Sarah eyes narrowed at the owl perched on the leafless tree branch, did he think she was stupid? she had seen him as an owl before, and this particular barn owl had followed her all the way from the small shop where she had purchased her eggs, milk, tea, cereal and a copy of war and peace. Not that she was actually going to read it, but it was a heavy book and would hopefully do some damange if it was thrown at a, let's say, a Goblin king. She smirked at the owl now fluttering to the next branch, and raised one finger in a very unlady like manor. The owl mearly ruffled its feathers and flew to the next branch, and at the presisce moment it settled down her phone went off, pulling it out of her coat pocket sarah put it to her ear.
"hello?" She muttered, using a slightly posh voice in case it was anyone important
"hiya sarah" Daniel's static voice said. At this sarah's smirk pulled back into a big mocking grin. Jareth had promised that she would never have a partner apart from him, and yes, after her first three boyfriends had ended up in intensive care, muttering about a blonde man in spandex that was trying to kill them, the date offers had certainly became less frequent but hadn't stoped completly.
"oh, whats up danny?" she asked knowing full well that another date was coming up
"i was wondering if you'd like to go out with me again? but i understand if you don't, im not exscatly the most handsome, or smart, or fun, or funny, or-"
"i'd love too danny" Sarah cut in "pick me up around seven on saterday"
"yeah! cool, we can go bowling, bye sarah"
"bye" she mutted putting the phone away and taking out her front door key. putting down her shopping on her kitchen table she herd steps creaking upstairs.
"Oh hell! if he's going through my underwear again i will murder him!" she fumed running up the stairs to find a slightly pink Jareth rumiging through her drawls.
"My love, you look wonderful" Jareth said, discreetly closing the drawl again
"jeez! i told you no entering my house without my premission!" she screamed at him her hands fluttering around for something that would do some damange. upon finding a vase full of roses she picked it up and flung it at him, "piss off!!" sarah screamed as jareth doged yet more flying objects
"sarah! please! just listen to me!" jareth shouted, having just doged a fantasy snow globe that had hit the wall and sent thousands of tiny shards of glass everywhere, sarah lowered the hand that heled the ornemental sowds she'd been given for her 13th birthday, "well, sarah, i have come to offer you the proposal of-" he began
"IF YOU PROPOSE TO ME AGAIN I WILL KICK YOUR ARSE!" she screamed, her eyes narroring like daggers
"oh, why not? i have offered you everything!" he argued, smiling a crooked smile hard to resist
"i, um, i" sarah stuttered trying to clear her head, jareth crept up to her slowly, his hands about to wrap round her waist when sarah threw herself aross the room
"i could hae you arrested you jerk" sarah yelled picking herself up and jareth just grinned
"don't you like bad boys?" he asked, his tone oh so sarcastic, and sarah's phone began ringing again
"hello?" she said into it her eyes narrowing at jareth who was now eyeing her desk for any hint of a relationship with someone else, she rembered andy smith, her previous boyfriend, how they'd been on a date together and jareth had appeared, and a group of young girls had stopped in the street and stared at a certain part of jareth's body and how jareth had kidnapped andy and treated him to unamanegble horrors.
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so you like? no, well your a poopie head! and review or several emo/punk pixies will protest against human life on your front lawn (or whatever you have) resulting in the human race burning each and everyone of you...mwa ha ha...you have een warned
