Here's another of my series of random one-shot jokes; and this time, it's a Christmas special! Merry Christmas everyone! (even though it's already boxing day ^^') Enjoy!


Being woken up during a nap was bad enough; but when you're woken up by the foot of your arch nemesis being pushed into your face…

"What the hell shit-cook?"

Sanji took a puff on his cigarette and calmly stepped back. "Everyone else is putting up Christmas decorations so get your lazy ass up off the grass and stop trying to blend in with the greenness."

Zoro closed his eyes as response. "Go screw yourself."

Sanji's leg smacked into the swordsman's side and sent him hurtling over the side of the Thousand Sunny. Zoro made many un-Zoro-like noises whilst falling into the sea with a splash.

For some strange reason, no one else heard him fall off board so no one came to save him. He had to climb back on deck by himself. And damn is that harder than it sounds.

Panting and soaking wet, Zoro grumbled irritably as he found another spot on the grassy deck and went to sleep again; or at least he tried. No sooner had he closed his eyes he was run over and flattened by a stampede.

"What the hell?" he screamed at Chopper and his gang of reindeer friends. "Since when did we have a herd of reindeer on board?"

"I called them here to bring more Christmas atmosphere!" Chopper said cheerfully whilst in walk point.

Zoro, aggravated, stood up before he was crushed under hooves a second time and headed inside for a drink of sake. But when he opened the cupboards, lo and behold, someone had decided to get rid of all the liquor and replace them with mince pies.

Heading up to his workout room now, he just hoped for some peace and quiet, but when he opened the door, was knocked down by an avalanche of bells, hollies and tinsel.

"Zoro!" shouted Nami from out on deck. "I put all the Christmas decorations in there, go find somewhere else to be an idiot."

Angrily shaking bits of Christmassy junk from his hair, Zoro clambered out of the mountain of decorations and headed over to the men's cabin. Hopefully there would be no one there to-

"Hey Zoro!" Luffy sat on the floor grinning at him, holding three long colourful sticks. Zoro frowned. Wait a second, those weren't sticks, those were…

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY KATANAS?"

"Oh, I thought I'd paint them into candy canes for a more festive mood!" said Luffy cheerfully.

Runny paint and Luffy's artistic skills did NOT go well together.

At this moment, there was a knock at the door.

And Zoro was not in the mood to listen to knocking.

He stormed over and jerked the door open.

And what did he find?

A cute little angel standing there innocently with a tree dragged behind her.

"I've brought you a nice, pretty Christmas tree!" smiled the angel. "Where would you like me to stick it?"

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.