OHSHC Meets Neko
I do not own OHSHC. This is just for enjoyment.
Chapter 1
Another move, another school, thought Neko as she walked up to the front doors of the pink school. Her short blue hair styled in a side sweep over her right eye lightly moved as the wind touched her face, her blue male's uniform fitted to her small stature. As she opened the door, she jumped to the side as the stampede of girls ran to greet the six boys that had just stepped out of the limo. Sighing, she made her way to the office to receive her schedule. The secretary looked up when she entered and handed her the schedule without a word.
Class 1A, interesting. Opening the door to the classroom, she entered to total pandemonium. No one would listen to the teacher, all the girls crowded around the three guys by the back right wall (two twins and a brunette), and paper airplanes were being thrown around. With another sigh she brought her fingers to her lips and let out a piercing whistle.
As soon as she stopped, the class was looking at her. "Is this any way to perform in a classroom? Well, IS IT!" she roared. With a glare she pointed to the guys throwing the planes, who immediately grabbed the planes and straightened in their desks. Looking over at the girls, her glare softened as she spoke.
"Ladies, I understand the importance of making friends, but you should wait until after class to do so." As soon as the girls were all seated, Neko spoke up. "My name is Aonoh Neko. It is an honor to be accepted into your school this late into the year. I originally come from England, so my accent may come through when I speak."
"You may sit… next to Hitachi Kaoru. Please raise your arm." The teacher said. As she passed his desk to get to her seat, he whispered "Thank you." She sat down next to one of the twins from the three students that were flocked with girls earlier.
After classes were let out, Neko wandered the halls to familiarize herself with the layout of the school. As she climbed the stairs she quietly sang an old rhyme from her primary school.
"Remember, remember, the Fifth of November,
Gunpowder, Treason, and Plot.
I can see no reason,
Why gunpowder, treason,
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barr-"
She was interrupted by a small blonde mass that bowled her over. Instinctively grabbing the mass as she tumbled down the three steps, rolling with the fall, she stopped the mass, which turned out to be a small boy when she looked, from hitting their head on the landing.
"Are you alright? Why were you running?" she asked him. He looked up at her and whispered "We're playing hide and seek on the third floor, and I was trying to hide. Did I hurt you?! I'm so sorry! I-"
Neko put her hand on his mouth and whispered "You need to hide, right? Follow me and I can get you to the perfect hiding place."
Standing up, she picked him up and walked along the shadowy parts of the hallways and stairs until she found the third music room. Opening the door quietly, she saw another blonde counting down from six. Zooming into the adjourning room, she placed him behind the costumes in the back. With a finger on her lips, she walked back out, watching as the blond ran out the room, yelling that he was coming to find them. Sliding onto one of the couches, she took out her homework and started the math portion.
"Huh, this is so easy. I think I'll do the English work, err the language arts work." With a yawn, she started to write before drifting off to sleep, the two redheaded twins behind the couch unknown to her.
"We need to find Hani!"
"What about this guy? He might know, let's wake him up and ask."
Sitting up, Neko opened her eyes and said "No need, I'm up. Sorry for falling asleep on your couch. I just can't seem to stay awake when doing English. Who're you looking for?" She looked at the six guy's in front of her, the blond from before, a feminine brunet, a tall silent black haired guy, the twin red heads, and a black haired guy wearing glasses.
"Have you seen Hani? He's a short blond, usually holding a pink rabbit." The glasses guy said with a small fake smile on his face.
"Oh yeah. I helped him hide. C'mere." She said as she walked to the separate room. Looking in, she pulled back the clothes to find the blond asleep with a pink rabbit as his pillow. Reaching forwards to wake him up, she was stopped by the tall silent one, who shook his head. Looking back, she was surprised to see the twins and taller blond looking at the closet in fear.
"If you wake Hani up from his nap, he'll kill you!" they whispered. With a scoff, Neko shook off the tall ones hand and carefully shook Hani while she said:
"Rise and shine little one, Mother Earth wants you to see the beautiful picture she has painted for you."
Instead of the glare they were all expecting her to receive, they saw Hani rub the sleep from his eyes and look up at her.
"What, Is it over? Did I win?" he asked.
"You won, babushka, you had your friends worried." With a smile, she turned to the others and introduced herself. "My name is Neko. Pleasure to meet you."
"My name is Ootori Kyoya, The blond is Suoh Tamaki, the twins are Hitachii Kaoru and Hikaru, the tall silent one is Morinozuka Takashi, and the brunette is Fujioka Haruhi. We are a part of the Ouran High Host Club. You are lucky we didn't have customers today. I doubt they would have taken kindly to someone sleeping in the Club Room." Glasses said, that same fake smile on his face.
"Uh huh. What time is it?" Neko asked.
"It is currently 4:28 in the afternoon." He responded.
"Thanks. I need to get going, my job won't work itself." And with a wave she walked to the door, only to be stopped by "Students are not allowed to have paying jobs." Curtesy of Kyoya.
Shoving a small note in his face, she walked out. The note was a signed document stating that Headmaster Suoh has given her permission to hold a paying job as long as she kept her grades at a minimum of a B level student.
Walking into the back room of the coffee shop, Neko changed into a dark blue maid outfit, and a long blonde wig. Adding a small amount of eyeliner, mascara, rouge, greenish-blue eye shadow, and red lipstick, she walked out and grabbed a tray.
"Hey Miki, We need you to get table three's drinks! Two large caramel lattes and a small pumpkin spice, and don't let Nikki mess up the oven again!" her boss Rhys called. Rhys was 6 foot 1 with messy light brown hair and blue eyes. Nikki was a small mousy girl with blackish red hair in two constant braids, her eyes were a gold color that were hidden behind thick round glasses. She was afraid of her own shadow, causing her to burn the items in the oven when she was rushed.
Walking into the kitchen she found Nikki washing the dishes while the three drinks were on the window counter. Her hands were red and she kept stopping to scratch them.
"Nikki! I told you not to do the washing up! You're allergic to the soap! C'mere." Neko shouted, grabbing Nikki by the hand and proceeded to dry them off and wrap them in a couple of thin bandages. Once done, she put some fingerless black gloves that matched her outfit over them to cover the wrappings.
"I'll tell Rhys that I'm taking you home after work. No more dishes."
"But they were stacking up, and Usagi said she wouldn't do them, and I couldn't let you do them all again! You almost fell asleep on the way home, you stayed so late!" Nikki exclaimed. Grabbing the drinks, Neko winked and walked out to deliver the drinks. Setting the drinks down, she bowed to the three guys sitting there and turned when she felt a sense of dread.
Scurrying up to Rhys, she said "Trouble" just as a tall man, about 6 foot 5 with messy black hair entered. His features were almost identical to Rhys, except for his eyes which were a rich Mahogany color. Looking around, he spotted Rhys and marched over.
"Hello brother, who's the new girl?" He said.
"Hello Diageo, This is Miki, whom is off-limits. Where's Rina?" Rhys asked with a sigh.
Diageo turned red at the mention of his old girlfriend. "That cheating bint left me for some rich old guy. Don't mention her again."
Leaning close to Rhys's ear, he whispered "Some guys are going to try to jump you for the deed to your café. Try to use Monroe Street." Turning to Neko he said "Could I have a large black coffee? Thanks."
With a nod, she went into the back to prepare it. Walking back there, she saw Usagi emerge from Rhys's office with a bag. Quietly, Neko followed after her, only stopping to grab some rope. She tied Usagi with the rope from the coffee crates.
"What's in the bag? Let's see, clothes, some scones; you could have just asked; and… aha! The deeds to the café. Rhys! I need you for a moment!" Neko called, all the while Usagi glared at her. As Rhys entered the kitchen, he paused at the sight of Usagi tied up, and the papers in Neko's hands. With a sorrowful expression on her face, Usagi wailed.
"Look what Miki was stealing! I- I only was trying to stop her, and now she's tied me up and is trying to blame me! Help me Rhys!"
With a look from Neko, he grabbed his phone and called the police. "Hello, I'd like to report an attempted theft. Yes, Rhys Café on… yes, one of the waitresses. Virden Usagi. Thank you." He hung up the phone before turning to face Usagi. "I do not appreciate being lied to. I'll deal with you later. Thanks for stopping her Miki, take the rest of the day off. Anzu will take your shift."
"Oh, that reminds me. I'm taking Nikki home with me, she had an allergic reaction to the soap again."
A/N: Blond= guy, Blonde= girl same as Brunet= guy and Brunette= girl. Also, I may not type this every day, so the story may not flow as well as it could. Schooling takes time, and I have a reason why she goes by 2 different names but I won't tell you yet. Neko will not be pared with a guy, the host club all think she's a guy, and she thinks Haruhi is a guy. She will join the Host club, but she will only join as a part time employee. If you do not like same-sex couples in stories, don't read this Fanfic. Thank you.
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