Penname: smittenskitten
Genre: Crackfic
Paring: Jessica/Alcide
Prompt: Keep Your Eyes On The Ball(s)
~O~
Keep your eyes on the balls.
I tell myself.
They dangle in front of my face.
How can I not keep my eyes on them?
They are sort of beautiful. And I keep staring.
"Doc?" I look up.
Lord he is tall.
I snap the rubber glove on my hand ready to inspect.
"You have to bend over." I sound like a wheezing duck. I am sure of it.
He does as I ask.
I was wrong if I thought his balls were beautiful because his ass is a fine piece of art.
I won't do it. I won't. I keep telling myself.
But I do.
SPANK!
~O~
A/N: I give no excuse for this story because there is none to give.
And this crakiness will continue.
