Yoruko: Hello everyone! Welcome to my first fanfic! Don't bother flaming, I won't care and the flames will only be used to heat up my oven. Or torture characters I don't like.
Ryoma: You're a weird one, aren't you?
Yorukol: Yup. :-)
Momo: You… don't care?
Yoruko: No. Should I?
Momo: Jeez. Like Echizen and Fuji.
Yoruko & Shusuke: (smiling and pleasant-sounding) Did you say something, Momo-san?
Momo:Uh… No!
Shusuke: That's what I thought. Yoruko-chan doesn't own Prince of Tennis, Inuyasha, or anything else you recognize.
Yoruko: Thank you, Shusuke-kun.
Shusuke: No problem, Yoruko.
Rating: PG13 for occasional violence or language
Warning: occasional violence, some bad language, fem!Ryoma, some yaoi/BoyxBoy pairings, slight AU, Inuyasha bashing, Atobe bashing
A New Player Arrives
It was an the first day of the new school year at Seigaku High School and the first day of high school for Ryoma Echizen, former freshman regular of Seigaku Jr. High. Now that she's in high school and already signed up for the boy's tennis team, she's already set to once again become Seigaku's freshman regular. Ryoma is under the impression that she'll have unwanted attention to ignore once again for being the only girl on the tennis team even though there isn't a rule stating that girls are forbidden from joining the boy's tennis team. But she doesn't care- because she's used to it. Besides, there's the amusment of people's reactions when they find out that she's not a boy- she's just a girl that doesn't like skirts and refuses to wear the girl's uniform. She knows that there are still people too stupid or oblivious to realize that. The look on Ryuuzaki-chan's friend's face was priceless. Ryoma just wonders how Monkey King will react when he finally finds out.
'Mada mada dane, Monkey King. Hm. I wonder if I've got time to get a fanta before class.'
"Ochibi!" shouted a familiar male voice.
'Never mind… Well, here comes Eiji.' "Ohayo, Eiji-sempai." Said Ryoma as Eiji latched onto her for the morning dosage glomp-attack.
"You're finally here, Ochibi!" said Eiji, "I missed you, you know! How are you liking high school?" asked Eiji.
"I… missed you too, Eiji-sempai. And how can I know if I like high school if the first day of it hasn't even started?" Ryoma answered.
"Right." Eiji said.
"By the way, Eiji-sempai… can you please let go of my now?" asked Ryoma. Truth be told, Ryoma didn't mind Eiji's hugs that much… She just didn't like anyone else seeing.
"No way! And how many times do I have to tell you to drop the 'sempai', Ochibi?!" replied Eiji.
"I'll stop calling you 'sempai' when you stop calling me 'Ochibi'. Now can you please let go of me now, Eiji-sempai?" Ryoma countered.
"Nope! Not until you say it!" Eiji said. Ryoma just groaned.
"My, my. What's going on here?" said a voice, "Eiji, are you bothering Ryoma again?"
"Fujiko!" said Eiji, "And it's not my fault! Ochibi won't stop calling me 'sempai'!" The rest of the regulars had arrived to by this point, but were just watching- Momo holding back Oishi, who was going to make Eiji let Ryoma go.
"Shusuke-san, what's going on? I thought you were going to show me around?" said a feminine voice.
'It can't be!' thought Ryoma, 'But that voice… it's got to be-' Ryoma turned her head. Sure enough, there she was- "Nee-chan?"
"Ryo-chan! It's you! The way Ryoga-kun talks about you, I'd expect you to still be a little kid, but you're obviously far from it."
"Wha!" said most of the regulars in unison. In the surprise, Eiji accidentally let Ryoma go. He didn't notice. Ryoma, however, did. She went over to the girl who Shusuke was apparently showing around.
"Ryoma, do you know this chick?" asked Momo.
"She's Nii-chan's girlfriend." Said Ryoma.
"What?!" said.
"Ii data." (those I need to tell who this is either don't read or watch Prince of Tennis or are idiots)
End of Chapter
Eiji: Why'd you make it a cliffhanger, Yoruko?!
Yoruko: Because I wanted to.
Eiji: Mou. That's not what I meant!
Momo: Who's the girl?
Yoruko: If you don't know and can't guess… then too bad. You'll just have to wait until next chapter.
Momo: Come on! At least give me a hint!
Kaidou: If you knew anything about what the story's about, baka, you'd know.
Momo: What'd you call me Mamushi?!
Kaidou: I said 'baka'. Are you hard of hearing now too?
Yoruko: Well, before they end up in a fist fight, I'll wrap this up. Ja ne!
Next time on The Female Regulars: Who's that girl? How does Ryoma know her? And what's this? Does Ryoma have someone that she likes? Find out all this and more in the next chapter of The Female Regulars!
Yoruko: by the way, I need you to vote on whether Momo should end up with Kaidou or Kamio- or if you prefer, I could write a threesome. ;-)
