Hey, sorry if it's not very good! first story! basically vince and howard learn the truth about some of their biggest fans! I do not own the boosh! all though we can dream!


Nabootique, about midday.

Vince was bored. You can only read one article about shoe so many times. So he occupied his time by doodling on the face of his cheekbone magazine. Howard on the other hand was having a great time sorting out his new jazz records into a display at the front of the shop in hope that one day maybe just at least one of those records will be sold.

Howard stepped away from his collection.

"Now that Vince, that is one magical display. Yes sir, all of the displays in this shop cannot add up to the sheer be-bop of this!"

Howard stepped away from the display to gain a better view. Tears started to well up in his eyes.

"I think I may need a minute," he whispered over his shoulder to Vince. "One can only hold in such emotions for so long!"

It was only then that Vince looked up. Of course he wasn't surprised to see Howard in such a state but when he was like this, Vince just couldn't stop himself from having a little fun.

"Wow Howard, you've really gone all out this time, haven't you! What I would give just to be able to make a display like that!"

Howard turned to face Vince.

"Why thank you Vince that is such a nice thing to say."

"Yeah I truly love how day after day you try to make this place look smart but it all fails when everything but you records are sold! Shame you don't like proper music"

Howard peered right into Vince's marvellous blue eyes.

"You sir have crossed the line! That line was put there to keep tit boxes like you behind it! And now you have gone fervour then is respected."

Howard stormed off upstairs leaving Vince feeling flustered.

Howard had never reacted like that before! He must have just been very touchy. "Probably on his man period" Vince thought to himself allowing a little smirk to form around his lips.

At that point Howard came back down the stairs holding a small shining silver box. Vince jumped to his feet.

"Howard, put that down! You do realise I was only joking, right?"

The box opened to reveal something that looked like a massive condom.

"I was thinking on having a clean out! You know start by getting rid of the useless shit that nobody needs!"

Howard's eyes were wide with madness! Yes Howard with wide eyes!

Vince rushed forward and grabbed the box from Howard but it was too late, he had shoved the contents into his jacket pocket and made a dash for the door.

"Howard, don't do this to me!" Vince called pathetically towards the now open door

"Shit HOWARD!" He called before chasing after him.

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So there you have it a first chapter! Woohoo! Reviews would be nice!:D