hagakure buys shampoo

ONE DAY HAGAKURE WAS FEELING AS IF HIS HAIR STINKS, "maybe if i made my hair better my fortunes would go up to FIFTY PERCENT!" think hagakure

he knock naegis room

"who is it" say naegi

"its me hagakure" say hagakure in his voice

"why are you here" ask naegi

"i need help let me in" say hagakure

"okay" said naegi. he opened the door

"naegichi man you gotta help me!"

"what is it hagakure?"

"i need...to buy...shampoo,,," say hagakure in a very worried voice

"you mean you just realized that?" ask naegi

"yeah like! maybe if my hair is clean i'll get better fortunes?"

"hagakure. you dont need to clean your hair for better fortune you need to clean it for everything" say an angryish naegi

"? oh?" say hagakure

naegi sigh at the helpless, clueless hagakure. "okay ill help" they go to the nearest department store and naegi get a shampoo

"ok hagakure we are buying THIS shampoo" say naegi, showing him THAT shampoo

"no naegichi i wanna buy THIS shampoo" hagakure shows naegi THAT bottle. but it is not shampoo, it is, in fact, pink hair dye.

"wtf no hagakure thats hair dye" say naegi, annoyed.

"hair die?"

"no hagakure its hair DYE. it will color your hair, pink" say naegi

"so its hair dye shampoo?" ask hagakure

"no hagakure its for coloring your hair not for cleaning your hair" say naegi

"how do you know,,have you ever used this hair die before?" ask hagakure

"no but-" say naegi but get inturrupted

"MY fortunes say that this is the PERFECT hair product for me, naegi-chi" say hagakure "i WILL buy this, that also says in my fortune"

"but HAGAKURE we are here to buy SHAMPOO" scream naegi

"its the same thing right its an HAIR product" scream back hagakure

a nervous voice say from behind, "um, please try to stay quiet" say the shopkeeper (chihiro fujisuki)

"oh sorry" say naegi "ok this is enough" naegi, becoming anger, take hair dye from from hagakures hand and SLAM it into the counter

"WE ARE BUYING THIS" say he, "AND THIS". naegi then slams the shampoo from his hand on the counter

"o-o-okayy" say scared chirio bird flower kawaii fujisaki

they then leave wih both amazing hair products

-later that day-

-extreme knocking on naegis door-

"uGHHHHHhgggg what is it NOW hagakure" say angry naegi as he open door

"NAEGICHI MY HAIR IS PINK WTF" say hagakure. stressed

"thats what ive been trying to tell you hagakure you buyed hair dye not shampoo and you didnt use the shampoo i gave you either" say naegi

"?WTF WILL MY HAIR DIE NOW?" say hagakure

"yes it will" say naegi as he shut the door, rudely, with force.

"poo poo, im going back to sleep". he tucks himself in bed and falls asleep.

next morning they use hagakure as a flower decoration for the cafeteria room

the end