I was walking down road and this old creepy guy came up to me and said, " ey b0y u want da piza? " and then I was like "what da heck is dis, is madness!1!1" and then he said "no b0i dis gun b gud jus habe sum piza" and then i grabbed my inkbrush and STABBED HIM IN THE BUTT AND SPLATTED HIM WITH MY SPLATTERSHOT JR AND LICKED HIS EARS WITH MY GIANT SNAKE TONGUE AND DESTROYED HIS BUM!1!
The end.
