pressure to high." Mindbender said leaning back in his rolling chair crossing his legs.

"I have to agree with Mindbender sir. Your temper as of late has been rather high." Baroness said as she walked towards Cobra Commander.

"GRR FINE!" Cobra Commander said slumping down in his throne." Well what now?"

"Well sir I was thinking of improving the weather dominator, as I fell it could be refined into a stronger weapon." Destro said as he walked forward.

"Fine." Cobra Commander said waving his hand in the shoo motion. "Next."

"Well CC I was thinking of starting up project BIO VIPER." Mindbender said as he slurped down an ICEE.

"Fine." Cobra Commander said bored.

"What is wrong Commander." Stormshadow said looking over from beside the throne Cobra Commander was sitting in.

"Nothing. Just that the Joe's are starting to infuriate me but are becoming more of a nuisance than a challenge." Cobra Commander said bored.

"So you want a challenge is that it." Baroness said walking forward.

"Yes. Think about it. For years now every time we make a new weapon or scheme we cause fear, the Joe's panic, Joe's come up with plan, they struggle, but ultimately they succeed. It's become a wash, rinse, repeat cycle for me." Cobra Commander said dully.

"But sir I thought you cared about exterminating the Joe's." Baroness said.

"What fun is it to terminate a thorn that causes you pain. YES I WANT THEM EXTERMINATED!" Cobra Commander said now up from his throne as everyone backed away.

"I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO EXTERMINATE THEM! FOR YEARS NOW WE'VE TRIED AND LOOK AT US!" Cobra Commander said throwing his arms out.

"Yea being the leader of the number one terrorist organization is SO boring." Mindbender said rolling his eye's.

"I find your sarcastic tone unamusing Mindbender!" Cobra Commander said walking towards the chair Mindbender was sitting in and knocking over with his foot causing Mindbender to fall and spill his ICEE on the floor.

"Ow. Man down." Mindbender said rubbing his head standing up.

"Remember Mindbender, I will only put up with so much." Cobra Commander said in a much calmer voice.

"Well chief what's our next move?" Zartan asked leaning against a pillar in the room.

"We mobilize all outside COBRA forces back and secure our main base. With this last failure the Joe's may seize the opportunity." Cobra Commander said holding up his hand and making a fist.

As Cobra Commander turned around to return to his throne suddenly behind everyone a large blue vortex appeared.

"WHAT IN THE-" Cobra commander began but was cut off as the vortex began sucking everything around it in.

"HOLD ON!" Destro said as he grabbed onto a pillar.

"HELP! MAN OVERBOARD!" Mindbender said as he was sucked into the portal.

"I am coming Mindbender!" Stormshadow said as he jumped into the vortex after mindbender.

"I-I'M SLIPPING!" Baroness said as she was loosing her grip on the table leg and eventually lost it completely.

However as she screamed in fear she was caught by Destro.

"Fear not my dear. You shall not fall on this day." Destro said as he held onto the Baroness and held onto the Pillar he and Zartan were sharing to hold onto.

However suddenly one of the machines in the walls was ripped out and began flying towards the pillar and the three that were sharing it. As it crashed through it all three began getting sucked in and disappeared into the vortex.

"GRR DAMN YOU! WHOEVER YOU ARE CAUSING THIS I WLL NOT BE INTIMIDATED! IF THIS IS YOU JOE'S DO YOUR WORST!" Cobra Commander declared jumping into the vortex as it closed behind him.

Cobra Commander was uncertain on how long he was in the vortex only that he could see the blue spiraling around him. Suddenly his world blackened as he hit the ground with a thud.


"Sir. Excuse me sir are you alright?" An unknown voice asked Cobra Commander as he regained his vision.

While his vision was blurry he could make out the vague shape of a child. However what got his attention was that this child was speaking Japanese. Thank god he had asked Stormshadow to educate him on reading, writing,and speaking Japanese. As his vision cleared he noticed he was on the ground and a boy no older than 15 was currently looking at him slightly panicking.

"Where am I?" Cobra Commander said causing the boy to back away in shock.

"I-In Mustafu sir." The boy told him slightly stuttering.

Upon hearing this Cobra Commander pulled himself up. His size dwarfing the boy being at least twice his size.

"Strange." Cobra Commander muttered to himself. "Tell me boy what is your name?"

"I-Izuku Midoriya sir." Izuku said straightening himself extending his hand.

Cobra Commander merely looked through his mask at the boy.

'An interesting child indeed.' Cobra Commander thought to himself.

It was at this point Cobra Commander inspected the boy further. Apart from his green hair he had no other interesting qualities. However Cobra Commander was not one to miss any detail. He could see the scars and burn marks the boy was trying to hide.

"Who hurt you." Was all Cobra Commander said looking down at the boy who walked backward in shock.

"how did you-""I know pain when I see it boy." Izuku started but was cut off.

"I-It's nothing. Kaachan just got too excited." izuku said rubbing his arm.

'Hmm interesting." Cobra Commander thought.

"Um sir may I ask you a question?" Izuku asked to which Cobra Commander nodded his head.

"Are you... are you a hero?" Izuku asked.

'HERO! He dare compare I the great COBRA COMMANDER to a HERO like those JOE's! No calm yourself commander, the last thing I need is to draw a crowd. Obviously this child doesn't know me. I'll ask.' Cobra Commander said having a mental conversation with himself.

"Why would you ask if I was a hero?" Cobra Commander asked curious as to why this child assumed he was a hero.

"Well uh... your outfit looked like a hero's. I mean you have the cape and cool design." Izuku said pointing to the Commander's outfit.

'Hmm perhaps he is unaware of who he's talking too. But I shouldn't attract attention by proclaiming to be a hero to him.' Cobra Commander thought.

"No I am not a Hero. This is just my uniform." Cobra Commander said calmly as he watched the boys face contort with confusion.

"Uniform?" Izuku asked curious as to what kind of agency had that for a uniform.

"Yes my uniform. However my work is top secret so lets both leave it at that." Cobra Commander said making up a quick lie.

"Oh uh yes sir!" Izuku said believing he was speaking to a man with a lot of authority.

'Heh fell for the top secret gag. Ah the old me would laugh at this but no.' Cobra commander said looking around. 'Perhaps this boy can be of greater use.'

"I apologize for asking this Midoriya but may I come with you to your house?" Cobra Commander asked causing Izuku to go wide eyed.

'I don't know where I am or where the other's are. If this boy doesn't know me perhaps taking a slight refuge break in his home would be a good idea.

"You men you want to come with me to my house?" Izuku said surprised at this man's request.

"Yes. As much as it pains me to say it I'm a little lost and don't know this area very well." Cobra Commander said in a mock embarrassment voice to raise his chances of success.

"Well it's really up to my mom, but I don't see the trouble of asking." Izuku said in a semi more cheerful tone.

'Good this boy will lead me to his house and let me take refuge there. Then I can learn more about where I am and try to message the other's' Cobra commander thought smirking.

"Well child lead the way." Cobra Commander said nicely as Izuku nodded and started walking with Cobra Commander back to his house.

'Hmm strange. Very strange.' Cobra Commander said as he observed the variety of people he was seeing. Some had extra limbs or had a different skin color, or had another weird quality about them.

"If you don't mind me asking child, why does everybody appear different than normal?" Cobra Commander asked careful to not say anything that would break his façade the boy sees him as.

"You mean their quirks. I know some of them are weird but their still so cool!" Izuku said as his eyes had a sparkle that wasn't there before.

'Quirks, maybe related to his earlier question on whether or not I was a Hero. Better not pry further, I'll research on my own later.' Cobra Commander said as the two continued their walk.

Much to the commanders surprise nobody recognized him even though he was a well known figure and was worldwide wanted. The commander pondered the possibilities but came up with 1 most likely answer.

'An alternate reality.' Cobra Commander realized his expression hidden behind his mask. 'That would explain these Quirks people possess.'

"If you don't mind what is your quirk?" Cobra Commander asked curious to see the extent of these powers people in this world possess.

However much to the commanders surprise the boy suddenly looked heartbroken.

"I-I don't have one." Izuku said plain and simple a tear peaking out of his eye.

'Interesting. So this child doesn't possess a power. And he appears heartbroken over it. Better not screw up my chances at having shelter here then.' Cobra Commander thought quickly extending a hand to comfort the boy on his shoulder.

Izuku appeared surprised at the gesture of kindness the man was giving him. Everyone else always insults him for not having a quirk, but this man was trying to comfort him much like his mom did. It made him happy and he started crying again.

'Tears of joy?' Cobra Commander observed as the child's expression of sadness was gone but he still cried.

"I take it you've had a rough life then." Cobra Commander said already knowing the answer.

Izuku didn't answer but merely fought back tears.

"I can relate child." Cobra Commander said retracting his hand.

'Perhaps I can use this. He appears to doubt himself because he lacks this Quirk others have.'

However as the two began walking suddenly a green slime shot out of an alleyway and grabbed them both.

"WHAT IN THE HELL!" Cobra Commander screamed furiously as the slime began enveloping him and the boy.

"Looks like I was lucky. I mean two body's to hide in JACKPOT!" The slime said revealing a mouth that was talking.

"So you believe I'll simply kneel before you and bow to your will!" Cobra Commander said as the slime tried to go underneath his mask but got a few thousand volts of electricity from its built in defense system. "Because you'll have another thing coming or I am not COBRA COMMANDER!"


"Ouch. Man I really outta cool it on the ICEE's during work hours." Mindbender said sitting up rubbing his head.

Looking around Mindbender realized he was on a makeshift cot in a warehouse. However from far away he could see the aint glow of a screen.

"Eh why not." Mindbender said getting up and walking over to it.

As he walked over to the screen he was captivated by what he saw. Currently o a live report was a giant sludge monster going crazy at some part of Japan. What's more t appeared that a few individuals trying to fight it had superpower's.

"Now this is something I can dig." Mindbender said reaching into his lab coat for his laptop but couldn't find it.

"Wha. Coulda sworn it was there." Mindbender said aggravated and started patting himself down.

Suddenly a figure dropped down from one f the lower rafter to the ground, but it remained concealed by the darkness. Mindbender however knew who it was after years of working with him.

"Come on SS cool it with the 'Super Edgy Ninja' entrance." Mindbender said turning around as Stormshadow stepped into the minuscule light that illuminated the area.

"Mindbender I see your awake." Stormshadow said reaching into a bag that he was holding and pulling out another laptop.

"Sweet. Where'd ya get it ninja man." Mindbender said immediately lunging for the laptop.

"It was easy to get in and out a electronics store without being seen." Stormsadow said setting the bag down and walking behind Mindbender who had begun setting the laptop up and going through the web.

"So any idea where we are?" Mindbender asked opening up a few articles.

"If I had to guess we are in an alternate reality and in Japan." Stormshadow said.

"Neat." mindbender said as he was scanning through articles relating to Quirks.

Mindbender was immediately captivated by these powers people possessed. These powers that could literally let people do anything.

"Let's see mutation , transformation, and emitter." Mindbender said reading about 3 detailed articles each on the different types of quirks.

"So Mindbender what is the extent of these powers the people in this world posses?" Stormshadow asked inspecting his blades.

"Well theoretically as the old saying goes but applies here anything really is possible." Mindbender said researching more and subcounciously reached next to him for a drink but found non.

"In the bag." Stormshadow said as Mindbender reached into the bag and found a soda bottle.

"This'll do. Thanks Ninja man." Mindbender said opening the beverage and setting it next to him.

"Well look at that." Mindbender said surprised at the article he just opened.

"What is it." Stormshadow said as he walked over and effortlessly dropped into a sitting position beside Mindbender.

"Well remember how I said anybody could do anything." Mindbender asked to which Stormshadow nodded. "Well according to this article peope should unlock these power's at age 4, or otherwise their denounced Quirkless."

"You mean born without power." Stormshadow said peering over.

"Yea. But according to this those that don't have powers are basically considered the plague." Mindbender said snickering as he looked at all the abuse reports of Quirkless people.

"Being born without power does not mean one is powerless Mindbender, You and I both know this." Stormshadow said as he had gotten up a second ago and was again inspecting his blade when he sliced at thin air spooking Mindbender.

"Woah. Cool it with the mysticism will you. I'm trying to work here." Mindbender said pointing with all five fingers on both hands at the laptop.

"Apologies. The fly was bugging me." Stormshadow said slicing his blade cleaning the fly guts off it and sheathing it.

After a minute of silence between the both of them being broken only by the tv that was still on and the rapid clicking and typing of Mindbender's mousepad and keyboard, Mindbender spoke up.

"So any idea where the others are, or are we the lucky ones who get stuck here?" Mindbender asked referring to the rest of the usual COBRA team.

"I am afraid not. However knowing the others they will find a way." Stormshadow said sitting in a meditational pose.

"Yea. Well lets just hope CC doesn't have a temper tantrum in public, might draw the wrong kind of crowd." Mindbender said chuckling as he took a swig of his drink and wen't back to research while at the same time downloading a bunch of software on the laptop.


The Baroness didn't know where she was. Her eyes were still closed but she could tell she was on top of someone. The continued breathing in their chest was evidence enough of that. As she went to rub her eyes she momentarily forgot about her COBRA TECH glasses. That however was a mild inconvenience to her at best as she just used two fingers to get under the lenses. However as she opened her eyes she came face to face with Destro's metal mask.

"AAAAAAA!" Baroness screamed in surprise and shock at being on top of her crush and jumped off of him.

"Ow my head." Destro said waking up rubbing his head, or rather rubbing his full head helmet.

"Would you two please be quiet and let a man sleep." Zartan said sitting down leaning against a wall.

"Would you be quiet Zartan." Destro said standing up and looking around.

"Where are we?" Destro asked himself.

Looking around he could see they were in an alleyway. What's more they appeared to be at a one way one as they were at a dead end. Off to the open side Destro could see the faint glow of Neon signs and if he strained himself he could hear the people talking. However what got his attention was the various flyers and papers scattered about the alleyway. They were all Japanese.

"Strange. very strange indeed." Destro muttered to himself as he grabbed a newspaper of the ground.

"What is it Destro darling?" Baroness asked as she peered over his shoulder.

"Well it's no surprise that we're in Japan." Destro said as he looked through the newspaper. "It's what this is saying that concerns me."

"What's so important that it has the great Destro at a loss?" Zartan mocked as he got up and joined the duo.

"Well according to this it says that Hero's have defeated another villain." Destro said obviously at a loss.

"Hero's. You mean the Joe's?" Baroness asked confused as well.

"As logical as that would seem no. These Hero's seem like the one's you would see in a comic book." Destro said showing the other two the picture of the new hero .

"Yuck. I find her attire absolutely repulsive." Baroness said disgusted at the outfit the hero was wearing.

"I have to agree. To skintight for my taste." Zartan said

"So what does it mean darling?" Baroness asked both confused and intrigued by the situation.

"Well going off of this and the gateway that brought us here I can make 2 assumptions." Destro said getting the other two's attention.

"One being that we've been sent to Japan and this is just a hoax." Destro said motioning the newspaper.

"And the other?" Zartan said looking at Destro.

"We are in another dimension entirely." destroy said as the other two looked surprised at that revelation.

"If that's true then the Joe's-" "-Don't exist!" Baroness began as Zartan finished smirking.

"Correct. Now the most likely possibility is the latter however we should be careful as to not draw attention." Destro said as he looked at the opening.

"Well darling what do you suggest we do now?" Baroness said looking at the exitway as well.

"First off we know Mindbender and Stormshadow should be somewhere near here as well considering they too fell in." Destro said rubbing his chin. "However Cobra Commander is another story."

"I say screw him. What good as he done us anyway?" Zartan said obviously irritated that they would undoubtedly end up searching for the Commander.

"He has proven successful at some times. However more than that there is strength in numbers and while we may now the language we do not know the people.' Destro said as he began walking towards the exit.

"So we go and find the other three and see whether or not we can get back to our world." Baroness said as she followed Destro.

Zartan let out a grunt of annoyance as he followed them. However when he exited the shadows and entered the sunlight his skin turned blue.

"Damn! I hat sunlight." Zartan said annoyed.

"Well suck it up will you. Its getting no closer to being home by listening to you whine.

"Fine!" Zartan said annoyed.

"Quiet both of you." Destro said as he stopped and began observing the people that were passing by the exit.

As the other two looked at what Destro was looking at they saw what he meant. There wear a few people that looked normal, but just as many that had insect heads, or more arms, or different color skin like Zartan's.

"What are they?" baroness wondered out loud as she looked at them all.

"An easier crowd to blend in with." Destro said as he started walking out of the alley.

"Wait Destro darling won't they recognize us?" baroness asked obviously concerned about attracting the wrong kind of attention.

"I don't believe so. If what metal mouth said is true and there are no Joe's its safe to assume there's no cobra in this world either." Zartan said as he followed Destro out.

"I hope you both are right." Baroness said as she followed them out.

"So what's first on the agenda?" Zartan asked as he looked around at the area.

"We find a suitable shelter and then locate the others." Destro said.

"I don't think locating one of them will be a problem!" Baroness said as a device on her waist started beeping.

"What is it?" destroy asked as the two stopped to look at it.

"It's Cobra Commander! His mask's defense system just activated!" Baroness said frantically.

"Does the tracking function still work?" Destro asked to which Baroness nodded.

"Then onward." Destro said grabbing the device leading the way as all three ran.

'Why did I sign up for this job?' Zartan thought as it appeared they were now on another quest to save the commander.


A.N so what did everybody think. I tried to get the characters down good and think I did ok. I also tried to make it where they have no idea where they are and have to learn the world all over again. So anyway please review and see ya'll next chapter.