It's Not Easy Being Gieke (oh yeah!) by SClownzZzZz

Part One of Twenty Seven

His name was Chester Gieke, and he was one dorky guy. He was a Knowledge Sim, but he was no Gieke, yo.

One day, Chester Gieke decided that he needed to get revenge on all the people who gave him terrible make-overs and tried to redo his face with plastic surgery, so he got a job as a mime. Then Chester Gieke found out that mimes didn't get paid enough and that he didn't have a house. Chester Gieke was upset, so he went into every single premade neighborhood and kicked every family out of their houses. Then he laughed and laughed.

Chester Gieke loves to laugh

Just kidding, he actually loves pie. Sweet, juicy pie. *DROOL*

But anyway, where were we? Oh yeah, Chester Gieke seeking his revenge. One thing that Chester didn't really keep in mind is that he was actually taking revenge on the wrong people. I mean, it's not like those other premade Sims were really in control of whether or not he got those terrible make-overs against his will. No, there was some other driving force behind these horrific events.


[Insert name of any teenage girl who wrote stories about Chester Gieke here (INOATGWWSACGH)] was sitting at her computer playing Sims 2. She had just finished taking screen shots for the Chester Gieke story that she was going to publish on [insert name of Sims 2-related website here] . "I am so glad I gave that ugly Chester Gieke a makeover," said INOATGWWSACGH. "I mean, why would they make a character that hideous? It's not even a joke. I mean, I wasn't laughing. Looking at that ugly mug gave me nightmares for, like, five years, even though I've only owned the game for only one year. Maybe more. But definitely not five years…"

Suddenly INOATGWWSACGH heard the doorbell ring. "What do you want?" INOATGWWSACGH screamed at the door.

"Get over here!" replied a voice.

So INOATGWWSACGH slowly got out of her seat by her computer to answer the front door. She wasn't the brightest young lady, for she did not bother looking out the peephole first. If she had done so, she probably wouldn't have opened the door, and then she would have missed out on her chance to meet…

"CHESTER GIEKE?!"

It was a beautiful spring day. The birds were chirping, the plants were growing – oh, and Chester Gieke was outside seeking revenge on INOATGWWSACGH, but we're not going to talk about that. Oh wait, yes we are.

"You!" Chester Gieke shouted, pointing at INOATGWWSACGH. "Why did you do this to me?! Huh? Did you think that I was so ugly that you had to change me and post embarrassing stories featuring unflattering pictures of me on without my consent?" Chester Gieke paused and took out a soda. He sipped it before continuing. "I mean, how would you like it if I called you ugly, gave you a terrible makeover, and took embarrassing photos of you and posted them on without your consent, huh? Would you love it, INOATGWWSACGH?"

"Um…yeah, could you, like, repeat that last part again, INOATGWWSACGH?"

"INOATGWWSACGH?" Chester repeated with confusion. "Isn't that your name?"

"Uh…sure, INOATGWWSACGH," said INOATGWWSACGH.

"Stop saying INOATGWWSACGH, INOATGWWSACGH!" Chester screamed.

"Who?" said INOATGWWSACGH.

TWO HOURS LATER…

"No, I'm not INOATGWWSACGH – I'M CHESTER GIEKE!"

"AWW, GIEKE!"

Then a giant space ship came from the horizon and shot laser beams at the duo, causing both of them to lose their memories.

Chester and INOATGWWSACGH woke up on the ground. "Who are you?" asked Chester. "Then again, who am I?"

"I…I…don't know," replied INOATGWWSACGH.

Chester and INOATGWWSACGH looked into eachother's eyes. "Wanna get married?" INOATGWWSACGH asked.

"Sure," said Chester, "I'm not doing anything better right now."

So Chester and INOATGWWSACGH got married, moved to a desert island, and never thought about The Sims 2, horrible Chester Gieke makeover stories, or the Internet ever again.

THE END *heart*