AN: So, rough draft of part one to 'The Mafia Takes Madison" which is basically where I treat you all to a few days in lovely Madison Wisconsin... I'm no where near as good as Erin and Clare (however I do believe myself more realistic and far less scarring -heart- you Clare)
The Mafia Takes Madison
Chapter One
The Black Hawk coach bus slowly rolled to a stop on Madison's State street parking along the left side curb before a trendy looking shop called Atticus, that looked like it would attract a lot of extremely tanned women who were trying to appear younger then they actually were. To the right of the bus was the State Building in all it's shining white hugeness, it's lawn teeming with students on field trips with their elementary social studies classes, and a few college kids reading or relaxing away their down time. The doors to the bus opened with the sound of whooshing air and from the vehicle came a rather loud shout which raised heads and eyebrows in the general direction of the bus.
"MOVE IT ALL OF YOU BETCHES I GOTTA PEE SO MUCH IT'D RIVAL AUSTIN POWERS!" screeched a voice as a group of extremely attractive young people clambered out onto the street. The individual with the volume and requirement for the facilities continued. "And I'm SO not using that dinky little thing on the bus after what the bus driver did in there." The portly fellow in the Packers baseball hat blushed as the last of the group filed out of the bus, and he closed the doors before driving to find a permit able parking space.
"Lenni, would you please quite down?" asked Kari, the last person to get off the bus. "There's a bathroom you can use right on the corner in that deli." She'd no sooner then pointed to the red building shaped to the curve of the street with signs advertising Leininkugals and a variety of deep fried foods and Lenni was off like a bullet. She was followed by several other Purple Mafia members with full bladders who had skirted the lavatory on the recently departed Black Hawk. Kitty and Erin had taken out their cameras and were snapping pictures of the capital building.
"Is it true that they had to make the gold statue on top shorter so that the building's official height wasn't taller then the white house?" asked Kitty turning her camera and stepping back, then to the right as to attain a different perspective.
"Uh... sure... I guess..." Kari trailed off. Beth was the first one back from the potty break. She'd once said that somebody told her she 'peed like a man', time frame wise though, not method wise. When she saw the cameras were out she began to rummage through her bag.
"Picture time!" she said, and then began to scrunch herself in between Seth and Ari. "Smile luvz!" She then made a peace sign and the camera clicked. The digital screen showed the three of their faces fully in the frame, along with Kitty's jacket, which had somehow ended up in Seth's possession.
"I wish Lenni and Bekki would hurry up!" Clare said. "We totally need a TS4 picture!"
"Actually we need a total group picture also," Erin corrected the group's personal Shippy Queen. She then snapped a random photo of Clare who was beginning to speak again. The flash robbed Clare of her words and Erin snickered at the seemingly slack jawed image on the review screen. "I'm so tagging that on Facebook." Ari leaned over to look at it and laughed.
"Make a flair out of it," suggested Seth, remembering the uber strange SethXAubrey and ErinxKitty fic Clare had written.
"Will do," Erin said with an eyebrow wiggle and a mischievous grin, causing Clare to grimace.
"Delete it! ...NOWZORZ!" Clare said, stamping her foot as Erin held her camera out of reach.
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought only girls on TV did that," Kat giggled, quoting Jacob Black. There was a few laughs and come collective eyerolls.
"You whores just gonna stand around?" came Bekki's voice, causing everyone to turn and see the rest of the crew coming together. Lenni put her hands in front of her face when she saw the cameras and Helen walked beside her, holding a purple sweater.
"Lenni!" squealed Clare. "TS4 picture! Now!" and she yanked both Lenni and Bekki towards her and Erin. Kitty snapped the photo first with her camera, then with Erin's. Five other flashes went off from the rest of the group.
"This isn't ANTM people!" Lenni complained. Just as she said that, Kari yanked a nearby Madison Uni guy from the side walk, gave him her camera, and everyone squished together for Da Family picture with the capital building creating the perfect background.
"Alright... um... onward down state street? Or to tour the capital building?" Kari asked as she retrieved her Kodak from the Uni dude. Seeing as how none of her loverly friends had been to Madison, she was playing event coordinator and tour guide. "Building first I think..." And with that said, they crossed the street in one sexy mass of young awesomeness.
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AN: So... um if you have any touch up suggestions or anything... throw them at me now. I just feel really weird putting words into your mouths... How do you do it Clare and Erin?
