Penname: smittenskitten

Genre: Crackfic

Paring: Jessica/Alcide

Prompt: Keep Your Eyes On The Ball(s)

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Keep your eyes on the balls.

I tell myself.

They dangle in front of my face.

How can I not keep my eyes on them?

They are sort of beautiful. And I keep staring.

"Doc?" I look up.

Lord he is tall.

I snap the rubber glove on my hand ready to inspect.

"You have to bend over." I sound like a wheezing duck. I am sure of it.

He does as I ask.

I was wrong if I thought his balls were beautiful because his ass is a fine piece of art.

I won't do it. I won't. I keep telling myself.

But I do.

SPANK!

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A/N: I give no excuse for this story because there is none to give.

And this crakiness will continue.