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Perfect Pair
"Well, I think it's a good idea." McGonagall insisted.
"You do realise he will get much more paranoid, don't you."
"Which makes it a good idea, don't you think?"
Snape smirked "Fine, let's do it."
"Hey Alastor."
Moody turned around and pointed his wand at the other teachers.
"Oh, it's just you." He lowered his wand but kept eyeing them suspiciously. "What do you want?"
"We were thinking about your 'constant vigilance' thing… and, well, why don't you go see Sybil and ask her the future? I'm sure she'll tell you something right away." McGonagall smiled.
"And there's no better way to be prepared for the future than to know it, right?" Snape added.
"Yes… I see your point…" Moody frowned.
"Aah! I've been expecting you!"
"Then why did I have to wait half an hour until you came?"
"I do not like to make people uneasy duo to my Inner Eye."
"I see."
"So, my dear colleague, why did you come?"
"Is that to not make me uneasy again?"
"Yes. Do you want to know your future?"
"So you do know."
"Indeed I know. Unfortunately that's not the how the Inner Eye works, it's not a floo channel."
"Oh. Then, uh, I'll return when you have a vision." Moody started to leave.
"Wait, wait! I'm seeing something! There's… something vague and mysterious after you!"
"I knew it!"
"Keep your eyes open…" Trelawney made a dramatic gesture, with pure delight in her eyes "... you are in great danger!"
"So true! Tell me more!"
"I see death risk in your future… in a close future! From the one whom you least expect!"
"I have to be more alert!"
"Beware!"
"You know what? I don't think that was such a great idea after all."
"Oh Severus, don't be like that. So he's a little bit more paranoid…"
"I had to go to the Hospital Wing just because I asked him to pass the eggs at breakfast."
"Well, at least he made a friend."
"Sybil? Yeah, and it's so good to know he's hanging out with her now… I don't even want to know what crap is she feeding him up."
"Come on, Severus, it's not that bad…"
Trelawney entered in the staff room "Minerva! Oh Merlin, thank you!" she squeezed her hands.
"…you're welcome?"
"I have soo much to tell you! Of course I knew this was going to happen-"
"Of course you did."
"-but it's so wonderful!" she beamed "Oh, I think I'm in love!"
Snape coughed suddenly "You're what?!"
"Can we know who's the – ham – lucky guy?"
"Alastor!" she squealed "He's so gentle and caring…"
Snape and McGonagall just stared at her.
"… and he listens to what I say!"
"Let's not forget his good looks." Snape added with a hint of sarcasm.
"I know right?" Trelawney grinned, unaware of his tone. "Oh, but I was looking for him right now! Do you know where he is?"
"Don't you know?"
"Of course I do! I was just being polite and pretend to not have the great gift of the Vision." And she walked away "Oh Aliiiie!"
Snape and McGonagall looked at each other.
"I knew it was a bad idea."
"She'll get over it…"
"Oh, if I have to teach a Weasley lot of mini Trelawneys and Moodys I'm blaming on you."
"It's not only my fault! You went through it as well!"
"It was your idea! 'Oh aren't Sybil and Alastor just perfect for each other?' Well, I guess you were right!"
And they kept arguing for much longer, although they agreed in one thing.
"We're doomed."
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Gosh I made Trelawney such a fangirl in the end. But I guess that it's a good thing to have someone who actually believes in what she says.
Alie! I had to nickname Moody, sorry! u.u
And, ahah, Weasley lot xD
