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Chapter 1:

Foaly was depressed. A week ago, he would have called up Arty and

talked to him, but he is now mind wiped. So instead, he looked around

the OP booth for something to do. His eyes passed over fiber optics, a

nuclear battery, a small blue cube, a dismembered Koboi double dex.

Wait! The cube! It was Fowl's C-Cube. Making sure no one was

watching him, he quickly hacked into the cube, coded it to his voice,

and set the language. He then opened the cube, and quickly was

looking through the Commander's computer.

"Yes!" he exclaimed.

Root's computer had nothing interesting, so Foaly tried Artemis Fowl's

instead. He quickly found the diary, and started reading. He didn't get

far before he stopped.

"D'arvit!" he cried.

He galloped into the commander's office, where Root was bellowing

something at Grub Kelp.

"ONE MORE COMPLAINT OUT OF YOUR GRUBBY MOUTH, AND YOU'LL

BE OUT OF RECON FOREVER!"

"Sorry sir," came the timid reply.

"NOW GET OUT OF HERE!'

"Yes sir." Said grub frantically, and he scurried out of the office.

"Julius, we have a problem."

"Don't call me Julius Foaly, and what is the problem?"

"When Captain Short mesmerized Fowl before the mind wipes, Fowl

wasn't really mesmerized. He was wearing mirrored contacts."

AN: What do you think? Sorry It was so short, the chapters will get longer, I promise.