A/N: Hey y'all! Sorry I haven't been updating lately. I've been caught up in a lovely AI Tumblr RPG!
Hey! You guys are writers! Would you like to join?
We still need a permanent Whatsername, Tunny, EG, and members of the Underbelly, most specifically a permanent Andrew and Aspen and maybe Chase. Just PM me if you're interested!
So…this is what happens when I'm incredibly bored.
Shout-out to majolicaiko who is the Theo to my Jimmy….quite literally. XD
I RP as Jimbo btw…XD
So this is also for a Mr. John Howard Gallager Jr ON HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY! =D
REVIEW PLEASE!
Disclaimer: Don't own shit!
Johnny: WOW. THAT WAS JUST….WOW.
Jimmy: You can stop screaming. We left the club thirty minutes ago.
Johnny: Oh…Gotcha. So…
Jimmy: So what? Why are we just standing here?
Johnny: I dunno…
Jimmy: You have the key!
Johnny: oh yeah! *hand dives into pocket* Oh shit….
Jimmy: What?
Johnny: SHIT! *looks in other pocket* WHERE DID THE KEY GO?
Jimmy: YOU LOST IT?
Next Door Neighbor: WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? NOT ALL OF US ARE NOCTURNAL!
Johnny: *hushed* I didn't lose it….I just misplaced it. Check your pockets.
Jimmy: I'm not gonna check my pockets. I never had the key!
Johnny: Well, this is a dilemma…
Jimmy: NO FUCKING KIDDING!
Next Door Neighbor: I WILL CALL THE POLICE ON YOUR FUCKING ASSES!
Johnny: JIMMY, WHAT ARE WE GONNA-?
Jimmy: SHUT UP. *covers Johnny's mouth* That's all we need is the police on our asses.
Johnny: Well, what are we supposed to do? Whatsername's out of town visiting her family, Will's all the way in a different city…
Jimmy: Well, we have to do something. If worst comes to worst we'll just spend the night with Andrew or something.
Johnny: Nooooo… I don't like Andrew. He always looks at me like he wants to kill me…
Jimmy: Well that's something the two of us agree on, then.
Johnny: That he's creepy?
Jimmy: No. About killing you.
Johnny:…..
Jimmy: I'm kidding. God, Jesus…
Johnny: Hahahah. Funny.
Jimmy: Just find the key…
Johnny: I'm looking!
Jimmy: Don't we have a spare?
Johnny: I dunno…do we?
Jimmy: Yea—oh no, we don't…
Johnny: What happened to it?
Jimmy: Chase swallowed it when he was drunk…
Johnny: Oh yeah….damn…
Jimmy: Well shit.
Johnny: I say we ram the door down.
Jimmy: What the fuck is that gonna do?
Johnny: I dunno. I just always wanted to ram a door down.
Jimmy: *facepalm* Let's be serious here…
Johnny: Coming from you?
Jimmy: WE ARE NOT FIGHTING NOW. OPEN THE DOOR.
Johnny: I'M ONLY A PERSON! JESUS CHRIST!
Jimmy: YOU LOST THE KEY, YOU OPEN THE DOOR!
Next Door Neighbor: I'm being so damn serious…
Jimmy: Open the goddamned door.
Johnny: I can't! I….wait.
Jimmy: What?
Johnny: *darts out*
Jimmy: Oh God…
Johnny: *returns with a flame thrower* HAHHAHAHAH!
Jimmy: What the fuck is that gonna do?
Johnny: We MELT the doorknob!
Jimmy: Then….
Johnny: Open the door.
Jimmy: ok…
Johnny: *starts up the flame thrower* FIIIIIIIIIRE!
Jimmy:…
Johnny: MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Jimmy: *facepalms*
Johnny: Oh…Um…
Door Knob: *not melted*
Jimmy: *finds a nearby wall and bangs his head against it*
Johnny: Well, we could always go with the ramming the door down idea.
Jimmy: Do you have any other good ideas?
Johnny: Uh….well, one involves a buffalo...
Jimmy: YOU ARE AN INCOMPETENT IDIOT!
Next Door Neighbor: I SAID KEEP IT-!
Jimmy: OK! WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST FUCKING TIME ALREADY! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Johnny:…
Jimmy: I AM TIRED AND DRUNK AND PISSED AND ALL I WANT IS TO GO INTO MY OWN HOME AND SLEEP. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?
Johnny: Well, no…
Jimmy: COMING FROM THE ASSHOLE WHO LOST OUR KEY!
Theo: *popping out from Jimmy's pants* YOU LOST YOUR KEY?
Jimmy: OH GREAT! NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS MORON!
Johnny: What were you doing in his pants?
Theo: We'll tell you when you're older.
Johnny: Eew.
Theo: Tell me what happened, Saint.
Jimmy: He lost our fucking key!
Theo: Nice going, Shitbag.
Johnny: IT WASN'T MY FAULT! AND I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I ANSWER TO SHITBAG.
Theo: Don't worry, Saint! I'll find your key! *goes back in his pants*
Jimmy: This isn't awkward at all…
Theo: *comes back* Is this it?
Johnny: Nope.
Theo: Damn…*dives back in*
Johnny: Um…
Theo: *comes back* This?
Jimmy: No.
Theo: AW COME ON! *about to go back*
Jimmy: OK. WE GET IT. GET OUT OF MY PANTS NOW.
Theo: Dammit…*climbs out* Did you try ramming it down?
Jimmy: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT!
Johnny: Whoa….your face is getting all purpley…
Jimmy: *grabs Johnny's throat* I'LL SHOW YOU PURPLEY!
Theo: Oh hey! I FOUND IT!
Jimmy: THEO, WE ARE NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES ANYMORE!
Theo: But it's in your pocket...
Jimmy: HOW COULD IT-? *finds key in his pocket*
Theo: I'm brilliant.
Jimmy:…..
Johnny: Told you to check your pockets.
Jimmy: Just get inside. *unlocks the door*
A/N: Theo just….completes me XDD I adore him
Reviews?
And don't forget about the RPG!
