TOY STORY 4 IS COMING... I DON't WANT IT TO COME. NO NO NO. IT WAS A PERFECT TRILOGY GOSH DARNIT! Anyways, I wanted to say that this story wont correlate to TT4, but it will take on the concept of a human universe, but one more like a universe in which Buzz lightyear of starcommand and the wild west earth exist together. Now, this will be a Buzz x fem!woody Oneshot. I don't like jessie as Buzz's partner. There is no deeper love there other than the crappy love at first sight jizz. Ugh! I'm sick of it! Buzz x Woody relationship is much more developed and I dunno, I just thought of this and I thought hey, why not write it.

Also I have nothing against just normal Buzz x Woody without the genderbending, but I had a few more ideas with this that I wanted to go along with, but I dunno. For now it will remain a oneshot, unless more people want to see where this goes... Reviews are greatly appreciated.

"...And here's the original planet in which most humans originated from, Earth. Take a good look at it cadets, might be the last time you see it.", a star command ranger said as he gestured around him, arms wide and extended while all the trainees looked around in slight awe, but mostly surprise.

The place was barren, just dirt and a few plants in the desert they were in. It was dry, hot and deserted. No people around anywhere it seemed.

The ranger raised a brow as he flipped up his comn in order to contact XR to bring the craft over to leave the desolate planet. The planet was honestly a waste of time if you asked him, it was devoid of any technology or lifeforms that greatly benefited the universe, earth was often viewed as more of an afterthought in star command, a forgotten little planet.

Some didn't even think it was real.

The ranger scowled as the blazing sun started to give him a headache, he wanted off it now. And he would have contacted sooner, if he wasn't interrupted by one of the cadets speaking up.

"Why?" a young cadet said, by the name of Buzz Lightyear.

A new recruit who had just entered the academy a few years back. A young one at that. Couldn't have been more than 13 years old.

The senior ranger groaned, this kid always wanted to know the ins and outs, a teacher's pet. He couldn't just leave it as a 'sir, yes sir!' Why was he assigned to do this again?

"Lightyear, it's a mudball, there's not much here resource or commerce wise", the instructor said not even turning to address his 'student'. "The only reason it's in the curriculum of planets you need to know, is because of the history here, and maybe just an outpost to recover and maybe do some repairs in case you're out this part of the galaxy and need to make an emergency landing."

Buzz nodded all throughout, taking notes in his scouter, he needed to be prepared for when he becomes a space ranger. He needs to know this information and asking it now would definitely help in expanding on his already vast knowledge.

But he wouldn't need this tidbit of information, he thought, there is no way i'm coming back to earth. There would be no reason to if he prepared his ship and crew enough to not need repairs and recovery. They would always be in tip-top shape!

As he finished, Buzz beamed, he would definitely ace being a ranger. The best ranger there ever was!

A noise suddenly drew his attention, as well as everyone else's.

He turned to look only to be met with the sight of large animals trotting past them, horses he deemed. There were also men mounted on the horses all dressed in western clothing.

They must be cowboys, Buzz determined, crossing his arms as he saw all of them turn their way, though not directly address them.

They passed by quickly, speeding up their horses for a bit, almost as if to impress the rangers with their skills at taming their beasts. Not as impressive as driving a ship though, Buzz thought, scoffing a bit as he raised a brow. Suddenly a brown hat flew off one of the cowboy's head, landing on the ground just a few meters away from Buzz.

The man turned for a second on his horse, tugging on the reeds to slow it down, "Woody darlin', get that for papa would ya?"

"Sure, Papa i'll get it!", said a child's voice.

Buzz was immediately curious, there was a kid in that group of riders?

This he wanted to see, but apparently he wasn't the only one curious. All the other cadets were trying to get a look at the young cowboy in the crowd. Buzz got engulfed in the middle of the group, scowling as he was elbowed a few times. Buzz began to shove his way through the mob of cadets, he wanted to see the kid too! As soon as Buzz was able to step out from the middle of the crowd, he realized he was wrong.

It wasn't a cowboy, but a cowgirl. Curly chestnut hair, yellow flannel dress and cowhide sweater, and the deepest brown eyes in all the cosmos. Buzz's blue eyes widened a fraction as he realized she was running right up to him. To him!

Buzz realized why just a second after as he realized that the hat was right next to him. He quickly snatched the hat off the ground, dusting it off, looking up as he saw the girl run up to him a cute smile on her face.

"Howdy!", she greeted as she waved her tiny hand at the group of cadets, oblivious to the male cadets seeming slightly dazed by her, and some even openly gawking at her. She turned back to Buzz. "Hi there, you have my papa's hat can I have it back, please?" She said as she pointed at the hat in Buzz's hands.

Buzz, snapped into attention right there and then ,when he realized she was talking to him. "Oh, of course ma'am", he said carefully handing the hat over into the gentle hands of the girl.

"Thank you, um…", The girl said as she extended her hand for him to shake.

"Buzz, Buzz lightyear of star command", Buzz said as he took the girls hand shaking it firmly. "And your name?"

"Wendy "Woody" Pride, but most people call me woody", Woody said smiling at the older boy. "Anyways I gotta go now, see you around partner." She then turned and ran back to her father carrying the hat with her. The last thing Buzz saw was her being swiftly hoisted her onto the horse by her father, before they rode off.

Buzz was left to watch the girl disappear into the distance. Woody huh? He quietly and subtly opened his comm notes, and in careful writing, wrote her name. Sure it wasn't notes of coordinates, planets, or locations, but he felt like it was necessary to jot the tidbit down. Who knows, it may come in handy one day if he ever comes back here again.

He turned his head up when he hear the bus shuttle descend, XR waiting at the door to pick them up. The robot looked over to the kids, greeting them and the ranger as they stepped into the vehicle. Buzz waved at XR in greetings, "Hey XR, how was the stay in the shuttle?"

"Oh fine", the mechanical ranger responded with a smile. "You know, not too much dirt or sun, no critters here or there, a few tumbleweeds, but eh whaddya gonna do. What about the field trip, was it as boring as you said it was going to be?"

"Well, not entirely", Buzz said as he took a seat absentmindedly running a hand over his comn. "I mean, it's interesting enough to keep this place in mind." The conversation drew on, but Buzz's thought took a U-turn back to Woody. Buzz softly smiled mid sentence. He was definitely going to use that note one day.\

Please review if you want this oneshot to be expanded on. I will be glad to do it if more people want me to continue.