"You want me to do what?" Haru asked dumbfounded, his phone almost slipping from his grasp.

"We need you to dress as a woman." Rin pleaded. "Come on Haru, please?!"

"Can't you get Kou to do it?"

"Absolutely not," Rin exclaimed. "It wouldn't work."

"Well can't you get an actual girl to do it?"

"Well, you see." Rin seemed embarrassed through the phone. "I don't really know any. All boys school remember?"

Haru sighed resting his head on his knee holding the green mobile tightly at his ear.

"So you want me to dress up as a woman for your Film and TV project?"

"Please." Haru could just imagine Rin batting his eyelashes on the other end.

"Alright. Fine." Haru gave in hearing Rin and Sousuke cheering with delight.

"Thank you so much, Haru."

"Yeah, thanks, Nanase."

"You guys better get an A for this." With that stern statement, Haruka hung up and groaned into his arms.


The next morning Haru was rudely awoken by furious knocking on his door. He staggered to the door wrenching it open to find Rin and Sousuke staring impatiently at him.

"Come on Haru," Rin whined pouting at the ravenettes state of dress. "We gotta get you womaned up."

The boys pushed past him and made themselves comfortable on Haru's sofa while the freestyle swimmer just stared, unable to comprehend what was currently happening to him.

"Chop chop, we gotta get going." Sousuke clapped his hands with purpose. Haruka frowned at him before cautiously making his way to the bathroom.

"You better not take hours in there." He heard Rin yell loudly through the door. Haruka sighed heavily not wanting to piss them off he was in and out in five minutes and was shuffled out of his house two seconds later. They had just arrived at the train station when Haru began asking questions.

"What exactly do I have to do?"

"Well, it's a music video," Rin explained, raising a brow at the ravenettes sceptically. "Just trust us."

"Why me?" Haru inquired brow furrowing in suspicion.

"Because you're pretty." Sousuke shrugged in reply causing Haruka's cheeks to heat up.

"Plus, you're the most feminine out of all of us," Rin added.

"What about Nagisa? or even Nitori?"

"They're too short."

"You're pretty feminine." Haru poked at Rin, smirking in amusement as the red head let out a shocked yelp.

"Oi," Rin growled out in protest. "I am not."

"Cry baby." Sousuke chuckled at Haru's quick remark and grinned innocently as Rin sent him a death glare. Rin turned to the humoured freestyle swimmer and let a quip of a smile reach his features.

"You've already agreed, so no backing out."

Haruka frowned in defeat and glanced away in disappointment. He swayed slightly on the spot as Rin elbowed him gently.

"Come on, It'll be fun."

"For you, maybe."


Haru was standing outside a small local hair salon with Sousuke while Rin disappeared inside. The pair were watching the red headed teen through the window conversing with one of the hairdressers. They saw Rin point to Haru then motion down to his hips, the lady nodded leaving Rin to turn to the two boys outside giving them two thumbs up.

"What are we doing here?" Haruka asked from outside, not removing his eyes from the swim captain.

"Honestly?" Sousuke turned to Haru. "I have no idea. Rin's kinda taken the reins."

Rin burst out the shop grinning from ear to ear, his smile causing both Haru and Sousuke to internally question their involvement. "Alright, next up, clothes."

"First, what's in the bag?" Haru eyed the small pink bag Rin was holding with suspicion.

"Oh, just some hair extensions." Rin absent mindlessly said, attempting to wave the ravenettes mistrust away. "Now come on, we have to get you fake boobs."

Rin grabbed Haru's wrist and hauled him away headed towards the shops. Haruka turned his head to Sousuke for some help but immediately felt betrayed as the butterfly swimmer just shrugged at him in futility and trailed after them. After much disagreement on Haru's side and much convincing on Rin's front, fake boobs were bought by a flustered Sousuke. Next on the list was the underwear, which unfortunately didn't go much better.

"Come on, just try them on." Rin sighed.

Haru shook his head in straight up rejection. "No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Why not?" Rin pouted with the new question changing their pointless dispute.

"Because I'm not a girl."

"Just put them on." Sousuke sighed having finally had enough of the back and forth between the two friends, he forcefully drove the resistant Haru and the revealing underwear into the changing room.

"Oh don't forget to put these on." Rin chuckled cheekily passing the fake boobs to Haru through the curtain. Sousuke and Rin waited patiently before the redhead became restless with impatience.

"So, how do they look?"

"Fine," Haru called back from behind the curtain leaving everything for their imagination.

"Show us."

"Err, let me think about that." The boys heard Haru call out sarcastically. "No"

Haru emerged from the changing room, fully dressed and tossed the fake boobs at Rin's head.

"Hey, watch out." Rin rubbed his forehead in irritation. "Alright, Sousuke go pay for them."

"What? Why me?"

"Because it's your turn," Rin smirked shooing him away. Sousuke mumbled under his breath as he swiped the underwear from Haru and stomped over to the checkout.

"I'm just going to call Kou," Rin told Haru, before heading outside leaving Haruka to stroll over to Sousuke who was bright red and stuttering out a thank you to the lady behind the counter. Sousuke grabbed the bag hastily, grasped Haru's wrist and rushed them from the store.

"Are you okay?" Haruka asked concerned about Sousuke's incredibly flushed face.

"I'm fine." Sousuke averted his eyes not willing to divulge in the rather invading exchange. "Let's just find Rin and get out of here."

They found their red headed friend replacing his phone back into his pocket a few meters away. He approached them with a mischievous smile and a plan in place.

"Who wants lunch?"

The trio ended up at a small cafe where Sousuke and Haru exchange glances of both curiosity and confusion at Rin's rather upbeat behaviour. They were halfway through their lunch when Rin's sister made an appearance.

"Oni-chan!" She called, waving as she approached. Kou gave the boys a sweet smile before whispering in Rin's ear. Sousuke and Haru noticed the shared evil glint in the sibling's eyes as Kou approached her senpai.

"Come on Haru-senpai. We have shopping to do."

"Wait, Kou, wai-" Haru was hauled from his chair and dragged away from the cafe, looking back at the Samezuka boys glaring daggers as he was lugged around the corner.

"You're relentless." Sousuke sighed feeling slight pity for the raven haired swimmer.

"At least we don't have to do it now."

"You secretly liked it." Sousuke wriggled his eyebrows at him teasingly.

"You got me." Rin grinned widely showing his shark-like teeth before sipping his soft drink.


"We'd better catch up with them."

"Hey, where's all the stuff?" Sousuke glanced around searching for the mountain of bags.

"Oh, Kou's got them." Rin shrugged him off. The two swimmers made their way towards the shopping centre, hands in pockets as they searched for Kou and Haru.

"Over there." Sousuke caught a glimpse of red, elbowing Rin and pointing overhead. They shuffled over noticing Kou wasn't alone. A girl with long raven hair in a ponytail, long smooth legs and a short skirt that barely left anything for the boy's imagination.

"Oi, where's Nanase?" Sousuke noticing Haru was absent after a moment.

The raven haired girl put her hands on her waist watching Sousuke stared as her hips as they swayed. Sousuke's eyes travelled upwards to find unhappy ocean blue orbs. Shit.

"Haru?!" Sousuke let his name spill from his mouth in surprise causing Haruka to blush slightly. Rin's mouth fell open in disbelief causing Kou to giggle.

"I did a pretty good job." Kou grinned at her brother and Sousuke's reactions, "Don't you think?"

Both boys nodded eagerly, looking Haru up and down in approval.

"Can you stop checking me out?"

"We're not." They spluttered out in sync, causing Haruka to smirk in amusement and jerk his hips to distract the boys again.

"Wait till you see him in the underwear!" Kou exclaimed out loud, covering her mouth as she caught a few onlookers. Sousuke and Rin's eyes instantly went to Haru's chest causing him to snap his fingers at their faces, lifting their chins to force them to concentrate on Haru's slightly pissed face. They blushed in guilt and averted their eyes in apology.

"Hopeless." Haru sighed, seizing their wrists. "Come on, you guys are taking me home."

The three bid Kou goodbye and made their way to the train station.


"Rin-senpai, Sousuke-senpai."

Haru froze, oh god please no, he begged internally. The three of them twisted around to see Momo and Nitori running up to them. Haruka concealed himself behind Sousuke's broad form and poked his head out to see Momo staring him down.

"Oh, Sousuke-senpai, is this your girlfriend?" Nitori asked. Sousuke and Haru glanced at one another before blushing and separating themselves by a few feet. Momo approached Haru and delicately grasped his hand.

"You're very pretty."

Sousuke furrowed his brow in jealousy and swiped the flushing Haru away from Momo, slipping his arm around the ravenettes waist.

"As a matter of fact, Nitori, this is my girlfriend," Sousuke announced glaring at Momo, pulling Haru even closer to himself.

"Sousuke, I can speak for myself." Haru's voiced a little high pitched, shooting Rin a heated glare as the red headed failed a hiding a humorous smirk. Haruka detached himself from Sousuke's vice grip and swayed slightly in the heels Kou forced him to buy. He let out a small yelp as his ankle gave way and collapsed into Momo's arms.

"Woah, be careful," Momo whispered intimately as he helped Haruka steady himself. They locked eyes, Haru gulping in nervousness and slowly backed away.

"Thanks." Haru scratched his cheek turning around before he tripped backwards into Rin.

"Saki, you're so clumsy." Rin placed his hands on Haru's waist, smiling seductively at him attempting to make Haruka extremely uncomfortable. "I'll hold you, so you don't fall."

Rin slowly began to move his hands around Haru's stomach causing the ravenette to gasp and flush deep red.

"What are you doing?" Haru's voice was hitched, embarrassed and self-conscious in his position. They heard awkward coughs and they both turned to see a livid Sousuke, a mortified Nitori and a smirking Momo.

"What are you doing to Sousuke-senpai's girlfriend?" Momo asked, quirking an eyebrow. It finally clicked how far Rin was going and shoved Haru away horrified causing the freestyle swimmer to once again trip, this time falling back into the arms of his apparent boyfriend. He sighed a little in relief and placed his hand on Sousuke's shoulder to help balance himself. Haru lifted his head to find Sousuke looking down at him concern written on his face.

"I'm fine." Haru dusted himself off, pulling on his skirt a little. "I'd like to go home."

Sousuke nodded taking Haru's hand and bidding his friend's goodbye, Rin a little more aggressively as they set off.


"Is there a reason Rin didn't come?" Haru asked curiously, their fingers still intertwined. Sousuke shrugged and tightened his grip on Haru's hand. The teal eyed male noticed the tiny smile on the ravnettes face and felt a surge of accomplishment flow through him.

"What is your video about?"

"School," Sousuke grunted in response. He didn't know how to speak to Haruka, they only ever talked with company present, alone, Sousuke was a little tense.

"So am I like a school girl?" Haru inquired.

"Teacher." Haru seemed confused and Sousuke elaborated. "Rin thought doing a song about being attracted to the teacher than a student would be more-" Sousuke quoted in the air, "-bold and different." Before replacing his hand back into Haru's without thinking.

"So I'm your sensei?"

Sousuke nodded. "I guess I'm dating my sensei."

"That's kind of sexy," Haru added. Sousuke choked on his saliva and gazed at Haru in disbelief. "What? I'm dating a younger guy and you're dating an older woman, doesn't that turn you on?"

Sousuke couldn't help the heat rise from his neck to his ears, coughing awkwardly to keep his voice stoic.

"I guess," The duo arrived at the Haru's house, gazing up the steps. "There, we're here."

"Did you want to come in?"

Sousuke didn't need to think it through immediately nodding and followed his way up the stairs after Haruka. The ravenette let them inside, bending down to remove his heels. He rubbed his soles and moaned in sweet relief. He heard a mumbled 'shit' and gazed behind him to see Sousuke looking anywhere but at him.

"Are you okay?"

"Great." Sousuke reassured, "Just don't bend down again or make that noise."

"Bend down? What like this?" Haru teased, slightly pleased with himself at making the teal-eyed teen edgy. He slowly bent down again, this time keeping eye contact with Sousuke, his half-lidded eyes causing all sorts of images to enter the butterfly swimmers head. Sousuke tried with every ounce of his being not to look down. He tried, he did, but he couldn't resist. His eyes left Haru's and travelled down to see the swimmers almost bare, firm butt peeking out of the very short skirt he was wearing. As soon as Haru raised himself he was taken by surprise as Sousuke shoved him back against the wall, causing a pain but aroused gasp to escape the ravenettes mouth. He felt Sousuke grasp his waist with one hand and lift his chin with the other.

"Are you trying to make me aroused?" Sousuke grumbled impatiently at him eyeing the teen's neck hungrily.

"It's a possibility," Haru smirked. Sousuke leant down and captured Haru's lips, feeling the freestyle swimmer stiffen in surprise Sousuke gently bit the boy's lip, helping Haru to calm and melt into him, returning the kiss with more force. Haru wrapped his arms around Sousuke's neck and moaned into his mouth as Sousuke swiped his tongue across his bottom lip. After a few minutes of furious making out, Sousuke pulled away panting.

"Is this why Rin didn't come?" Haru asked breathlessly, lightly guiding his hand through the teal-eyed man's hair.

" It's a possibility." Sousuke copied Haru smart remark.

"You do know I'm not actually a girl." Haru sighed, gesturing to his outfit.

"I know, I've been waiting a while to do this," Sousuke confessed, nipping lustfully at Haru's neck. Haru sighed with bliss causing Sousuke to jump a little and look into the hazy ocean blue eyes.

"Are you okay?"

"Let's go to bed," Haru demanded hotly, kissing Sousuke before he could retort. However, before either of them could make headway they heard a furious pounding on the door. Haru sighed in frustration at the interruption and pulled Sousuke's head back down.

"They'll go away."

"I'm not leaving," Rin shouted through the door. "I can't believe you guys just ditched me like that."

Sousuke rolled his eyes, causing Haru to smile in amusement. The freestyle swimmer reluctantly untangled himself from the teal-eyed teen and headed over to open the door, revealing an angry and sweaty redhead.

"Rin." He greeted. "How can I help?"

"You little shit," Rin growled, punching him a little too hard. "Sousuke we have to go back, there's been a situation."

"Situation?" Sousuke cocked an eyebrow.

"I'll explain it to you on the way." Rin noticed his hesitation, "Come on."

Sousuke sighed in defeat and followed Rin out, only after grabbing Haruka's butt firmly, smiling mischievously at him and bidding him goodbye.


The music video that they filmed, is the Busted song, What I Go To School For.

watch?v=eAI1Onf2-Co

the link if it interests you. Of course the video is modernised and that. In order of singers appearance, Sousuke is first, then Rin the third is probably some random in their class.